CONVERSATION BETWEEN TEACHER AND STUDENT
TEACHER;TELL ME AN EXAMPLE OF A CREATURE WHO CAN LIVE ON LAND AS WELL AS WATER
STUDENT;FROG
TEACHER;GOOD,GIVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF IT
STUDENT;ANOTHER FROG
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TEACHER;WHY ARE U SO LATE
STUDENT;BECAUSE OF THE SIGN MAM
TEACHER;WHAT SIGN
STUDENT;THE ONE WHICH SAY’S “SO SLOW SCHOOL AHEAD”
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TEACHER;JOHN GO TO THE MAP AND FIND WHERE IS AMERICA
JOHN;GOES TO THE MAP AND FINDS OUT CORRECTLY
TEACHER;GOOD,WHO IS THE FOUNDER OF AMERICA
STUDENTS;(all of them together) JOHN MAM
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A DOCTOR AND A ENGINEER LOVED A SAME GIRL
DOCTOR GIVES HER ROSE EVERYDAY
THE ENGINEER GIVES HER APPLE EVERYDAY
when a stranger asks
WHY ARE U GIVING HER APPLE EVERYDAY
ENGINEER;AN APPLE IN A DAY KEEP’S THE DOCTOR AWAY
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TEACHER;PEOPLE IN BLOOD GROUP ‘A’ CAN ONLY TAKE BLOOD FROM DONORS OS ‘A’ BLOOD GROUP AND PEOPLE OF BLOOD GROUP FROM ‘B’ CAN ONLY TAKE
BLOOD FROM DONORS ‘ B’ BLOOD GROUP. BUT SOME CAN ACCEPT BLOOD FROM ANY GROUP AND WHO ARE THEY
STUDENTS;(thought for few seconds) iT IS MOSQUITOES MAM
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TEACHER;JOHN DRINKING WATER IS GOOD OR BAD MADAM
JOHN;UNDOUBTEDLY,GOOD MADAM
TEACHER;VERY GOOD,SO JOHN TELL ME WHY WE DRINK WATER EVERYDAY
STUDENT;WE CAN’T EAT WATER MAM,THAT’S WHY WE DRINK EVERYDAY
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TEACHER;NAME 5 ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN WATER
STUDENT;FROG
TEACHER;NAME OTHER 4
STUDENT;HIS MOTHER,HIS FATHER,HIS SISTER,HIS BROTHER
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A DOCTOR AND A PATIENT
JOHN;DOCTOR I HAVE COD IN MY EYE’S FOR LAST FEW DAYS
DOCTOR;WHAT ?COLD IN EYES
JOHN;YES DOCTOR LIKE RUNNING NOSE IT’S RUNNING IN EYES
DOCTOR;OH I GOT THE POINT DON’T WEAR YOUR COOLING GLASS ANYMORE
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PATIENT;DOCTOR CAN YOU DIAGNOSE MY ILLNESS
DOCTOR;YOUR EYESIGHT SEEMS TO BE POOR
PATIENT;HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION
DOCTOR;EVEN YOU COULDN’T READ THE FRONT BOARD SIGN
PATIENT;WHAT SIGN
DOCTOR;THIS IS VETERINARY HOSPITAL
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DOCTOR;I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS AND VERY BAD NEWS WHAT DO U WANNA HEAR FIRST
PATIENT;BAD NEWS
DOCTOR;YOUR LAB REPORT CAME AND IT JUST SAID YOU HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO LIVE
PATIENT;WHAT THE HELL NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THIS NEWS SO WHAT IS THE VERY BAD NEWS
DOCTOR;I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U THIS SINCE YESTERDAY
PATIENT;????????????????????
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QUOTE FOR GOOD GIRLS
GOOD GIRLS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD GOOD LOOKING GIRLS ARE NOT GOOD GIRLS GOOD GIRLS,GOOD LOOKING GIRLS ARE NOT SINGLE AND GOOD GIRLS GOOD LOOKING GIRLS SINGLE HAVING STRONG BROTHERS
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MATHS TEACHER;WHY R U DANCING IN MATHS TEST
STUDENTS;MAM U ONLY TOLD US THAT U WILL PUT MARKS FOR EVERY SINGLE STEP
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GUYS I HOPE U LIKED THIS IF SO PLEASE COMMENT YOUR THOUGHT’S
BY,
VARSHA (philo)