Married to a drunkard season 2 (part 5)

So… Here i am with a new chapter… I am telling sorry before only if you don’t like it… If you feel bore…
Precap : swara’s out burst… Sanskar’s pain… Sanskar promises dida to bring her back…

So let’s start…
Sanskar sits for sometime… Then lightly pecks swara’s lips… In which swara frowns in sleep and moves her head to sanskar more… Sanskar smiles and nuzzles his nose on her cheek…
Sanskar : i know mrs maheshwary you still love me… And i love you too baby…
He departs and last time kiss her forehead… Then goes out… In hall he meets with dida…
Dida: so what’s the plan… 😀(she asks excitedly)
Sanskar : umm… Do one thing………………
(what… Have patience… Sab abhi bata du kya 😏)
Next morning… Our princess open her beautiful eyes and sees dida showing her full teeth😁… She frowns and gets up… 😒
Swara (sleepy voice while getting up) : what happened dida… Why are you doing close up add… Early in the morning.. 😒
Dida: nothing… Chalo have your breakfast 😁
Swara nodes and goes to washroom… After sometime she comes out with red crop top and faded blue jeans… Hair is open… Long red feathers attached earrings and blue goggles… She comes down… And sees dida and priyal is whispering…
Swara : what’s going on here 😡
Dida jumps on her place same as priyal…
Dida : nothing shoru… Ai ai… Khete ai… (come come…. Eat something)
She nodes and starts to do something in phone… She sits…
Swara : priyal…
Priyal: yes mam…
Swara : does mr mitra send the venue..
Priyal : yes mam… But it’s quite far… About 70 km away from here…
Swara nodes and drinks the juice then eats her bread jam… Then she stands up…
Swara : go ask driver to make the car ready… We will leave after the 15 mins…
Priyal gulps and looks at dida… : wo… Wo… Maaa…. Aaa… Mmmm… Wo… 😟
Swara: what happened now?? 😠
Priyal close her eyes : wo mam… Driver eloped 😣
Swara: what the hell… Why the hell are you telling me this… It’s your job to search him or find a new driver… 😡😡
Priyal gulps : mam wo… I searched but… Can’t find anyone… At last find one… Woh…
Swara : ok whatever… Go and make the car ready…
Priyal nodes… And runs out looking at dida… Dida shows her thumbs up 👍with a grin…
After 15 mins… Priyal comes and call swara… Swara goes out looking at her phone… Suddenly she feels someone fall on her feet… She jumps back… But the guy is not leaving her feet… Swara was jumping here and there and he also go behind her feet… Bending down only…
Swara : hey stop… What the hell are you doing… Go away… Shuuuu….
At last the guy hold her feet… : namaste maidam ji… Hum h aap ki nayiwali deriver (i am yours new driver)… Myself kissan kumar from patna…
And the guy looks up showing his full teeth 😁😁: pahchana maidam ji 😁😁(did you recognize me madam ji)
Swara whisper : sanskaaaaarrrr… 😳😳😳
Sanskar urf kissan stands up… : arey nahi nahi… Maidam ji.. Hum sanskar nahi h… Wo toh sala vaisiyan ki puch h… Hum toh apki kissan h kissan… (arey no no madam ji… I am not sanskar.. He is toh tail of Buffalo… I am your kissan…) 😁😁
Swara : what the hell 😡… (starts to beat him with her hand bag) ye konsa hulia bana lia apna… (what have you done with your face)… Mr maheshwary i am telling you keep distance from me..

Kissan jumping : arey maidam ji (tries to stop) what… What are you doing… Humari moum humri surat pahchan nahi payengi… (my mother can’t recognize my face)
Swara : get out mr maheshwary 😡
Kissan starts crying like hell holding his head sitting on his feet only…😭😭😭 : arey maidam ji… Singing mein toh humri ku6o na ho saki… Aab pu6o kahe… (nothing could happen with my singing… Now ask why)
Swara (in flow) : kahe 😠… I mean why…. Aaaaarrrrgh 😡😡😡… Why the hell i am talking with you… Security… Security…
She shouts…
Security comes : ji ji… Madam…
Swara : throw this man out of the house now… 😡
Kissan runs to swara and hold her leg tightly and was not leaving… If swara moves her leg.. He also move with her : leave me mr maheshwary….
Swara bends down to release her leg from his grip… She looks at her eyes and starts to listen his talk…
Kissan : arey maidam ji… Hum kaha jayenge… Humri toh kouno nahi h… Wo humri wifewa humko apni jindegi se bahar nikal die h.. (arey madam ji… Where will i go… I have none… Wo my wife made me out of her life) 😭😭😭😭… Aab humri jagah toh apni wifewa ki dil mein thi… Aab hum kahan jaye (now my place was in her heart… Now where should i go… )
Sanskar looks at her with painful eyes… Swara comes in sense then again starts to jumping in order to remove her leg… Sanskar also starts to jump like a frog.. After 15 mins she got tired…
Kissan : arey bhains ki puch… Maidam ji… Why are you jumping so much… 😥😥
Swara : aaaaarrrrgh… Sanskar chhodo… 😡(sanskar leave me)…
Sanskar smiles and stands up…
Priyal : madam ji can we go (suppressing her laughs)
Swara : no😡😡… I will fire you… Go find another driver…
Priyal: there is no driver mam… Please… Try to und….
Swara : go to hell… Why the hell are u standing here … Go cancel meeting… I won’t go… 😡😡
Priyal : mam it’s very important…
Swara : shut up 😡
Suddenly her phone rings…
Swara : sorry sir can you please cancel the meeting i am not well…
Suddenly… Dida : shoruuuuuuu… You are looking so beautiful… You didn’t go till now… You were about to go right??
Swara gives a deathly glare to dida… : ya mr mitra… I… I am coming… Ok ok…
She throw her phome but kissan catch it : arey swara ji… What are you doing… Gir jati toh phone ki vains ki puch ho jati…
Swara : will you please stop… 😡
Sanskar nodes and keep his index finger on lip… While winking to dida….
Swara : aaaarrrgghhhh…
Kissan : maidam ji… Humri baat maniye.. Or hume apni deriver bana lije (madam ji… Just listen to me… And make me your driver)
Swara in mind : oh god… If i know the path then it won’t happen…
She stamps her foot… She looks at sanskar who is giving her a irritating sweet smile…
She calls many person but none is giving her a driver…
Kissan : arey swara….i mean swara maidam ji… Why are you wasting your time… None will come… Aab pucho kahe…
Swara looks at him with blood shot eyes…
Sanskar comes close to her ear : kahe ki… Tumhara kissanwa sab ko mana ki h…. (Cause your kissan has told them to not come)…
Saying this sanskar pecks her ear…. For which swara shiver… Sanskar notice this and smirks… He have the same effect on her still now…
Swara looks at him angrily : youuuuu… 😡😡😡
Kisaan(innocently) : what happened maidam ji…
Swara looks at him…
Swara : no problem… I will drive…
Sanskar raise his one eyebrow… Then shrugs… And moves aside to let her go…
Swara angrily goes to car and sits… Then drive away…
Dida : sanskar… Now what 😟
Sanskar smiles : just wait and watch my sweet dadi…
Priyal : mam left with out me 😔
Dida hits her head then trio burst out in laugh…

After 1 hour…
Swara is sitting in car and hit the steering : damn it… Aaaaarrrrgh… Why the hell this Google map is not working… I am roaming round and round from past 1hr…
Suddenly she heard a knock on window and fumes in anger to see kissan standing showing his full teeth…
She comes out : kya h… One min how did you know that i am here…
Kissan : arey vains ki puch… Ek toh hum aap ko itne muskil se dundh nikale… Or aap humse sawal kar rahi h… (1st of all i find you after so much difficulty and you are asking me??) bohute buri baat ho gawa (really a cery bad thing) 😑😑
Swara turns…
Kissan : ok… Come i will take you there…
Suddenly her phone rings…
Swara: yes mr mitra… I am coming… Yes i am on the road… Wait for sometime… Hmm…
Swara looks at kissan who is smiling and throw the key to him… He catches… She was about to go sanskar pull her… She lands on his chest…
Kissan : one min… Mrs sanskar maheshwary…
Swara : what the hell… Leave me…
Sanskar : i didn’t hold you to leave you soon… Mrs maheshwary…
Swara : i am not mrs maheshwary… Stop calling me that and leave…
She starts to breath heavily… As sanskar starts to touch her belly sensuously….
Swara : mr… Mahe… Shwary… Le… Leave… Me…
Sanskar : go change your dress swara… I will not take you there in this dress…
Swara looks in to his eyes find some possessiveness and love…
Sanskar comes close to her ears… Swara clutch his jacket and scrunch her eyes tightly: u know i don’t like if everyone stare you like they are tigers and you are their prey … Only i have that right…
He looks in to her eyes… Both have an eye lock… 1st swara comes in sense and push sanskar…
Swara: i will not… And stay away from me… 😡
Sanskar shrugs… And throws a packet to her… Then sits on car bonet : go change swara… Or neither i will go nor i will let you go… Then what about your deal… And as much as i can see… I can’t see any cab is here… Or any car going… So… Just go behind that tree and change…
Swara catch the packet… Then looks at him… She stamps her foot… She looks here and there hardly one or two car is passing… She gives a final glare at sanskar then goes behind the tree… After few mins… She comes out in a blackish blue shirt… Sanskar looks at her and jumps down from car… Then walks to her… She looks at him…
Sanskar (correct her collar) : wow my choice still now suits you…
Swara jerks his hand walks to car… Then sits on back seat… Sanskar with low chuckle shook his head and drive away the car… In road… Sanskar was starring her from mirror… Swara who was checking the phone….shouts…
Swara: will you please concentrate on road??
Sanskar laughs…
After signing the deal both are returning… Suddenly sanskar stops the in a market type area…
Swara : what happened now…
She is already very irritated… As she has to come with sanskar… Then he eats her brain by singing really very bad songs then his gaze… All over she is pissed off…
Kissan: woh ka h na maidam ji… Wahan aap ki kam ki place mein… Wo vains ki puch sahab log bohote coldo dirinks pila die the… Toh humri jo pet hain na wo abhi phat jayega agar hum gosolkhane mein ja kar halka nahi hue… (woh madam ji… There at your work place… That sir make me drink a lot of cold drinks… So i need to go gosolkhana { bathroom} to make me light)

Swara : whaaatttt 😳
Sanskar shows her little finger…
Swara witg irritating face shouts : goooo….
Sanskar goes to private toilet…
Swara steps out of the car and looks here and there… Suddenly her eyes caught on a panipuri stall…
Swara : wow fuchka (panipuri) 😋😋
But then she remembers hers and sanskar’s fuchka party… She turns… Suddenly she hears near her ear…
‘wanna eat mrs maheshwary’…
Swara turns and find sanskar…
Swara: no… Lets go…
Sanskar chuckles and pulls her on him then starts to sing : Dil mein haan hai hothon pe naa
Dil mein haan hai hothon pe naa
(he rubs his chest then rub her lips with thumb… Then cares her cheek… Swara pudh him and walks away)
Bhare bazaar mein dil tod gayi zaalima
(he extend his hand to her… Sit with thud dramatically and… Keeps his both palm on his chest)

Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
(he gets up starts to do steps… Seeing him… Some guy also join… He runs to swara and blocks her way then… Does steps around her…)
Aashiqon ki jaan le gayi (aaye..)
Aashiqon ki jaan le gayi (o ho!)
(he walks towards swara… In macho style… Running his hand through his hair… While swara with irritated face walks backwards… Then turns to go but)
Kaahe rumaal magar chhod gayi zaalima
(sanskar snatch her handkerchief from her hand and kiss it)
Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
(he place her handkerchief on his neck then rub it there… Doung tapori steps)
Chahne wale tere jitne hazaar sanam
Badh ke humse nahi honge dildaar sanam
(he pulls her… She strikes with his chest… And cares her cheeks and locks her hair behind her ears)
Ye zamana hai bewafa (toh)
Ye zamana hai bewafa (haaye)
(he leans to her but she push him… He scratches his head… Looking at her)
Mile mushkil se wafadaar koi baalma
(he spread his hand full srk style… And pulls his collar)
Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak
(he goes to her doing steps… And pulls her both cheek… While she jerks his hand… Give her glare)
Pa ra re pa…

Ai yai ya Vasco da Gama
Ai yai ya pagdi pajama
Hey ai yai ya Vasco da Gama
Ai yai ya pagdi pajama
(sanskar forcefully pulls her…and makes her do steps… He holds her by waist and by other hand holds her palm and do dance forcefully… Swara again push him… Sanskar comes in her front)
Hosh mein hi sahi
Magar gustakhiyan ho zara
(he sits on knees folding his hand… Tries touch her feet)
Aa tujhe choom loon
Bhale badnaamiyan ho zara
(he pots his face and with closing eyes ups his pout lips… Swara widen her eyes… She was about run)
O… hosh mein hi sahi
Magar gustakhiyan ho zara
(sanskar pulls her… She lands on his one folded leg… Wrapping her hands around his neck)
Aa tujhe choom loon
Bhale badnaamiyan ho zara
(sanskar pecks swara’s cheek and bite her earlobe… Swara looks at him shock)
Husn hai bekaabu agar (aau..)
(he nuzzle his face on her neck… Swara gets up pushing him… Sanskar also…)
Husn hai bekaabu agar (hatt!)
(sanskar shows swara’s girly figure by hand… 👌… Then winks 😉)
Kaahe jazbaat ko kaabu mein rakhe baalma

Tukur-tukur tukur-tukur tukur-tukur
Dekh taka tak (x4)
(sanskar place his hand on his chest with a naughty smirk… Then starts doing dance with other guys)
Here swara glares him fuming in anger… They are near the city… She looks at the car and key… She sits on driving seat and drove away… Sanskar sees this and wide his eyes… Runs after that…)
Sanskar : ohh shittt… Omg… I have no money 😭😭😭😭…. O have to walk… Swara… For you i have to walk now… Ek bar manalu tumhe… Then i will show you mrs maheshwary… Chun chun k badla lunga…
He starts to walk… After half an hour… His phone rings…
Sanskar : yes dadi 😔😔😔
Dadi : what happened… Where are u both…
Sanskar : don’t know about her… I am walking on road and my leg is paining 😭😭😭
Dida : why what happened 😕😕
Sanskar : sab aap ki natin ki kripa (all your granddaughters blessings)
Dida: hoii… Amar natnir nie ki6u blbe na… (don’t talk anything about my granddaughter)
Sanskar : 😒😒😒han han she is devi 🙏… She haven’t return yet?? That means she again go there 😔😔
He sighs… Dida also gets sad…
Sanskar : ok dida… I will return with her only… You don’t take tension…
Dida : no no… I am not taking any tension… I am toh… Eating guava…
Sanskar : don’t eat your teeth will break 😒😒huh…
He hangs up…
After 45 mins… He reach near a pub… He notices swara’s car and sighs… He goes in there he notice her drinking…
He walks to her then snatch the glass…
Sanskar : enough swara now lets go…
Swara frowns… And snatch the glass again and drinks it…
Sanskar shook his head… Takes her bag and takes out the money… He hand over it to manager then carry swara in arms…
Swara throwing hands and legs in air : leave meeeeee……
Sanskar : sssshhhh swara… Don’t shout…
She looks at him then shouts more : llllleeeeaaaaavvvveeeee mmeeee…
Sanskar : ufff swara… 1st of all you make walk whole 1 and half hour then you are eating my ears by shouting… Please stop… Look my leg is paining though i am carrying you… Now stand up…
He was about to make her stand… She grab his neck…. : noooooo…. I will stay here only… I will not walk…
Sanskar makes a cry face then walks out carrying her….
Swara : you again come in kissan look… 😠… Now see…
She pulls his long wig… As the wig was attached his head with clip and gum…
Swara takes out it roughly…
Sanskar : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… Swaraaaaaa…..
He makes her stand and rub his head… Swara laugh….

End…
Pricap : don’t know…

Sorry if you feel bore

34 comments

  1. Simin

    Simin

    |Registered Member

    Superb
    Haaayyyeeeee kissan back to action
    Truly loved it
    Would love to see upto what extent he can go to bring her back
    Stay happy😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

  2. mica

    i don’t know why i cry to read this even though it’s such funny thing, love it…..huhuhuhuhu

  3. Seebu_s

    Seebu_s

    |Registered Member

    wahhh…kissan is back😍i missed sanskar as kissan so much😢loved kisswa scenes😍😂😂😂so hilarious…waiting for next part madamji😁

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