Bhai – Behen (A Humorous What-If)

First of all, thank you to everyone. *mimicks Rra* Truly humbled by your love, man, truly humbled. Very grateful. I feel overwhelmed, man.

Ok. Dumbo me realized I didn’t tell the meaning of Iztiraar. πŸ˜…

Iztiraar means helplessness, restlessness, agitation, uneasiness, eagerness, etc. πŸ˜—

So, basically, Iztiraar-e-Ishq roughly translates to helplessness in love. πŸ™ƒβœŒοΈ

And yes, Iztiraar-e-Ishq does have three more parts, which will be posted after a while. πŸ™‚

Hua ye ki..My mum and I were watching Immj2, that Riddhu ke parents ki mystery wale episodes. So, my mum said ki iske paas locket ka dusra hissa hai to isse ab iska bhai dikha denge. *sarcasm intended* And I went ek dum se waqt Badal diya, jazbaat badal diye, RiAnsh ka relation badal diya. 😭

Solely for entertainment purpose. Kripya author ke ghar pahunchkar usse tabiyat se peetne ka upkaar na karen. πŸ™ƒπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ™‚

Happy belated Raksha Badhan, BTW πŸ™ƒ

Ever thought What-If Riddhima tied a Rakhi to Kabir?

“Vansh, hum donon ab bhai-behen hain.”, Riddhima said, teary-eyed.

“Kya!?”, he exclaimed before fainting.

When Vansh woke up on feeling water being sprinkled on his face. As Riddhima’s words echoed in his ears, he wished it was just a hallucination.

“Tum..Tum kuch keh rhi thi?”, he inquired hesitantly.

“Vansh, tum mere bhai ho.”, she said as tears welled up her eyes.

“Aur ye..kaise hua?”, he asked, kissing his teeth, trying his best not to cry out loud in front of his already hyper-emotional wife.

“Vo jaise, agar x=y aur y=z, to x=z, vaise hi Kabir tumhara bhai hai, aur aaj maine usse Rakhi bandh di, to ab vo aur main Bhai-behen hain. Matlab tum bhi mere bhai ho.”, she explained, breaking down into sobs as she threw herself in his embrace.

“Aaj main iss Kabir ko hi maar dalta hun, na rahega bhai, na bajegi behengiri.”, he thought to himself as angry tears rolled down his cheeks.

“Main thodi der mein aata hun.”, he whispered to her as he patted her back and wiped his tears, looking away.

“Kabir!”, he marched towards the man who was feasting on a pineapple cake.

“Aaj tu zinda nhi bachega!”, Vansh shouted, gritting his teeth.

“Zinda hoon hi kahan main. Meri premika ne mujhe hi rakhi baandh di, isse badi tragedy koi ho sakti hai bhala?”, he chuckled sadly as he swallowed a morsel.

Vansh’s eyes softened for a moment. Kabir indeed had gone through a lot of ordeals. He didn’t deserve this life full of pineapple thorns. As if reading his thoughts, Kabir passed him a broken smile. And the next moment, he received a bhot hard punch on his face, and he fell down on the floor with a thud, breaking his nose.

And then, Vansh went Ram Ram satya hai and did Kabir’s last rites.

Bhot hi kameena insaan tha. Acha hua mar gaya. Dharti pe bojh, huh! Isski aatma ko bhi tripti milegi.”, he thought to himself as he shed a few silent crocodile tears for the dead man.

When Vansh returned home, he saw Riddhima sitting on the sofa, eating meethi bhaat while crying silently.

Riddhu, don’t cry sweetheart. I can’t see your tears babe.”, he cooed to her.

Babe nahi, behen bolo.”, she burst into sobs.

“Shh, jaan. Maine Kabir ka kaam tamaam kar diya hai, don’t worry.”

Par Vansh, maine Aryan aur Ishani ko bhi rakhi baandhi hai. Tum phir bhi mere bhai ho.”, she said with puffy eyes.

And then Aryan and Ishani, who had been eavesdropping on their conversation went hum aapke hain kaun in a bid to save their life.

No flying chappals piliz πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ

20 Comments
  1. Awesome

  2. Thakur Priyanka

    Amazing

  3. Flying chappal? Ye Kyun milega, notes likh likh ke haaton ka kachumbar ban Raha hain. Isme tumne hasane ka itna mahatva purn karya kar diya. Dhanyawaad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  4. Awesome

  5. Hilarious

  6. Prabhleen 😊

    Fabulous ✨. It was damn hilariousπŸ˜‚ . Aryan and Ishani hum aapke hein kon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I laughed hard while reading infact I enjoyed reading this. No flying chappal.

  7. It’s a humble request from my side whenever u r writing in hindi please translate it into English too

    1. Akansha roy

      Ohhh my my, kya tha
      I was laughing like a maniac it was hilarious

  8. Tanya K

    What was that ‘Vansh tum mere bhai how damn kitna halirious tha yeh. Loved it unique concept and funny to. Ishani and Aryan ‘Hum apke hai kon’🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  9. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  10. AarushiSoni

    Woah!!!!
    Splendid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. Fabulous ❀️!!!!!!!
    Loved it 😍
    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  12. 1234Aayu

    Thanks for making my mood!.
    This was hilarious…πŸ‘€

  13. RianshπŸ₯°

    Funny os
    Loved a lot

  14. Parita

    Oh my god!
    This was hilarious!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Poor Ishani and Aryan!

  15. Wow amazing 😍😍❀️😍❀️
    Thanks for updates 😊😍
    Keep rocking πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  16. Priyadharshini

    Super πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

  17. Wonderful ❣️❣️😍❀️😍❀️

  18. Wow fabulous πŸ˜»πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ˜»πŸ˜»

  19. Fantastic πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ˜β€οΈπŸ˜β€οΈπŸ˜

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