SwaSan Os ~ Drunken Confession

Hi, friends….. This is one shot on SwaSan…. Hope it’s worth reading….. Forgive me for my mistakes…… I’m not Indian….. So, bear it……

A boy ? and a girl ? is seen….. Boy
is holding the girl from waist while the girl kept her hands around his neck…. The boy is leaning towards the girl….. The girl close her eyes in anticipation….. The boy is about to kiss ??…..

“Duniya walo” a voice loudly rang in their ears…..

Hearing the voice the girl open her eyes with jerk….. She pushed the boy and turned back…. The boy who didn’t expected it…. Fall down on ground hitting his butt hardly on floor… He made a crying face ???

[??? Ladka gir gaya ?? bechara floor]

The boy get up holding his butt…. He is wincing in pain…..

Boy : Baby, Kiya hua???? (Baby what happen???)

Girl : Didi…. (sister)

Boy : (making faces) Didi… Arre yaar Ab didi kaha se agayi??? [ Sister….  Arre Now where did sister came from??]

The girl turned back and looked at boy with murderous glare….the boy got scared….

Girl : Chillane ki aawaz nehi suni tumne??? [ Didn’t you heard the shouts???]

Boy : Ha voh….(listening the shouts)  ha yeh toh didi ki e awaz hai…. But voh chilla kyu rahi hain???[ Yes Actually….Yes it’s sister voice… But why is she shouting???]

Girl : Vahi dek na hai…. Chalo abb… [ we have to see that…. Now let’s go]

Seeing this they both run to the directions where the voice come from….they see a girl is standing on car bonnet with a alcohol bottle….. People is around her….

The girl ? is reveal to be Swara….. Sorry drunken Swara….

A few minutes earlier

” Dunyina walo,(looking at the people and thinking) par yeha toh sari Duniya nehi hai…. Sorry ? ? as padhos walo…. (again looking at people) Par tu log mere as padhos mein nehi rahte…. (looking at surrounding) (pointing ? towards a direction) ha tumlog uss pub se aaye ho na…. Toh tumlog pub walo….. Sun pub walo….. Aaj mere behen ne mera dil todh diya…..(making sad ? face) Pucho kyu???  Arre pucho na [ World’s people….. But here isn’t all world’s people…. Okay neighbours….. But you all aren’t my neighbours…. Ha you all come from then pub… Then you all are pub’s people…. Listen pub’s people…. Today my sister broke my heart… Ask why??? Arre ask na???” Said drunken Swara…

“Kyu [why]?? ” People asked…

“Usne muje bataya ye nehi uske boyfriend hai(making crying ? ? face) ….. Usne akele boyfriend bana lia…. Mujse pucha hi nehi…..( she looked at all directions…. Found her sister coming… A boy is behind her) (pointing ? to the direction) deko yeh rahi mere behen…. ( the girl came near Swara)….yehi hai voh jisne mera dil todha.. [ she didn’t told me that she has a boyfriend…. She alone made a boyfriend…. She didn’t asked me either…. Look there is my sister…. She’s the one who broke my heart ???] said Swara with drunken and crying ? ? face..

“Didi what happened??? ” said the girl who came near the car where she is standing…..

”  Ja muje tujse baat nehi karni [ go, i don’t want to talk to you ” said Swara being annoy

” par kyu [but why]??? “the girl asked being confuse ???

” kyu..  Yeh tu puch rahi ha… (coming near the girl… Sitting on keeping her legs on bonnet) tune mujhe kyu nehi tera ek boyfriend… Mujhe pucha ye nehi… [ why… You’re asking me why…..you didn’t even told me that you’ve a boyfriend …. You didn’t asked me either] said drunken Swara in her complaining voice…..

The girl look confuse ???…. She pulled her closer…. The girl make a crying face

“par didi teri toh saadhi ho chuki hai [ but sister, you’re already married] said the girl….

[laga jakta ???]

Swara started to think ? ? keeping her hands on chin…

“ha… Par voh mera boyfriend todhi na ta [yes…. But he wasn’t my boyfriend] ” said drunken Swara…

The girl don’t know what to say…. Her sister became full talli….

” Swara, Sanvi ” said a man ? of late 25….

[ the girl reveal to Sanvi]

Seeing him Swara smiled stupidly and got down from bonnet with help of Sanvi ….. And run to him…
While running ? she tripped…. The man hold her quickly….

” Sambhalke (carefully)… Humesha gir jaati ho ( always fall down)” said the man…

The man made her stand…. 
Swara still smile stupidly and hold her ears made a puppy face….

“Sorry, (the man nod) (turning to people) everyone meet my husband Sanskaar Maheshwari ” said drunken Swara…

The man revealed to Sanskaar…. Sanskaar is shocked to see Swara’s antics….he got to know she is drunk…. He knew this will be happen if they come here but she is adamant to come here…. So, without having any options, he agreed…. Now he is cursing himself…

” You know,mere baba ke liye yeh sabse Sanskaari insaan hai…. 0ar mujse pucho…. Yeh kitne Sanskaari hai [ For my father, he is the most innocent guy… But asked me how innocent he is] ” Said drunken  Swara

” Swara kiya bolrahi ho [ Swara what are you saying] ” said Sanskaar while trying to stop her making blunder….

”  Sach….. Apko pata saadhi ke badh ladkiya badal jati hai ” said Swara..

”  but voh ladko ke liye ta na” someone replied

” oh, sorry… Main bul gayi…. Accha ladkiya choro lag badal jate hai…. Mere case main yeh huya hai…. Mein saadhi se pehla subhe ke 6 baje utthi thi.. Par ab (making sad face ???) 6 baje sothi hu” said drunken Swara…..

Everyone laugh ? ? ? hearing this….. Sanskaar is embarrassed ? ???…… Sanskaar want to take Swara before she do another blunder…. But Swara is in her world…. No one can handle her…

” Sanskaar, why they are laughing (said while blinking her eyes) Aaoo, (keeping her hand on mouth) you all are thinking that (????)…. Chii, gandi bath hai ….. I was talking about our children ?…… They cry all night and don’t let met sleep ? ??….. You know, humare saadhi 4 saal huye hai (while showing her fingers) “said Swara…

” but Swara, yeh toh teen ungli hai [but it’s only fingers]” said Sanskaar…..

Swara show her fingers and made a puppy face and smile

“Sorry… What I’m telling…. Yeah we married for four years and we have four babies that to twins…..just because of this Sanskari Sanskaar “said Swara….

Swara turned to Sanskaar And kissed Sanskaar cheeks…..

Sanskaar become more shy and embarrassed ?…. He quickly picked her arms….. Before she make him more embarrassed ?…. 
He asked Rahul (the boy who is Sanvi)  to take her to home….. And rushed with Swara….. He is grateful that today his mother and mother in law took their babies……They reached home in a half an hour…. Swara is also doing drama in car…. Sanskaar picked her in his arms…. And took her to room…..

“Sanskaar, why you took me here” said Swara while moving her legs in air and making crying face…. Sanskaar put her down

“Swara stop it yaar, how can say all this in front of all” said Sanskaar being annoyed

Swara made a crying puppy face

“Sorry “said Swara

Sanskaar melt seeing her….. How can he remain angry with his Swara… He hold her waist and pull her close…

” Accha, yeh batao tum vaha kiya keh rahi thi [ Okay tell me what are speaking outside] ” said Sanskaar naughtly

”  Kiya (what)??? ” said Swara….

” That I’m not Sanskari ” said Sanskaar

” Sach (true)…. You know what before marriage i thought ypu don’t know about naughtiness but after marriage, i realize no one can naughty more than you” said Swara…..

” so let me show you some of my naughtiness ” said Sanskaar naughtily

” No” Swara replied

“Why ” Sanskaar asked being confuse ???? 

” i don’t want to become pregnant again ” said Swara sadly

”  i have solution for it” said Sanskaar and showed her something…..

Swara make shocked ? ? face…… Before Swara can speak something…. Sanskaar took her in his arms and they get lost in their world……

The End

30 Comments
  1. Beautiful i loved it

    1. Naila

      Thanks dear ? ?

  2. Sandhiyaswasanian

    Very funny and cute os dear.

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  3. Mars

    ROFL??????? it really made my morning small simple and sweet??????????
    Sanskari Sanskar ki band bja di swara ne?????? thanks for Hindi dialogue mazza aa gaya????
    Tc?

    1. Naila

      Thanks dear ? ?….. Glad i could make laugh you ???…… My condition was worse….. I couldn’t even laugh properly….. Or else everyone will thought i have gone mad????…..

  4. It’s good dear

    1. Naila

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  5. awesome

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  6. amazing

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  7. Awesome ??

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  8. very funny os..loved it

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  9. Mind blowing dear….loved it.

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  10. nice and funny loved it

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  11. Adishu

    Beautiful n hilarious too… loved it…

    1. Naila

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  12. Ha ha ha…..it was so funny…..

  13. Vyshu10

    ???cute….superb

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