Ding…dong…ding……
*knocking the bell..*
Hayaa….!! Mein aagaya…!!
Be ready to face this dare devil….. eeehhaaahaaahaha….
Did u miss my teaser…. look this link
click here for teaser
Did u miss my new year wishes…. look this link
episode 1
Hey..hey…hey…. did u read it or not…! Don’t dare to scroll down if you didn’t read them…!!!
Hayyaa… hui..ha…hu….
If you won’t read it… u won’t understand what am I telling…!!
Ok student…!!
Yes teacher…!!
Wakey…. Now this Gadodiya ka Ragini tells her story….
Be ready…..
“Paruuuuuu….!!!!” I shouted till top of the house flies away…!!!
My dadi old woman came in a run near me…!!! I’m standing on my bed as power ranger…!!
Ninja storm…ranger form… haaa..!!
She scared looking at me… ‘Shekar..’ she is about to run away…! Bcz, she know.. if I stand like that, I’m announcing a war…!!!
Dadi started going away….
“Aakramaan…!!!!” I shouted and jumped from bed.
‘Shekar…!’ Oldwoman shouting.
I caught dadi’s hand and i bit her shoulder… hey..! I’m not that cruel… i just bit so that my teeth print formed on her hand.
I’m very good girl right…!!
Papa..mamma..came in run….
My mamma… ragini… today is your birthday…! That’s why I’m not scolding you..!!
I’m pretending to be feared….
“Maa, plz maa… don’t scold me maa… I’m afraid you of maa…!!!”
Next my vigorous laugh….. “hahahahahahaha”.
(U may imagine any demon you want here. My family kept my name as ‘surpanaka’)
“Gadodiya…!!! Attention…!!” I ordered.
They stood in one line facing me..!
“The chief general officer Ragini is ordering you to make…. 10 sit ups…!!”
“Hey…demoness ladoo..!!! How we can do sit ups??” My dadi shouted.
“This is punishment for laughing on me yesterday…!! Come on..!” I ordered.
My dadaji escaping… “where r u going dada..??”
Dada…”10 is too much…”
“If 10 is hard…do 100”
My dadaji shocked and decided to do 10.
They four held their ears and took one way down….and then up…..
I asked them to stop after one sit up..!
“My ladoo is gold…!” My dadi about to praise….
“U will do next 9 in evening..!!” I said they shocked.
I ran into bathroom…. my dadi is cursing…. “u should soon get married and leave this house..!!”
Bla…bla…bla…..bla…bla…bla…. i sang a bla bla song.
I ran to college…but before running i kissed my dadi hand where i bit.
Haaaaaa…… I’m so kind, i know that… hey, don’t praise me… it’s ok… it’s ok….
I know…. I’m awesome….
After going to college….my gang….( for ur kind information “only girls…!” In my gang…!! Bcz, i hate buggy boys..!!”)
My gang hugged me….. ‘my baby, happy birthday…!’ They said in foreign style.
I looked at them in ‘huu…?’ Way,
Then their real colors came out…., they shouted a loud…. “happy bithdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
Till alll the college looks at us….!!!
That’s how someone should wish a surpanaka…!!
Then our selfie program started….
*pout face* Click…shutter sound…
*eyes big* Shutter sound….
*tongue out* camera sound…
*angry face* *shy face* *confused face* *hehehe face*
We took all types of selfies we know…..
Then………….
“Ragini….!” I head a sweet handsome voice….
I turned my face…… it’s him…!!!!
Who else….??? Him only….,
He means he only….. i hope you understood who is he….!!!
My eyes went down usually….
Why did he come….??? My mind questioning mee…..how would i know…???
Ask ragini….ask…. my heart is encouraging….
I’m about to ask….. my devil batch surrounded him….
“You are rag’s fiancé right..!”
“You are so handsome…”
They are talking with him….
Haaa… i felt some sort of heat in my heart….. maybe acidity..??? No…..!!! May be that’s jealous…!!!
What…????
I’m jealous…..!!!???
Why am I jealous…???
Bcz, they r talking with him….???
What…….?? Why……..?? How……..??
As I said…. I wished to marry….. but, i never ever have any dreams on my hubby….
But, why this new stove in my heart……???
What…!!! Did i say heart just now….???
Does demoness have heart…????
Did I fell in love or what…..???
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
My mind echoed till my ear drums burst….!!!!
Love……!!! Chi….yak……. stinky word….!!!!!
Hey…chi…chi…. love go away….!!
Love is like cockroach to me….. love is like lizard to me……. love is like anakonda to me…. love stinks…. love is yak….. love is stupid helll non sense….!!
Love is dog…pig… everything which i hate…!!
Stupid….cupid….!!!
“What’s your name by the way….!!!” One of my friend asked him……
He looked at me in question mark expression ‘didn’t you ever tell that’ expression….!
Wow….!!! I’m understanding him very well….!!!
“She never said us your name,……” they repeated..
He is about to say his name… I looked at him in ‘no’ way….
But he decided to tell…..
You all also…be ready….
1….
2….
Omg….he started telling….
‘Veera………Venkata…….
My friends making eyes big,
sathya……siva…….
They opened their mouths…
prasada…….. Lakshya Maheswari….!’
He completed…!!
‘Huf..!’ I’m relieved…but my friends jaws were dropped down…!
“Pardon..?” One of my friend asked…
Simply he is “laksh..!” I said scared that he may repeat name again…
He said…. “no…! It’s veere venkata sathya siva prasada Lakshya Maheswari..!!”
They rolled their heads….
Did u understand guys…why didn’t i tell his name till now..???
Hmm……
Annapurna aunty is south indian… durga prasad uncle is bengali…
So, his name was designed according to aunty’s wish… but at last the sur name is uncle’s.
That’s the story of his name…. happy to listen his name….??
I was not shy….. i was lazy…. that’s why, I didn’t reveal his name….,
After blabbering this much i need a kitkat break….!!!!
So, let’s meet after the break…. and you drop comments down…! understand..! this is Ragini the james bond order..!!
Kitkat…i’m coming…!!!
Ragini ran away……. bye bye…