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Gun Shot Ishqbaaz

Anika has been shot according to the latest track what if the gun from which they were firing back fires them then! Lets see the scenario the scene starts from the place where Anika saves Shivay from the guards
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Anika: No he you cant take him with you he is my Shivay he is Shivay Singh Obeori
Shivay: Exactly I am Shivay Singh oberoi but wait a minute My Shivay Singh oberoi!!! What was this have you registered me on your property ?? ???????
Anika: ??? do you want to hear something from me or my sandal
Shivay: Absolutely No.. ?? yes I am her Shivay Singh Oberoi she has my all the copy rights
MAHI:He is lying I am Shivay singh oberoi
Shivay: I am the real Shivay
MAHI: I am the real one
SHVAY: I am the real one
Rudra being irked : Ugh….. just stop it i am shivay I am shivay it feeling like we are singing O bolo har har Shivay
Pinki: Oh my mata it must be namah Shivay
Tej: I gess it must be OM Namah Shivay
Shakti: Oh my mata it must be the Shivay Singh oberoi
Pinki: Shakti ji ye to mera wala hai aap kyu bol rahey ho (Shakti ji it is my dilogue why are you speaking that)
Anika: well lets go and watch Shivay
Soumya: here are not getting rid of two Shivays and you are asking about watching third one
Rudy: Oh ho moto I have a solution lets keep them both when bhaiya will be out somewhere we will manage with fake bhaiya afterall he is also a great cook well what i say chhoti maa
Pinki: yes please

Rudy: you must check whether you have given birth to twins and your kameeni ji have stolen one of them
Pinki: how can i tell that doctor introduced me only one ????
Jhanvi: But Shakti can tell so
Shakti: No idea
Anika: uncle ji get idea 4G ?
Somya: arey mat lena uncle bohot bekar network hai mai usi se to phone kar rahi thi mil hi nahi raha tha (dont take it uncle that network is totally waste i was calling from that only)
Shivay: when i was kidnapped I also have used that only but network was always lost
Mahi: arey…. ye ? tum 100 crore ki kholi ka log humesha kabhi idhar ki baat kabhi udhar ki baat aur agar nahi koi baat to sala aisa hug karta rehta hai koi kaam hai ke nahi tum logon ke pass Sala dimag ka Gangaraam kar diya hai ye ye kanji aankh wala ye kanji aankh ke chakkar me mera kali aankh phootne ka naubat aa gaya tha maloom par end me kya hua ye bina dimag ka pehlwaan aake aisa hug kar liya aai shapath isko dekh ke na mere ko Khichdi ke paresh ki yaad aati hai jaisa wo karta tha Hansa o Hansa ye bhi sala sara din Bhaiya O bhaiya ek character me kai ko nahi rehte ho re sala baat shuru hua tha mai shivay tu shivay se chala gaya idea ke network par mai to pehle ich kehta hu 100 crore ki kholi ka log bekar hai sala kuchh kaam ich nahi inko ye Mrs Kanji aankh isko to sawaal de do bas ye kaiko hua wo kaiko hua tune kabhi dhyan diya ke tera shadi kaiko hua haah.????
Anika taking her slipper off ????: tu na apni two rupee oh sorry sorry 50 paise ki bakwas band kar warna mai na tujhe watt ke jhapad marungi ???? (shut your mouth otherwise i will slap you hard that google.com will also be unable to find you)
Kamini: just shut up all of you i had already asked Mahi to kill that Shivay but this idiot never heard me now I will do this for sure be ready for kill
She took the gun to kill shivay and pointed on him but Anika came in mid and said
Anika: No i wont allow this he died then on whom i will throw water this Mahi always holds my neck
Kamini; I havent asked you what i shall do or what not understand
She shoots the gun and surprise that gun was a water gun
Kamini was embaressed and Anika laughed saying
ANIKA: arey kamini aunty atleast check before you do anything now you are killing with water gun i am sure tomorrow you will kill with water colours ????????????
All were laughing hard ??????????????
KAMINI SHOCKED Anika Rocked

hope this was enough to make your mood light ?

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