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weird trends in indian tv (in hindi)

1)in kkb tanu ne 9 june 2015 ko to ye reveal kiya tha ki uske pet me nikhil ?ka baccha ?hai & us hisaab se ab 11 maheene ho chuke hai tanu ko reveal kiye aur usne 9 june se almost 1 mahina pehle pataya tha ki vo pregnant hai matlab 12 maheene gin lo to abh tak uska bacch hokar 3-4 ?maheene ka ho jata par kya kr sakte hai YE EKTA KA SHOW HAI BHAI ,YAHA KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI ha ha ha lol..
2)again kkb me functions ??ka to record hi tod diya i mean inka ghar ?kam marrige place ?ya hotel ?lagta hai kabhi abhigya ki shadi,purbul ki shaadi,lohri party,abhigya ki reception party,diwali party,aur ap samaj gaye honge
3)jab bhi romantic scene ?ata hai tab heroine ke baal ?udte hai i mean usha fans ki dukaan ?khol leni chahiye inhe to aur toh aur chahe kita bhi ameer ?banda ho uske bade or alishan ghar me ?agar sari khidkiyan ?band bhi ho tab bhi hawa a hi jati hai heroine ke baal udane ke liye?
4)hawa 〰ki tarah i think inke ghar me lata mangeshkar ?????bhi hoti hai har scene me vo ajayegi songs lekar chahe romantic scene ?ho ya sad scene?
5)ye ameerzado ?ke pas koi kaam nahi hai kya ye itne bade ghar? me rehte hai par office ?nahi jate aur office jatey bhi hai to waha kya hota hai MEETING?
6)ye heros srk ??ke ki zada hi movies ?dekhte hai saare romantic ?dialogues inke hi naam hai
7)shayad ye jackie chan?✨? se bhi training lete hai.. har hero fight me expert✨????
8)memory loss ?or comma in dono ke bina to serial paida hi nahi hota means jitne logo ka inhone comma dikhaya utno ka agar full stop dikhate to atleast jachta to sahi
9)lekin..ye word uff kuch bhi ho tapak hi jayega especially shaadi? ..kt ka promo hi le lo “hone ja rahi hai yug aur kali ki shaadi LEKIN”…and all
10)nick names ki dukaan ?hai hamare paas siyappa queen? ,sadu sarna?,chashmish?,mogambo?,fuggi?,shona,sumo?,chatanki,choti chatanki,teekhi churi?
11)they funny dialogues ?like manjali in msm-is bavali billod? ko to sudharna hi padega and pattey jhar jayenge??
12)shri mati kokila parag modi ?ki shudh hindi to shri harivansh rai bacchan? aur unke su putra shri amitabh harrivansh rai bacchan ?se bhi shudh hai
13)and the dressess ?of people chahe kisi ka chotha ??ho ya fir mata ka jagrata ??inki dresses ?aisi hoti hai jaise kisi 5star hotel party mai ya fir shaadi me jaa rahi hai???
14)dresses ?to chodo inke gehne ?offo lagta hai jwellery ka buissness? khola hai
15)gehne? bhi chodo hairstyle ?mujhe ye batao ki aise to inke paas problems se bachne ka bhi tyme ⌚nahi hai par agar hairstyle? kharab ho jaye to hum bhartiya nari nahi ?
16)and at last the typical tum meri beti saman ho..aap meri ma jaisi hai..tu mera jamai nahi mera beta hai..and all now tell me agar bahu ko hi beti banalogi to bahu or beta to bhai behen hue? ..but y will u care khud ke rules banalo ?aur bhagwan? ki philosophy ki dhajiyan udado…ye sabh ekta ma ki den hai??

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