Triple update! I’m free so updating.
Recap: Flashback to the plan.
Ep 5 Starts in Kasauli-
“Aap Abhinav Sharma hai, Neil ke dost. Suhana aap se pyaar karti hai, aap use pyaar karte hai. Muskaan aapki behen jaisi hai aur-”
“Nahi.”
“Matlab?”
“Nahi. Main Abhinav Sharrma nahi hoon. Main Abhinav Shub-”
“Hi Bhaiya! Hi Di, Hi Neil.” Muskaan came.
Neil waved.
“Haan, toh? Aap Abhinav Shub- kya?” Akshu asks.
“Main Abhinav Sharma nahi hoon. Main Abhinav Shubham Goenka hoon.” Just then Neela Amma also came.
“Shubham.. Goenka?”
“Haan, Kartik Goenka ka chota bhai aur Manish Goenka ka chota beta.“
“Jaise hi maine tumhe bus mein dekha, main samajh gaya tha ki tum hi Akshu ho. Voh Akshu jo depression mein thi meri mauth ka naam sunn kar.”
“Jab meri Neil se dosti hui, main ek baar toh Birla House aate hi reh gaya, ki Muskaan ki dost ki shaadi mein jaana tha. Neil ne family photos bhi dikhai thi, aur tab hi mujhe samajh aaya ki Neil Akshara Goenka, meri favourite behen ka devar hai. Us din, jab mein gir gaya tha, toh Muskaan, aur uska tab-boyfriend Aman aur ab hone vala pati, ne mujhe bacha liya aur Kasauli le kar aaye. Neil jab yahan trip pe aya tha, tab hi main use mila. Aur jaise jaise jaan pechan hui, usne family photo bhi dikhai. ”
“Matlab aap mere mumma ke bhai ho?” Abhir asked.
Akshu had tears in her eyes, and could do nothing but hug her brother. They never called each other ‘cousin sister’ or ‘cousin brother’, it was only ‘meri behen’ or ‘mera bhai’.
“Haan, Nikki ji, main aapki mumma ka bada bhai hu.”
“Jab Neil ne,” Abhinav continued.
“Ek minute Bhaiya.” Akshu said.
“Kya?” Abhinav asked.
“Agar aapko pata chal gaya tha ki hum Udaipur mein hi the toh aap vapas kyu nahi aaye? Hume mil ne kyu nahi aaye Bhaiya?”
“Samaira ki vajah se. ”
“Firse Samaira?” Akshu said. “Us hi ki vajah se Neil Aru aur unki beti se,, aur main aur Abhir Abhi se dur hai. Aur family se bhi.”
“Meri baatein ho rahi hai, aur mein hi nahi hu!? Aisa ho sakta hai kya?!”
“Ho sakta haina, kyuki hum abhi tumhari hi baatein kar rahe the, aur tum yahan nahi thi!” Akshu says angrily.
“Iska sherni wala form ab tak nahi gaya, aur kaafi saal ho gaye.” Abhinav said under his breath and laughed quietly, but everyone except Samaira heard and they all laughed.
“Aapka haasane wala mode bhi nahi gaya ab tak, toh mera sherni wala form kaise jayega.”
“Baat sahi hai,” Neil agreed. “Bhabhi, aapki family na Sher aur Sherni’s se bhari hui hai, Naira maa Sherni, aur unki betiyan bhi! Aap, Aru aur Kaira!”
“Aur Papa?” Akshu said. “Kairav bhaiya? Papa?”
“Sher..?”
“Sher toh Kairav Bhaiya hai, lekin Papa toh.. Unfortunately Naira Maa ke aage Mendak hai.. Mendak. ” Akshu said.
“Taiji bhi yeh hi bulati hai Tauji ko.”
“Maa Papa ko Mendak bulati hai, Abhinav Jiju?”
“Heyyyy, main bhi hu yahannnnnnn-” But Samaira was cut off by Abhinav,
“Jiju?”
“Aru aapki choti behen hai, toh aap mere Jiju ho..” Neil replied.
The Jiju-Saala hugged.
“Main hu yahannnnnnnnn!”
“Lekin ab nahi hogi, bahar niklo!!!” Muskaan kicked Samaira out of the house. Not literally kick, but literally pushed.
“Owwwwwwww! N helppppppp!”
“Nahi! Tumne meri life kharab kar di, Abhinav Jiju ki, aur Akshu Bhabhi ki bhi!”
“Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!”
“Firse nahi karungiiiiiiii pleaseeeeee..” Samaira yellled out the door.
“Ek minute aaya.” Neil said.
“Main bhi.” Abhinav said.
“Aap dono uski help kar ne ja rahe ho?” Akshu asked.
“HAAN, MERI HELP KARNE ARAHE HAI YEH DONO!”
Abhinav held one side of the door while Neil held the other.
“Khadi ho jao fir andar aa sakogi na, Samaira Sharma.”
“Haan, baat sahi hai tumhari. Lo, khadi ho gayi.”
As she stepped to come in, there was a loud bang and the sound of locking a door was heard. “Kya plan hai Bhaiya, aur Neil. Usne toh socha bhi nahi hota yeh!!” Akshu said.
Yes, Neil and Abhinav slammed the door on her face that if it was even harder the door would have broke.
“Yeh Jiju ka plan tha, otherwise we would never be free!”
Just then Akshu received a text.
“Naira Maa ka message hai.”
N: Akshu, Kaira aane vali hai uske internship ke liye. Toh jab aye toh zyada shock mat hona.
“KAIRA YAHAN AAYEGIII!!!” Akshu shouted happily.
“Mumma, Kiara kon hai?”
“Beta, Kiara nahi, Kaira. Aur voh aapki sab se choti Masi hai. Aru Masi ke baad voh aapki Masi hai.”
“KCHY!”
“Huh?!” Neil looked at Akshu.
“Neil, is bar tum mujhe mat dekho, yeh toh mujhe bhi nahi pata.”
“Are..” Abhir slapped his head. “KCHY ka matlab hai ki, Kitna Confusing Hai Yeh!”
Everybody laughed.
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How was Akshara & Abhinav’s reunion!?!?
-Nishka-