Don’t forget to check my Short Story I posted day before yesterday “Swasan SS: How Could You??? ”!!!
Please spare my mistake as this is the first time I m writing humour… I hope it is at least worth reading…
I am not at all confident with it but still posting… Hope u will like it *fingers crossed*….
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A well maintained building was shown moving inside we saw a man who was signaling another man something…
It seems they were talking in sign language…
They were wearing constable’s uniform which clearly stated that it was a police station…
The man on seeing that no one was there moved to the other person to whom he was signaling…
As soon as he reached there the other man spoke up…
Man2: arre yaar… What will we do now???
Man1: don’t know yaar aaj to humari band bajane wali hai (we r gone today)…
Man2: yes it seems madam is tooo angry today… We r definitely gone…
They gulped their saliva in fear as they heard a loud voice coming from inside the cabin…
Soon they heard footsteps coming towards them…
After a sec a women of mid 20’s came outside cabin wearing a police uniform…
She was revealed to be our Swara…
Swa: what r u both doing here??? Are u both paid to stand n do your own gossips??? (she said angrily while both constables nodded in a no) Ranvijay it’s time to go for a round get the jeep ready….
Ranvijay: OK ma’am..
Then she turned back to her cabin to get her things…
As soon as she went Vijay(other constable) wished him all the best… N himself took a sigh of relief as he would be free from lady gabbar for some hours….
Soon Swara came back n saw Vijay standing there…
Swa: what r u doing here Vijay??? Don’t u listen we have to go for the round???
Vijay: yes ma’am n Ranvijay is already waiting for u outside in the jeep…
Swa: OK but even u r coming with us so hurry up…
Vijay: what???????
Swa: what what??? Come fast I don’t like to wait…
He fearfully nodded n complained God under his breath….
Swa: fast….
Swara shouted making him come back to reality n he ran after her….
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They were on their way back to the headquarter when suddenly a loud voice was heard n then suddenly their jeep stopped…
Swa(frustratingly):now what the hell happened…
Both Ranvijay n Vijay: I’ll see ma’am…
They got out n saw the tyre punctured…
Vijay: ma’am the tyre is punctured…
Swa: so what r you telling me go n call the mechanic…
Vijay nodded n in a second both ran in search of mechanic seeing them Swara shout…
Swa: arre where you both r going???I said only one of u to go…
But they were long gone…
Swara let out a sigh seeing them gone…
She felt bad for shouting on them like that but then she is short tempered n she was really frustrated today…
She got out of the jeep as she was tired of sitting…
She decided to go to the park which was there…
She went inside m saw children’s playing on swings…
She went forward n was just roaming when she saw something….
A man was standing there n he was holding a girls hand n then he hugged her tightly….
Swara saw them n went towards them…
She coughed to bring them in reality…
They broke their hug n the boy turned towards Swara he was revealed to be our Sanskar…
Till this time both Ranvijay n Vijay came there…
Swara: Ranvijay…
Ran: yes ma’am…
Swa: arrest him…
Ran n Vijay both ??: what???????
San: excuse me…
Swara ignored him n called ranvijay again…
Ranvijay came to Swara n spike in her ears: ma’am don’t u know him… He is The Sanskar Maheshwari… How can we arrest him???
Swa(angrily) if you want ur job safe then arrest him…
The girl with Sanskar said: excuse me miss how can u do this?? How can u arrest anybody like this… It is illegal…
Swa: look miss don’t teach him what’s legal n illegal… N it would be best for you if u leave…
Girl” but…
But she stopped n went away n Sanskar signalled her to….
San: look (looking at her nameplate) miss Swara u can’t arrest anybody without any crime… So till the time u don’t tell me on what ground you are arresting me I won’t come…..
Swa: u don’t know why I m arresting you (she asked him smirking) OK then let me tell you I m arresting you on the grounds of Anti Romeo Act???….
San: whattttt ???????
(note for those who don’t know: Anti Romeo Act is started in UP last year by our present CM Adityanath.. This act is to stop “eve teasing” to “ensure the safety of women’s like college going girls”.. I m here using it just for a little fun that doesn’t mean that I m making it a joke or I want to hurt anybody.. N I support it..)
Swa: ranvijay….
Ran: yeah.. Yeses ma’am…
Saying this he went towards Sanskar n with trembling hand put handcuffs in his hands…
Sanskar was still now seeing Swara with shock n surprise…
Swara then started moving towards her jeep n Ranvijay n Vijay along with Sanskar followed her…
After few time of silence In the jeep…
Sanskar spoke…
San: I want my phone back I need to call my lawyer n don’t tell me that I can’t because I know that it is the right of everyone even the biggest criminal n here I m been arrested without doing anything…
Swara who was sitting on front seat on listening him took the phone n gave to him without even turning or saying…
San on call: hello Mr Shah actually I need to talk to you… I am….
He was interrupted by Mr Shah…
Mr Shah: I m sorry Mr Maheshwari I can’t help you right now I have one emergency see u later bye n sorry…
Saying this he cut the call…
San (gritting his teeth in frustration): what the…
Swara (mocking tone):kya hua lawyer ne dokha de diya (what happen did lawyer cheated you)…
Sanskar didn’t replied n just sad there with frustrated face thinking something…
Sanskar (monologue): wahhh beta… Kabhi socha tha aaisa hoga… Aaj tak jindagi mein police ne sirf tujhe security de hai aur kabhi chune ki bhi himmat nahi ki… Aur aaj ye lady Hitler mere piche paad gai hai… Lagta hai apne ghar ka gussa humpe utar rahi hai… Lekin now what should I do???
They went police station n as per Swara Ranvijay locked him in the lock up…
Sanskar was giving helpless look to Swara whereas Swara was smiling seeing him like that as if it gave her relief… but from what??
Two hours later…
Sanskar saw Swara was busy in her work so taking it a chance he signed something to Vijay n Ranvijay…
They both nodded n went to Swara…
Ran: Swara ma’am can we get a half day leave actually I promised my wife to take her to shopping…
RV: even I promised my wife that I’ll take her to temple…
Swara after thinking something : OK u can go…
N they both went happily…
After sometime~
Sanskar started coughing… First it was normal but with time it got increased catching Swara’s attention….
Getting worried Swara moved towards the cell with a glass of water…
She got inside n made him drink while speaking…
Swa: Sanskar you r OK…r u fine… I m sorry it’s all my fault I shouldn’t have locked u like this… Wait I’ll call the doctor….
She moved to go but as she took a step she was pulled by a strong force which resulted her in falling in his arms…
Swa(shocked n surprised): Sanskar what r u doing??? Let me (realizing something) this… This was your acting… You tried to fool me (again got angry)…leave me I just hate u…
San: but I love you!!!
Swa: I don’t care just leave…
San: not again Mrs Maheshwari… Itni mushkil se haath aai ho ab tho nahi chodunga… (after so long time I got u now I won’t leave you)…
(hehe shocked… So the truth is Swasan r husband n wife here not any stranger)…
Swa: accha didn’t u remember this while leaving your wife alone on Valentine’s Day n roaming with your new found girlfriend ??….
San: hold on wifey…she is not my girlfriend… N I left u alone so that I can plan a surprise for u n she was a planner who was helping me… But you without even listening anything caught n locked me here without even giving a chance to explain n also spoiled my surprise (pouts in fake anger)….
Swa(shocked):what surprise???
San: now what is the use of telling you have already spoil it… I wanna go home now…
Saying this he moved out leaving Swara guilty for her act…
She moved behind him…
In whole journey he didn’t speak but Swara tried to apologize a lot but he didn’t responded…
On reaching home he directly went inside without even waiting for her…
Swara felt bad seeing him ignoring her…
See moved inside but as she get in she couldn’t see anything as everything was dark…
When she was about to open the lights it get open itself n she was surprised to see the whole home being decorated beautifully with flowers candles n other things…
Then she felt two arms on her waist n she knows very well to whom that hands belongs to…
San: Happy Valentine’s Day wifey…
Swa(with tears n smile): I m sorry Sanskar…
San: offo Swara (turning her towards him) no sorry voory OK…
She smiled in return…
Swa: Happy Valentine’s Day husband…
San:come…
He took her inside their room n handed a packet…
San: go n change I m waiting outside…
He went n left Swara to change…
After sometime she came outside wearing a beautiful Saree wear only her mangalsutra, vermilion, SS locket a simple earings n few bangles in hand….
Sanskar was totally blown away by her beauty…
Moving closer to her ears he whispered : looking beautiful…
While she blushed hard…
San: come…
He took her to the terrace…
Swara was shocked to see the whole terrace decorated beautifully….
Swa: Sanskar this is so beautiful… Thank you so much…
She hugged him in excitement…
Sanskar smiled seeing her so happy….
Swa: how did u do this n when??
San: when you were busy in arresting n locking me up in the lock up…
Swara looked at him while feeling guilty n was having tears in her eyes…
Swa: I m sorry Sanskar…I just….
Interrupted….
San: shh… Swara everything is fine… N I m not angry…. Infant I enjoyed that game (winked at her) but I didn’t understand how did u got that lawyer on your side???
Swa(smirked): ab kya karu mein hu hi smart… After all I m ACP Swara Sanskar Maheshwari….
San: ha ha I know but tell me what u did…
Flashback when Swara returned him his phone~
Swara took out her phone without anyone noticed n messaged Mr Shah…
“Dear Mr Shah ? if u want your life safe n don’t want me to send those pictures of your n your girlfriend to your wife then do not agree to help Sanskar right now when he calls you… Infant stay away from my husband..I know very well hmthat you are behind my husband for money… So better stay away or else u know the consequences ?…Namaste ??….”
N she smiled after sending that n looking at Sanskar’s face who was shocked as Mr Shah cut his call…
Flashback ends…
“What??? really” this came Sanskar’s reaction…
San: so u didn’t gave that pics to his wife…
Swa: who said that??? I have send her those pics long back… But she has a hope that he will change so she did took any action ? I feel so bad for her… How can any husband cheats his wife like ?????
Sanskar thought something n said(serious):does that means you really thought that planner was my girlfriend n I was cheating you….
Swara looked at him in shocked n then hugged him n said: no Sanskar… How can u say that??? I know you love me more than anything n I love u too…I trust you more than anything… U know na I m short tempered that’s why in anger I said that…. I m really sorry Sanskar…
He was shocked to see that she was crying…
Sanskar cupped her face n said: Swara… I m sorry… It wasn’t your mistake… I didn’t wanted to hurt you… I love you only you….
Swara hugged him: l love you too….
San: now stop crying… Let’s cut the cake I m hungry ??…
Swa:(laughed seeing his looks) ohkkk???….
They cut the cake n feed each other n had their dinner…
San: Can I have the pleasure to dance with my beautiful wife….
Swa:.sure (n gave her hand to him)….
They moved closer to each other n started moving according to the rhythm….
He hugged her from back…
His hand moved around her belly….
Her breath were getting heavy with his each touch…
He turned her towards him n his eyes fell on her lips…
Swara closed her eyes giving him her permission…
He bend towards her…
Her hold on his shirt got tight as hmshe felt his hot breath on her face…
He slowly took her lips in his in a passionate and full of love kiss…
They broke the kiss when they were out if breath…
N kept in his forehead on hers…
San: I Love You Swara…
Swa: Love you too….
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