Quick profile of somu janwar (fun post)

Hii i am back with my 4th quick profile of our chmchi of the head of evil devil company ang the gori bahu bl**dy soumya i hate her if i am tger in place of yuvani to me use ek room me lock kar ke uski chatni bana degi i really killllll her seriously i want to throw egg tomatoes on soumya anyway let start guyys after this i will start an ff name meri aashiqui tum hi ho yuvani guyyss plz plz read i hope and 99% sure that u will like it plz plz plz plz plz plz read and support it

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Name – Soumya

Qualification – Dusro ki haq mein qabza jamana

Nickname – Somu

Best friend – Evil people

Enemy – Suhani

Favourite person – Dadi

Strength – Daughter Krishna

Weakness – Fake marriage 

Trademark trait – Rona dhona

Favorite food – Kheyali pulaav

Favourite drink – Ansu (magar mach ke)

Favourite game – Saazish

Favorite films – Snakes on a plane, Catch me if you can

Favorite cartoon – The jungle book

Favorite fictional character – Kaa (The jungle book)

Favorite TV show – Naagin

Favorite song – 
Main naagin dance nachna, Bholi si surat, Drama Queen

One thing you can’t live without – Luxury

Favorite actor – Sridevi, Mouny Roy, Adaa Khan

If a film is made on your life what would you call it? – Pati Patni Aur Woh (I’m the “woh”)

Favorite pastime – Brainwash karna

Hobby – Flop plans banana

Favorite lyrics – Hum toh bhai jaise hai wese rahenge

I feel affinity towards – Rich people

Hidden talent – Ankhow mein ankhew daalke jhooth bolna

Favorite phrases – Jo tera hai woh mera hai, jo mera hai woh toh definitely sirf mera hai

Only wish in life – Bas aish aur araam se kate zindagi

Moral of life – Birla house ke luxury ka rasta dadi ki chamchami se hoke guzarta hai

Q&A-

1. You’re not Yuvraj’s wife & his real wife has returned. So what to do?
– So what? Birla house mein sirf dadi ki chalti hai. Jab tak hai haath mein dadi ka haath, Aish aur araam nehi chorega mera saath. 

2. Whom do u love?
– Late Krishna, my hubby. I miss him. Par mujhe Yuvraj ki haat se sindhoor pehenna hai. Dadi ke samne natak bhi karna hai uski care karne ka. But I love Krishna. Par I need luxury so after his death, I left his home & came here. 

3. That means u don’t want Suhani to return in Yuvraj’s life, right?
– Ditto. Toh kya hua woh uski legal wife hai, uski baccho ki maa hai, woh sirf usse pyaar karta hai. Toh kya? Nakli hi sahi I’m dadi’s 
favorite gori bahu.

4. Suhani isn’t interfering in Birla’s lives, so when will u stop plotting against her?
– Why should I? Woh wapis kyun ayi? Accha khasa chal raha tha sab. Sab andhere mein the ke Yuvraj aur Suhani ka dusra baby nehi raha duniya mein. Ayi kyun woh? aur uske khilaaf plans toh banaungi hi. Mujhse dosti karne ki kimaat chukani paregi use. Aur humesha meri bhalai chahna aur apni behen manne ki kimaat bhi. 

5. Oh! So what will u do next?
– Ab toh bas Oldy ko apne kaabu mein rakhna hai. Uske pote ka brainwash karna hai aur Suhani ka shaadi karwana hai Sambhav se, though ye thoda sa asambhav hai. Waiting for Rags bhabhi. Do intelligent ladies milke sabka jeena haram karenge. wait & watch.