Aaj ke baache !!

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Pls laugh very hard Aaj k shaitan bacche :

Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho ? Little cute student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ?
Lazyness rocks:
Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom : You come and drink.
Boy : Please mom.
Mom : If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?
Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna?

Dukandar se Chota Baccha :
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.
Dukandar : Haan hai.
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.?

Beta – Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?
Papa – Bilkul marte the
Beta – Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi…??
? ? ?
A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

“Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your problems yourself.
I have my own Problems!” :):):):-) ?

Father :- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna…??

Aftr exam

Father ? : How is ur result ?

Son ? : Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai.?

Guys how is dis one ???

Credit to: Mansi(Mandy)

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  1. Nice but pls.update in English so that we can understand

  2. ???????????????
    Mansi thank you sooooo much for making me laugh….I liked rahul ghandi one also very muchhhh…..??
    Love u?

  3. so funny

  4. Its great mandy i liked the msg for maths sir…its totally hilarious..!!!!

  5. Oh god. Jst awesome!!!!!!!lmao

  6. Lol!!! Awesome Akka!!!!!!!!!
    U should keep posting these to make our days fun ?
    Ela unavu??? I’m fine…….

  7. ????????

  8. Oh my god. I couldn’t stop my laugh. These all r old but every time I read it. I started laughing.

  9. oh god these were out of the world yaar. yaa lazyness always rocks. mom n kid water one was just too much. n then dad n kid don’t call me papa if u fail. and the ultimate maths one. oh these were superb. n u r always rocking my dear mansi.

  10. Funny yaar where did you get these jokes…. ? ? ?

  11. Hahahahahahahahha it was soo gooooog

  12. The last wala stole my heart !!

  13. hahaha……good very funnny

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