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Kidnapped (KUMKUM BHAGYA)

Kidnapping (THE CONTENT IS JUST FOR FUN)
Pragya kidnapped again uff this time Sarla maa too is frustrated with it as well as Abhi lets see what all of them are doing when again she is kidnapped)
Pragya is kidnapped Sarla witnessed it and along with Abhi
Sarla: you idiot fellow from the moment itself she has married you she is getting nothing but kidnapping again and again this is third time (muay jab se uski shadi tujhse hui hai na tab se ye kidnap pe kidnap huye jaa rahi hai)
Abhi: What I have done? Why are you blaming me when she is enjoying in getting kidnapped again and again (maine kya kiya? Isme meri galti kya hai jo sabko usey hi kidnap karney me maza aata hai mujhe kyu thok rahi ho)

Meanwhile kidnappers called sarla
Kidnapper: I have kidnapped your daughter I need…
Sarla being irritated: go to hell you idiots keep her with you now we don’t need her again and again you are kidnapping her wasting your petrol and our tears both together go and keep her with you itself we don’t need her idiotic person (jao nalayako tum hi rakh lo usey nahi chahiye humey wo baar baar le jatey ho utha ke khud bhi petrol phook rahey ho humarey bhi aansu phukwa rahey ho rakh lo usey jhanjhat hi khatam)
She hanged up the call and said to Rock star Dadi
Sarla: I am damn sure this is the only work of doll of old women this time she must go to hell neither she is going to hell nor let us living calmly I won’t leave her this time (ye pakka us budhiya ki gudiya ka kaam hai is baar satyanash ho is budhiya ka na khud janey ka naam leti hai na hume chain se jeene deti hai maine chhorna nahi hai usey)
Rock star dadi: Yes just go and sit over that old women (haan ja sarla us buddi ke upar baith jaiyo)
Abhi: yes aunty may be because of your weight she will go to god (haan aunty ho sakta hai budhiya apke wajan se mar jaye)

Sarla: arey nothing will happen to her she is grand mother of Prabhu Deva as he is not having bones in him he is so flexible she is also the same I will sit over her and then she will smilingly say that I am still alive my love (arey kuchh nahi hoga us budhiya ko Prabhu deva ki nani hai uske andar haddi hi nahi hai mai baith jaungi us par wo muskura kar phir bolegi abhi hum zinda hai)
That time again Kidnappers called Sarla

Kidnapper: if you didn’t send…..
Sarla cuts off: go to hell what will you do with us haah this time I will not do anything for you, you are having enemity with her and asking money from us why shall we pay on her behalf do one thing ask only her to do so I will not give a penny for her and yes this time also it was practice kidnapping or it was final if it was again an practice then keep her with you and practice kidnapping again and again when you get trained leave her that time only now KEEP THE PHONE (abbey jaa bey kya kar lega tu ek paisa nahi doongi is baar, kidnap usey kartey ho paisa humse mangtey ho kyu bhai hum kyu pay karey uske bhalf par wo janey tum jano aur haan is baar kidnapping wakai ki hai ya is baar bhi practice kar rahey they aur agar ye practice hai to achhey se practice karney ke baad hi bhejna ab phone rakh)

She hanged up the call and RS Dadi including Abhi were looking at her with shocking expressions here Screen shifts towards Kidnappers the boss said to them “Boys let sister go from here go and leave her at her home with due respect she is already suffering worst than us (Bhaiyo behen ko ghar chhor aao bechari pehle humse jyada pagal logon ke beech phasi hai)
Sarla rocked kidnappers shocked

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