Hello everyone… big thank u to all of you for your love and support.. u guys are love.. I am really blessed to have you all… but at same time I am really depressed with current tpk track.. seriously I just want to break writer’s face… he is compelling all thahaan fans to commit suicide.. but I am tolerating this all bcz of Manish aka bihaan…
I know this os is not that much good and I don’t know whether you guys like it or not but I am just writing it to lessen my depression and I hve tried my level best to make you people laugh… and sorry if you guys feels the inconsistency in this os bcz I hve written this os in junks so bcz of this I might be lost consistency in scenes..
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At Night 10 o’ clock… thapki is watching tv…..
Thapki: where are you bihaan.. I am tired of waiting for you.. always busy in work… no time for your wife..enough of this bihaan pandey.. today u ll see my other side..
Hello hello everyone. I am back with a brand new episode of “how to tie your husband with Pinky finger”…thapki jumps in excitement because this is her favourite show…
Host: your husband still not at home?
Thapki: (sad face) han….
Host: have you called him and check where is he???
Thapki: no
Host: so what are you waiting for… do it..
Thapki: thapki called bihaan… hello bihaan… where are u????
Bihhaan: haa thapki… me.. i… I am n office.. n office…
Thapki(she feels noise around but she ignores) ok… when ll be back
Bihaan: don’t know… have some important work.. ll be late today.. don’t wait for me… love you… bye..
Thapki: bye… love u too…
Host: what he replied??? N office..
Thapki: yes..
Host: I knew it… he is not in his office…have you heard different voices around him…
Thapki remembers the noise… han han I have heard..
Host: so in this condition.. there are two cases, CASE 1.. that ur husband..
Thapki: my husband…
Host: your husband is involved in other girls….thats why he lied to you…
Thapki shocks….
Thapki(shouts): no no no…this can’t happenes..what is CASE 2
Host: first clear the doubts related to case 1… then move towards 2..
Thapki:what bihaan with another girl… (she imagines) bihaan is surrounded with girls.. he is happily dancing with them and having vine.. girls kissing him and kisses them back…
Thapki(shouts): noooooooo…this is not possible.. bihaan can’t be like this… he can’t do this to me… I know he only loves me… but why he is lying to me.. I know he is not in office…
Host: attention… Attention madam… no worries.. I am here to solve all the problems…here are the tricks…
Thapki note down all the tricks… now I ll clear all my doubts.. I know bihaan is not interested in other girls….. he is only mine…
Next morning..
Thapki wakes up in the morning ,wears bihaan favorite color saree and prepares breakfast for him… bihaan comes to dining table
Thapki: good morning bihaan…
Bihaan: good morning my lovely wife… looking too pretty… he moves closer to her to kiss her.. as he comes near to her… his phone starts ringing…
Bihaan: Arry yaar….
Thapki: who is calling you bihaan..
Bihaan: Kabir… (picks call) han kabir… having breakfast..i know…I know… ll see you in office…bye
Bihaan finishes breakfast and says bye to thapki…
Thapki: mark a cross on first trick… bihaan praises me… that means he only loves me… but there are other tricks too which I have to check…
In Afternoon, in office..
Thapki: bihaan…….
Bihaan: (little worried) o thapki…what a pleasant surprise you are here….
Thapki: yes I am here…. I thought to do lunch with you in office.. are u not happy to see me here..
Bihaan: no..no.. its not like that..(he hugs her).. lets have lunch..
Kabir enters the room…
Kabir: ahhh bihaan.. wo….
Bihaan: (stands up immediately) kabirrr…(signaled with eyes not to speak anything) .. come my buddy…. (he hugs kabir) thapki is here… ll discuss it later… come na have lunch with us..
Thapki feels something fishy but she ignores
Thapki: han kabir join us na…
They finished their lunch…
Thapki: you guys continue work.. I am going to do chit chat with my friend aliya… bihaan if you don’t mind..
Bihaan: no no…
THapki(mindvoice):that’s good now I ll talk her about bihaan’s relationship with other office girls…
Thapki: hi aliya..
Aliya: thapki…(both hug each other)… where were you… after marriage you are so engrossed in bihaan that u forgot us all…
Thapki: its not like not… actually bit busy with house chores… but really miss you all… that’s why I am here… ok aliya tell me… how is bihaan’s attitude with all worker..
Aliya: bihaan sir is so good… appreciate the good work but can’t tolerate indiscipline and negligence in work…
THapki: and with girls… I mean is he strict too with girls… or show some relaxation…
Aliya: not at all… sir can never show mercy to girls.. it was only u with whom he behaves politely…
Thapki feels shy and happy too… now cross on this trick too…
In bihaan’s office.. both bihaan and kabir was having coffee.. by mistake kabir spills coffee on his shirts…
Bihaan( runs towards him): kabir… are you ok…
He takes tissue paper and starts cleaning his shirt.. thapki opens the door and finds bihaan near to thapki..
Thapki: what happened..
Bihaan(moves back): ahhh nothing… kabir just go and wash your shirt…
Then bihaan’s secretary Naina enters in his office…
Naina: sir.. these are required files.. kindly check the calculation…
Thapki observes bihaan behavior with secretary which is very normal… bihaan was not paying attention to her… just only checking the files..thapki silently picks bihaan phne and starts checking it.. she checks messages, gallery. Whattsapp, imo. Instagram,line,mail,call history but not find any clue.. all things are either official or of kabir….
Thapki(mindvoice): bihaan I know u are only mine… u only love me….
Naina leaves the office.. thapki goes to bihaan… hugs him and kisses him on cheek..
Thapki: bye bihaan… see you at home…
Bihaan(confusingly): bye… (to himself) what happened to her… don’t know… she always do crazy things…
Thapki happily enters in home.. I know this.. that stupid host is speaking totally crap… I have full confidence on my bihaan…
At night
Thapki is filing her nails and watching the same show..
Host: so lady whether my tricks work or not
Thapki: (ignoring)your tricks always works…
Host: that means… either your husband has an affair or I am wrong in some one special cases… Thapki(proudly): yes in my case… because my husband genuinely loves me…I am so lucky… hoo hooo…
Host: (scaring way) but tension is not over lady…a more big problem is waiting for you… may be its CASE 2..
Thapki starts eating popcorns and listens him keenly…
Thapki: if your husband is not interested in girls… so it means DOSTANA…
Thapki(worriedly): what….DOSTANA
Host: yes your husband is …
THapki: ooo stupid please speak …
Host: then he is interested in boys..
Thapki opens her eyes with shock… popcorn bowl falls from her hand…
Thapki: what?????
Host: I know.. you won’t believe me first… but remember clearly have this ever happened that when your husband is closer to you and other person calls him and your husband leaves you… have u observed him hugging wd other man for long time… have u found him closer to other man….
Thapki remembers morning incident when bihaan was going to kiss her and kabir calls… and in office when kabir came bihaan hugs him lovingly… and when she opened the office door she found bihaan closer to kabir… bihaan’s one hand was on kabir’ s shoulder and other on his belly….
Thapki screams…. Noooooo..
Host: so lady that means ur husband (thapki switch off the tv)
Thapki: no no..totally nonsense… this is not true… …. All these incidents.. these are just coincidence… I am just over thinking… bihaan and kabir and are just friends.. I mean good friends.. but if they are more than friends.. stop it.. I am not going to think about it…bullshit..
Bihaan holds kabir hands..
Bihaan: I love u kabir… I can’t live without you.. ll u marry me… then he come closer to kiss kabir…
Ahhhhhh… stop it… stop it… thapki screams…
Thapki: u can’t do this… no…. u can’t leave me..
Bihaan: thapki what happened??? who are leaving you… I think you have a bad dream..
Thapki realizes she is on her bed and bihaan is near to her…
Thapki(relaxed): ohoo it’s a dreams… thank God it’s a dream….
Next morning
Thapki calls aliya..
Thapki: hyy Aliya.. how are you…
Aliya: just fine… nd you… (they talk for sometime)..
Thapki: ahn aliya can you please do a favor to me…
Aliya: yes sweetheart ..
Thapki: can you please go to bihaan cabin and check what he is doing?? I mean now days he is doing a lot of work. So I just wanted to check whether he is fine or not…
Aliya: haaaa.. such a caring wife…
Thapki: hmmm… but aliya please don’t disturb him… check through his window..
Aliya: Ok… (she reaches near window)
{Inside cabin}
Kabir: please bihaan.. you know everything..please help me… he closes his hand infront of him..
Bihaan (grabs his hand).. hyyyy what are u doing….
Aliya (to thapki): bihaan sir is standing closer to kabir Sir….
Thapki gulps…
Aliya: bihaan Sir now holds kabir sir hands..
Then bihaan hugs kabir…
Aliya: and now bihaan sir hugs kabir sir..
Thapki (stands up): what… hugging each other.. what they are talking..
Aliya: how do I know?? Window is closed…
Thapki: oo.. ahhh… thanks aliya… see u later… bye…
Thapki throws her phne… and imagines bihaan closer to kabir and hugging him..
Thapki: this is only my misconception..she brushes off her thoughts…
In office
Bihaan:seriously I can’t believe it that you love naina… seriously man…
Kabir: han bihaan..that’s why I am disturbing you for past two days… me too don’t know when I fall in love with her… but you know na I am really shy and I don’t know how to confess my love…
Bihaan: don’t worry kabir… no fear when I am here.. I ll plan something… ok we are going for a dinner tonight..what say
Kabir: we?????
Bihaan: o stupid… You… me… thapki and naina.. and during dinner u ll confess your feeling….
Kabir: that’s great idea…
Bihaan: after office.. u ll txt naina… lets see what is her reply…
Both bihaan and kabir have high five…
At night…
Kabir enters in bihaan’s house and sees thapki.. thapki shocks to see him
Kabir: hi Thapki… where is bihaan..
Thapki: he is in room..
Kabir: (hurriedly) ok… and please bring a glass of water…
Thapki: (fake smile): okk..
Kabir: bihaan… bihaan… see this(he shows his phne to bihaan)..
Bihaan: what
Kabir: Naina has replied me… she said ok… I am so happy..
Bihaan snatches the phne from him and starts running in room..
Bihaan: I ll show it to thapki…
Kabir: no bihaan please.. give my phne back… no need to tell thapki now…
They both involve in fight and fall on bed…. Kabir is on top of bihaan… thapki sees their compromising condition and misunderstands and glass of water falls from her hand… both bihaan and kabir stand and correct their shirts…
Bihaan: wo actually…
Bihaan hides kabir phne at his back and kabir intertwines his hand with bihaan to take phne back..thapki again misunderstands them as kabir is placing hand on bihaan’s back..
Thapki: chiiiiiii…. She runs and starts crying…bihaan why are you doing this to me… I love you a lot…
Bihaan and kabir (confusing look) what happened to her…
After some time
Bihaan: thapki..thapki.. can you go with me for dinner..
Thapki(happily)(mindvoice): bihaan only loves me… I always misunderstand him…
Both thapki and bihaan reach hotel…
{Out side hotel}
thapki is happily holding bihaan hand…. But her smile fades when she saw kabir there…
Thapki(mindvoice): ohooo.. this kabir is again there to spoil our romantic dinner… my sootan… kabab me haddi…
Bihaan: hyyy kabir..(he hugs kabir).. where is naina…
Kabir: still waiting for her…
Both separates ahhhh..thapki closely observes their behavior..
Thapki(mindvoice): in the presence of kabir bihaan always forgets me…
Bihaan: oo look naina is there..
Kabir with excitement holds bihaan hand..thapki observes this and pulls bihaan on other side and stands between kabir and bihaan….
Bihaan: naina… so happy to see you… lets go inside ..
Kabir: table for four…
Thapki: why for four… two tables for four… I mean one table for me and bihaan and other for naina and kabir..
Bihaan: that’s a great idea..
Kabir: no.. no… I think we should have dinner together… so that we can enjy more…(he signaled bihaan that I am shy)…
Bihaan: han kabir is right…
Thapki(mindvoice): bihaan is giving more importance to kabir…as if he is his wife…
They all sit on table and place the order…
Bihaan: so naina… how is life… I mean ur family..
Naina: sir all good…
Bihaan: nd you kabir
Kabir brushes his finger to bihaan finger… signaled him to stay silent… thapki observes this and gets angry on kabir..
Thapki(mindvoice): why he is touching my bihaan… cheapoo..
Bihaan: han naina actually kabir wants to say something…
Naina: hmmm Kabir sir..
Kabir places his foot on bihaan foot and again signaled him to stay silent..thapki’s spoon falls down and when she tilt down to pick it… she sees bihaan’s foot with kabir foot… she misunderstands it as they are doing under table romance…. She opened her eyes with shock and give angry look to kabir..
Thapki(mindvoice): at first they were doing romance in closed room but now they have started it publicly.. that’s why they have called me and naina so that nobody can suspect them… how cheap….
Thapki angrily throws water on kabir and pretends as it happens by mistake…
Thapki: o sorry kabir..
Kabir: its ok thapki.. I ll clean it… I am going to washroom.. bihaan can you please accompany me..
Bihaan stands up but thapki holds his hand..
Thapki: why bihaan… are you a kid.. do it by urself…. Ahhh I mean grown up kabir… bihaan can never be always with you… I think we all have to leave.. I am really tired..
Bihaan: but thapki…
Thapki: why bihaan… u r missing kabir..
Bihaan: what???
Thapki; no no… just leave…
All leave hotel..
Thapki enters the room and finds bihaan sleeping on bed… she also goes to bed and switch off the lights… after sometime bihaan thinks that thapki is sleeping he left the room and goes to balcony and dialed kabir number..
bihaan: kabir sorry yar… today thapki has spoiled our plan… but don’t worry tomorrow we ll plan something big and I ll remove all the hindrness…
thapki hears the conversation… and feels really bad that bihaan too loves kabir and she has spoiled their date… tears rolled down her cheeks.. then she sees bihaan standing infront of her.. he shows her knife and then stab it in her stomach…. She screams..
Bihaan: thapki…thapki…. What happened..
Thapki(eyes closed): you killed me bihaan.. my stomach…blood
Bihaan: thapki????
Thapki lifts her hand from her stomach and sees no blood stains… then she moves hand on her belly and then looks down and surprised
Thapki: no knife???
Bihaan: what are u talking about thapki??? Blood… stomach.. knife…
Thapki(smiles): ahhh bihaan.. I think it was a dream…
Bihaan(teasing smile): dream? In this condition… With open eyes…standing in balcony…
Thapki: han tu… dream to dream hai… kabi be kahy be a sakhta hai..
Bihaan: han tmhra to koi barosa nah… tm to ulta latak ke be kawab dekh sakhti ho…
Thapki: haa haa.. very funny… btw what you are doing here..
Bihaan: nothing… just having fresh air… come lets sleep…
Both thapki and bihaan go to their bedroom…
Bihaan: thapki I am tired of your childish behavior..
Thapki: please bihaan give me one chance..
Bihaan: no more chance…everything is finished… bihaan fills kabir hairline and ties mangalsuter around his neck…. Now kabir is my love… he is my life… he is my wife…..thapki just pack your bags and get lost from my house and life… just leave…
Thapki (screams): bihaaaaannnnnn
Bihaan (gets up): thapki… are u ok… what happened…
Thapki breathes heavily.. she cleans the beats of sweat from her forehead…
Thapki: thank God it was a dream..
Bihaan: r u alright… Should I call doctor…
Thapki: no bihaan I am fine..
Bihaan: thapki if you have any problem then share it with me.. I can’t see you in this condition…
Thapki: nothing bihaan… you just sleep.. I am fine…
Next morning
Kabir enters in bihaan home and sees thapki..
Thapki: o God this kabir… again here..why he is compelling me to commit suicide… (smiling) hi kabir… you are here… early morning…
Bihaan: I called him… actually me and kabir are going out…
Thapki:out??Where??
Kabir: (hurriedly)going to watch a movie..
Bihaan.. han han movie…
Thapki: that’s superb..
Thapki: give me five minutes… I am also coming with you..
Both bihaan and kabir scream: no no..
Thapki looks at them weirdly..
Bihaan: ahhh actually that film is only for men… u know boys type movie…
Thapki: u mean fighting… dhsoom dhsoom.. I love these types of movies…
Kabir: no no thapki.. it’s a romantic movie…
Thapki: boys?? And romantic…
Kabir: han it’s a special type of movie… romantic and only for boys… (in mind) what I am talking..
Bihaan: han you can’t see it… we ll watch movie some other day… ok… we are leaving.. bye bye…
Both bihaan and kabir leave..
Thapki: I know what type of vulgar movie you are watching.. cheapsters…
Bihaan and kabir go to jeweler shop.. bihaan chooses ring for thapi and kabir for naina…
Kabir: bihaan how z this ring… Nain all like na…
Bihaaan: surly.. I have also chosen a ring for thapki …. in all your issues I am totally ignoring her.. after your confession I ll give it to her
Kabir buys some shirts for his special date and both return home…
In bihaan room
Kabir(throwing shirts here and there): bihaan please help me na yar.. I don’t know which shirt to wear on my special date..
Bihaan(playing game on his phone)(annoyingly): kabir in everything you need my help….
Thapki(to herself): I am totally confused.. why my heart is not accepting it that bihaan can cheat me… its better to have face to face talk with bihaan.. she walks towards their room..
Bihaan chooses one… this one is better… kabir changes the shirt… kabir and bihaan are standing infront of mirror.. kabir back is towards bihaan front… bihaan places his hand on kabir shoulder..
Bihaan(seducing voice): kabir you looks too hot in this shirt… I am totally flat on you… (he turns kabir towards him) I love you…
Kabir: (on his knees and holds bihaan hand): ll u marry me..
Bihaan nods yes and both hug each other….
Thapki shatters by hearing all the conversation.. she runs to other room .. Locks the door and starts crying badly
Thapki(with tears): bihaan loves kabir.. kabir loves bihaan… they are not just friends… they are lovers…
In bihaan room.. kabir and bihaan separate from hug…
KAbir: what a acting… hope so Naina ll accept my proposal..
Bihaan: definitely..lets go we have to check the date arrangement…
They go out to check arrangements
Kabir and bihaan return home after sometime… both have a side hug… as they reach the entrance… thapki stops them…
Thapki: wait bihaan and kabir… you can enter in home like this
Both give confusing look…thapki brings arti thaal.. and starts revolving around them… both are again confused…she apply kumkum on their foreheads..
Thapki: kabir push this kalaash with your foot..
Bihaan: thapki what is this…
Thapki: shhhhh…. Official welcome.. please kabir do as a I say..
Kabir obeys thapki order..
Bihaan(teasing smile) now ll you please allow us to enter in our home…
Thapki(smiles): yah sure…
She removes the gangan from her both arms and gives it kabir…
Thapki: these are family gangan give by bihaan’s mother to me..when we got married… now these belong to you…
Kabir: but thapki..
Thapki: please kabir don’t say no… have it..
Kabir looks at bihaan… bihaan gestures him may be thapki has some mental problem…
Then thapki gives sindoor and mangulstur to kabir…
Kabir: thapki what I have to do with these things..
Thapki: every married girl in your case it’s a boy always has sindoor and mangulstur.. kabir bihaan’s favourte color is yellow… try to wear it frequently…
Thapki”: I am serious bihaan..
Bihaan: thapki what is this..stop this.. I think you are not well. … lets go to doctor
Thapki: no bihaan I am totally fine.. yes in start it was difficult for me to accept the truth but now I have realized that every person has a right to stay happy in his life… every person has a right to choose life partner of his wish… you know love is blind it ignores the differences of age, religion, status and in your case gender too… I want to see you happy that’s why I have decided to leave you.. but before leaving I have to do some work…
She forwards sindoor and mangulstur to bihaan…
Thapki: fills kabir hairline and tie this mangulstur… and makes him your official wife…
Bihaan and kabir open their eyes and mouth in shock..
Bihaan: kabir.. my wife… thapki I think you are having a serious mental problem.. lets go to doctor..
Thapki: stop it bihaan… how long you ll hide your relation.. I know our society ll not accept it.. but after some time everything ll be fine… don’t care about the people… listen to your heart..
Bihaan: stop this nonsense thapki.what are you talking. my marriage… love..
Thapki: bihaan I know everything.. I know you love kabir.. you both want to marry each other.. you have planned a date for your confession…
Bihaan: me and kabir…
Both burst into laughter…they sat on floor holding their stomach because its aching due to over laughing..
Bihaan(laughingly): me and kabir… haaaaaa…
Kabir(laughingly): I think you should need a doctor…
Both control their laughter…
Bihaan(trying to be serious): so mrs knowledgeable Thapki pandey… ll you like to tell us… how you got the superb idea that me nd kabir…(he again laughs)..
Thapki takes her suitcase and tries to leave but bihaan holds her hand..
Bihaan: thapki what are you doing… ok on serious note… what happened..
Thapki (with tears) narrates the whole story… bihaan and kabir try their level best not to laugh but all time they end up laughing…
Bihaan: (pulls thapki cheeks): o my innocent wife… me and kabir are just friends..
Then bihaan narrates thapki the whole story of kabir and naina …
Thapki: oooo I see.. that’s the story.. but this is all your fault.. why you haven’t told me earlier.. u know how many days I have suffered…
Bihaan: so who asked you to become Sherlock Holmes… can’t you ask straight from me…
Kabir: guys guys please stop fighting… now whole problem is solved.. sorry thapki because of me you suffered a lot and thanks bihaan for helping me…
Bihaan: no need to say buddy.. after all we are lovers… both laugh..
In thahaan room..
Thapki adjusts her dresses back in closet …
Bihaan: thapki I never thought in my dream that you can think this about me… I mean … me and kabir… ehhoooooo…
Thapki: its all your fault… you are completely ignoring me… not paying attention that what I am wearing or having… neither kiss(she realized what se said ).. I mean…
Bihaan starts moving towards thapki…
Thapki: I was..
Nd in the next moment bihaan pinned her to wall, holds her hands above head and starts kissing her… thapki is really surprise by bihaan sudden move but later she starts responding to his kiss… both break kiss bcz they lack oxygen … both touch their fireheads,,
Bihaan: mrs thapki bihan pandey… All doubts cleared..that I am only interested in you…
Thapki shys and turns her face.. bihaan lifts her in his arm..
Thapki: bihaan what are you doing…
Bihaan(dropping her on bed): showing you my real face…