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An open letter from Chipkanya

Hey there!
Naam hai mera chipkanya kaam hai mera ghar todhna.? Aayiti shiv ki puja karne mandir main? par nighal gai Malay Ko mere pyaar ki jaal main?.Koi Vishkanya ya uski pyaar rokhna sake mujhe, kyunki shiv ji hamesha bribe lete hain mujhse samjhe?! Maasoom angel bankar Malay ko apni pyaar main phasayi air apu ko pagal banayi! Mangalsutra aur sindoor naam deke mere kiye galti sahi lagta hain yani ki apu ki pyaar cheen na mujhe sahi lagta hain. Kyunki I’m Malay’s wife na! Oh Malay when I first met you I always wanted you to be my husband! When I discovered you had a fiancé I secretly wished you would break up with her ! Thank god that happened. You are mine forever now. But you still had dormant feelings for Apu, You know how angry it made me! If I was a Vishkanya like Apu I would have killed her, she’s an idiot who thinks it’s wrong to kill innocent! So I acted all innocent and like a trophy wife. You fell for it! Yes yes yes! You fell in my love trap during honeymoon. You broke up with her! You love me now! Rip your old love story. Let Apu marry anyone. I don’t care. If she sets her eyes on her I’ll kill her even if she’s your ex! Now our love story has begun! Our children will kill that Apu vishkanya. Bwahahahaha???

Thank you Vishkanya writers cause you killed logic apu’s innocence and made me heroine!

PS: We’ll have 2 children (Malay and me) tehehe

Adito

I'm a thriller fanatic. Love supernatural things!

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