Ishqbaaz- Kyun? (Part-1)

Hmm…main bohot khush hun comments dekh kar! Tq soo much for ur comments!! Ofc, u ALL were right…third is obviously SOUMYA! Bhavya aayegi…par jaayegi bhi… soo..here’s part 1:

Reporter: Shehar ke jaane maane udyogpati Shivaay Singh Oberoi, jaise ki aap jaante hai ki 6 maheene pehle unki talaak ho gayi thi, woh khabar HUMNE aap tak pohonchayi thi…aaj hum aapke saamne ek aur dhamakedar khabar dete hain ki…lekin! Usse pehle ek break!! (Silly, i know)

Anika : yeh news waale bhi na,kya unhe pata bhi chalta hai ki kab break dena chahiye?

Sahil: aur kya aapko pata nahi chalta ki aapne SSO ko chodke kitni badi galti ki hai?

Anika : chup kar sahil..uss baare mein baat karna bekaar hai..ab kuch nahi kar sakte..

Sahil : aur aapka SSO ke live updates jan-na bhi bekaar hai..jab aapko kuch karna nahi hai toh kyun unke baare mein jaan-ne ka shauk hai?

Anika : tu nahi samjhega Saahil…bhale hi abb main unke paas nahi rahi…par mera dil hamesha unke hi paas tha, hai, aur humesha rahega..bhale hi woh ye baat samjhe..ya nahi..

Sahil : accha, toh aap INDIRECTLY ye kehna chahti hai ki main aapke liye kuch nahi hun..aapke liye sab kuch SSO hi hai..haina?

Anika : chup kar pagle,Tere alaawa mera iss duniya mein hai hi kaun?Ye lo, Break bhi khatam ho gaya! mujhe news dekhne de aur jaake homework kar..

Sahil turns and after walking some distance from Anika : samajh toh main sab jaata hun dii…bas aapko samjhana baaki hai…aur mein aapko samjhake rahunga…

Reporter: toh break ke baad…Oberoi parivaar ki taaza khabar ye hai ki Shivaay Singh Oberoi dusri shaadi kar rahe hain…ji haan, unhone khud ye ailaan kiya hai:

Shivaay: I’ve announced this press conference to introduce my fiance, Ragini Malhotra (he extends his hand and she comes from behind and catches his hand and wraps his arm in her hands)

Reporter: sir, aapne itni jaldi Move On kar li…kaisa lag raha hai aapko..?

Shivaay: ofcourse accha lag raha hai..aakhir kabhina kabhi toh move on kar na hi tha…and I’m surprised ki mujhe 6 lambe mahine lage apne past ko bhulaane ke liye…

Reporter: sir, aapki ex wife Ms Annika ko chodne ke baare mein aap ka kya kehna hai ??

Shivaay: jaisa ki aapne kaha, woh meri ex thi…aur Shivaay Singh Oberoi kabhi peeche mudhke nahi dekhta…

—( simultaneously )

Annika was shocked beyond words…only one thing was revolving around her mind
: how could he? Was her love so weak that it didn’t affect him anymore? It must be like 6 whole months to the world…but it was just 6 months! Just 6 months is what took him to move on? to forget her?
She wasn’t believing her ears of what he said..she was hoping it to be a bad dream..hoping that she wakes up from this nightmare…his every word was like a sword pierced into her heart..To her uncountable and immense love…what was paining the most was not that he moved on…it was that she had failed…she had failed in her love…her love wasn’t strong enough..it wasn’t…

Guys, Sahil n Anika’s convo was bit emotional…not funny or something : )

————————–Gujarat:

A customer: chori, mare deekra nu naatak ke liye kanhaiyya ke vastra de…

Another customer: e chori! Maare deekri ke liye bhi gopika ke kapde de…

3rd customer: aur mhaari deekri radha bani hai radha! Uskeliye sundar se kapde dena ( she was eyeing the 2nd customer and smirking )

Girl: arre kaakiyon….aapki choriyan radha bani ho ya gopika….doono kanhaiyya ke hi toh laadli hain!…aur kaka, bittu ko mere paas bhej dena…usse kuch khaas baat karni hai….

1st customer: haan haan…zarur bhejuunga deekri…zarur…

Girl: aur yeh rahe aapke kapde. (She was standing on a ladder and taking out the costumes)

Woman: ee lijiye….laayiye..apne haath thaamiye..they extend their hands and she throws each packet to the customers exactly on their hands(facing her back)

All customers: ka pheka hai Gauri bitiya!

She does her signature step and turns..revealing her brightly smiling face….
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Other side a man is shown laying on the bed….face is not clearly shown…his index finger starts moving….he has clips connecting his brain and his body together..showing that he’s undergoing some treatment…and then he starts breathing heavily. a woman comes with a food tray, sees him and shouts : Omkara!

After some time:

Doctor: don’t worry, patient mushkil taur se guzar raha hai, lekin hairaane waali baat hai ki itne mahino mein koi movement nahi tha aur ab achanak unki body respond kar rahi hai…it’s a good sign par…ab tak kuch keh nahi sakte..

Jhanvi : thank you, thank you so much doctor!

Tej: doctor, mujhe detail mein jaan-na hai…

Doctor: aayiye, main batata hun..

They leave

Jhanvi: hey bhagwaan, mere bacche ko jaldi theek kar do…

———–In Australia :

A girl is shown walking hurriedly past the street….she reaches infront of a building and sighs. She takes a deep breath and enters the building….In the lift…4th floor…and she unlocks a door, keeps her things on the bed and picks up a book from the bookshelf..and starts moving towards the balcony…it has 2 chairs and a wooden table…the chairs and the body of the table are woven with wood..and a glass is on the suface of the table…she opens the book and after some time…she says: bohot ho gayi hide n seek, bahar aayiye bhai…

Samar : arre, tumhe kaise pata chala?

Soumya : behen hun aapki, mujhe nahi pata hoga to kise pata hoga?

Samar : aayi ko?! (Laughs)

Soumya: haha, very funny..

Samar : it indeed is behna!

Soumya : khair chodiye…aayi kaisi hai?

Samar : itni chinta hai toh khud kyun nahi gayi? Waise woh theek hai, tumse milna chahti thi..

Soumya : aapko pata hai na bhai ki kya baat hai…

Samar : teri muh se sunna chahta tha…waise teri dieting kaisi chal rahi hai?

Soumya: aap khud dekh lijiye….she gets up

Samar : arre wah! Itni patli kaise hogayi?

Soumya : hard work bhai…hardwork..jo aapse sikha hai…

Samar: sacchi! Kaise??

Soumya : aap itne saalon se humse door rahe…aur usme kitni mehnat lagti hai..ek anjaan shehar mein itne saal rehna choti-moti baat nahi hai… (there was pain in her voice)

Samar : woh sumo.. ( was cut-off)

Soumya : mujhe nahi jaan-na bhai…aap mere saath hai…wahi kaafi hai..

Samar : yeh hui na baat! Waise bhi main tujhe nahi bataane wala tha ..main yeh.. (again cut-off)

Soumya : hawww! Cheatercock! Itniii acchi acting kaise kar lete hain??!

Samar in mind: tere liye toh kuch bhi..
To sumo : uh…well, ghar mein sabziyaan khatam ho gayi main chalta hun..ha?

Soumya: aahha! Amy se Milne ka bahaana?? jaayiye beta ji…waapas toh aayiye…aapki khair nahi…

Samar : chup! and goes off…soumya turns n sees the beautiful scenery before her and smiles taking a deep breath….

Somewhere else:

A guy is shown doing pushups…

A girl: 41,42,43…57..nahi nahi, sorry…47 hai…

Rudra: aah…..uuh…..Bhavya, yeh atyachaar hai! Main aapko chodunga nahi… (he realises what he said and remembers Sumo)

FB:

Soumya: dum baaki hai to pakdo Rudra!

Rudra is seen panting…

Rudra : sumohhhh,rukohh, meri photo do..

Soumya: iski pic friendsbook pe post kiye bina toh main kabhi nahi dungi…

Rudra : main tumhe chodunga nahi! RUKOO!!

FB ends …

Bhavya claps her fingers in front of him
: Rudra! Kahan kho gaye?

Rudra : h-haan? K-kya ho gaya?

Bhavya: aapke pushups..

Rudra : kya? ?

Bhavya: 100 ho gaye….

Rudra : waah waah, thanks…starts wiping his sweat from his face….meanwhile Bhavya folds her hands and admires him…

Rudra : aise ghuurna acchi baat nahi hai…

Bhavya: kya? Ooh..sorry

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pehli baar ib ke track se related kuch likh rahi hun..aur this part might be super-boring aur aage ke kuch parts bhi aise hi rahenge….par mere iss ff mein SHIVIKA ki shaadi ke baad ?hoga!!! ….par don’t expect their wedding to happen so soon…and I’m very sorry ki Shivika ki part bohot kam hai….aage jaakar unka hi sabse bada hoga…par pehli baar maine Rumya ke baare mein ITNAA likha..hope u like it…!!