Everything Is Fair In Love And War (Kanchi) Chapter 15

Author’s Note: SOMEWHAT inappropriate for anyone 14 and under… don’t read it if you are 14 and under, just another ADULT party

Not going into details it’s 5:30 PM and party starts in 30 minutes !!!
Sanchi: DJ you got your thing right or??
DJ: I got it ma’am
Sanchi: I will pay after the party
DJ: Fair enough!!

Sanchi: Okay decorations CHECK, food CHECK, games CHECK, everything is good. Oh wait bartender!!
Bartender (BT): I got everything in control, I always bartender for your parties. I know what I am doing
Sanchi: I’ll give you the money after then as usual…
Then she goes upstairs to her room and checks her makeup and outfit
Sanchi: DANG Sanchi killing it today!!
She had the perfect smokey eye with lashes and an amazing cat eye. Her outfit is a black off shoulder skin tight dress with black pumps. Her hair was a sleek ponytail with a small bump in the front (idk what it’s actually called) Sanchi comes down and just then hears the bell ring. She opens the door and …

Sanchi: Sus… MEERA !!! So glad you guys came… Totally ready for my rosette and red wine.
Meera: I’m going straight to the vodka
Sanchi: What about after?? Keep it light Meera !!
Sushant: Well I feel wanted!!!
Sanchi: I see you every day, I’m tired seeing your face
Sushant: Uh exqueese me
Sanchi and Meera just laughed and then, the rest of the guests slowly started coming and the music was getting louder and louder by the minute…

Girls: Hookah Bar Bar Bar Hookah Bar

Let’s see what everyone from the gang is doing…
Meera and Isha – Shots
Sushant – Drags Meera on the dance floor and they start dancing
Veer, Garv, and Kunal – Beer and food
Pragya and Sanchi – 25% drunk heading towards Veer
***Kabir is NOT at the party***

Sanchi: Hey Veeeer pay up to Pragya
Veer: Tully already
Sanchi: You wish
Pragya: Chal nalayak pay up
Just then Sanchi saw a car come in…
Pragya: Oh shit please don’t let that be Khadoos

Sanchi: Poor Pragya
Sanchi grabs a small bottle of vodka and …
Sanchi: Let’s see how he reacts…
Sanchi struts to the door and gets in drunk mode and opens the door
Kabir is in casual clothing, for once, baggy jeans, white t-shirt, black leather jacket and messy hair. Sanchi trips over,

***drunk mode***
Sanchi: Dr. Hottie aa gaya
She shoves her bottle in front of Kabir.
Sanchi: Nice muscles Dr. Hottie, come in and she drunkenly bows down like a king is coming in…
W-w-would you like anything to d-d-drink anything?
And she falls on Kabir who falls on the couch, she slowly making sure she looks drunk thumbs up the gang who is watching from the bar

Veer: Dang she is good
Sushant: The question is what will he do ??
Meera: Let’s s-s-see
Sushant: You’re kidding me right??
Meera winks at him and Sushant smiles.
Veer: Pragya!! Chal paise de

Pragya: Phar !!! Can’t believe he actually came
Veer: Let’s see this drama
Veer puts his arm around Pragya

Kabir: How many shots or drinks??
Sanchi: Theen Kabir… woo, woo
She lightly slaps Kabir.

Sanchi: You are real!! I didn’t knoow
Kabir moves her aside and gets up but Sanchi pulls him back down but he is sitting now.
Sanchi: Tell me darling, why d-d-did you c-c-come herrre??
Kabir: Free drinks
Sanchi pecks him on the cheek, smart boy WHOOO and drunkenly walks away. Kabir heads to the bar and …
Sanchi and Kabir: 2 super strong vodka shots
Sanchi: Tum b-b-bhoot ho??
And pokes him
Kabir: Nice house,

Sanchi: “Did he catch me”
And continues to annoy him…
Sanchi: hey… hey … why are y-y-you so boring?? … kabir … kabir … mr. nice bod … I LOVE YOU JI … MAIN PASAND THONU KARDA … LOVE YOU JI LOVE YOU JI love you !!! SUSHANT
She turns around and winks at Sushant. Sushant comes and takes her phone. Sanchi then turns Kabir around and his drink falls in his leg
Kabir: WHAT THE HELL ??

Sanchi: Chillll Dr. Hottie,
She sits on his lap and kicks her legs up and continues making different poses while Sushant takes pictures. Sanchi then gets up
**drunk mode OVER**

Sanchi: Thanks!!! Hope you enjoy the FREE DRINKS
And leaves strutting, then turns around and winks at him…
Bartender: You just got played by the hottest girl in this party
Kabir: Shut up I am totally getting back at her…
BT: Wait until after the party then they all will be super drunk, I know I do every party for her…
Kabir: Thanks, get ready Sanchi Mishra
Sanchi comes back with her is Isha…
Sanchi: Coke and Rosetta mixed, shouldn’t you be hooking up with Kunal by now
Isha: I need a drink, then I’ll see you Monday morning
Sanchi: TMI
Isha: Oh shut up!!

Sanchi (to Kabir): Are you just gonna sit here like the silent hero ?? But you aren’t a hero, boo hoo!!
And she high fives Isha!!

Kabir: You care because…
Sanchi: Because I’m paying for this
Kabir: Great!! Two scotches
Sanchi: Bartender how many??
BT: Abort sign
Sanchi: Nice try BT, get your butt on the dance floor!!!
Sanchi drags Kabir to the dance floor and dances with him!!!
Then Sanchi leaves Kabir and goes out to dance with other people. Then grabs a snack!!
Sushant: Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Attention please!! I… We have something to show you regarding our beloved Dr. Sanchi aka this grand party’s host!!!

Sushant clicks play and … a video of Sanchi dancing to … Jhallah Wallah (Couldn’t think of a song!!)
Sanchi: SUSHANT GET THE HELL OUT NOWWW!!!!!!
Sushant: Come on Sanchi!! We all can tell that you are the queen of dancing so let’s have a contest WHO CAN MATCH UP TO SANCHI MISHRA’S LEVEL?!?!
No one comes up,
Sushant: dang y’all are losers!!
Just then… someone walks in

Dev: WOW, we all know someone who can beat your Sanchi Mishra
Kabir: Dev Burman??
Sushant: Who??
Kabir: When did you come?!?!
Dev: Just now…
Kabir: Don’t you dare …
Sanchi: Who the hell are you?!?!

Dev: Dev Burman, private detective!!
Sanchi: Okay then… Sushant… get the hell out of here unless you want to see the plastic surgeon
Sushant: Sanchiii … Sanchiii… Sanchiii… Sanchiii…
Sanchi: Sushant I think you need a drink… here And she forcefully makes him drink
Sushant: Red Wine!!! YUCK
Sanchi: That’s what you get!!
Sushant: Then I’ll see you on the floor

Song is Angreji Wali Madam
Music…

Sanchi:
Leke chhadna jawab gal ikk da
Jatta ho gaya routine tera nitt da

Leke chhadna jawab gal ikk da
Jatta ho gaya routine tera nitt da

Kithe janda tera attitude ve
Badi meethiyan gallan di lor aayi hundi aa

Aathane je badi angrezi bolda ae
Dine jatta kede khunje layi hundi
Aathane je badi angrezi bolda ae
Dine jatta kede khunje layi hundi aa..

Sushant slowly walks forward and winks at the gang!!

Sushant:
Shehar vich paliye ni jattiye
Chakme majajaan diye pattiye
Hundi ae koi taan gal khaas ni
Tanhi taan sweetness aayi hundi ae

Shehar vich paliye ni jattiye
Chakme majajaan diye pattiye
Hundi ae koi taan gal khaas ni
Tanhi taan sweetness aayi hundi ae

Bina paniyo hi sang thallon jatt ne (sachi)
Angrezi wali madam tapayi hundi ae
Bina paniyo hi sang thallon jatt ne
Angrezi wali madam tapayi hundi ae (acha..)

Paaniyo ho sang thallo jatt ne
Angreji wali madam tapaayi hundi aa

Everyone else joined in

Isha:
Dine akkdan de naal gal karda ae
Kahton shaam nu jatti da

Kunal:
Oye chal chal bhardaa paani tera main
And he winks at her (he’s like 50% drunk)

Isha:
Dine akkdan de naal gal karda ae
Kahton sham nu jatti da paani bharda ae
Mainu das taan sahi ve kehdi cheez ne
Suyi paare aali jama thalle layi hundi ae

Aathane je badi angrezi bolda ae
Dine jatta kede khunje layi hundi aa

Aathane je badi angrezi bolda ae
Dine jatta kede khunje layi hundi aa

Kunal:
Chhad English seekh tu French vi
Hundi jattan layi taan khed ik minute di (x2)

Chal jhoota!

Pind wale theke utte balliye
Jadon yaaran na’ tuition lagayi hundi aa

Bina paniyo hi sang thalon jatt ne
Angrezi aali madam..
Bina paniyo hi sang thalon jatt ne
Angreji wali madam tapaayi hundi aa
Paniyo ho sang thalon jatt ne
Angreji aali madam tap..
Paniyo hi sang thalon jatt ne
Angreji wali madam tapaayi hundi aa (acha!)
Paniyo ho sang thallo jatt ne
Angrezi wali madam tap..

And they continued to dance like this as a group (don’t want to type out the entire song)!! During the music and dancing Dev told Kabir that he will be staying in his house for the next few days for a case!!
Random Colleague (RC): Let’s play Never Have I Ever. If you did it then a Woo Woo Shot… ready!!

So the guests played the games but not our gang since they have a special game after party, but it’s similar to what is happening now!! Soon it was 9:50 PM and all of a sudden the music stopped, food had closed at 9!! (when I went to the India the curfew was 10 PM so ya…)

Sanchi: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR COMING SORRY I’M NOT A LAW BREAKER SO PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY AND HAVE GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU ON MONDAY!!!

One by one everyone exited Sanchi’s house. Sanchi pays the DJ and Bartender and they leave as well!! Who was left?? Kunal, Isha, Veer, Pragya, Garv, Meera, Sushant, Sanchi and … Kabir!!!!

Sanchi: Guys come on!! Uhh hello Kabir time for you to go!!
Kabir: “Acting shuru” If you don’t mind can I get a glass of lemon water…
Sanchi: Do you want me to drive to your house??
Kabir: Can you not get me a glass of lemon water??
Sanchi: Ugh!!! Guys set up I’ll give him his nimbu pani
Kabir “drunkenly” follows Sanchi.

Sanchi: Sit there.
Kabir is “seeing 3” and sits on the ground
Sanchi: OH MY GOD!!! Get up!!
Kabir: Get up sit down next thing you know lay down
Sanchi: Disgusting … here drink!!
Kabir tries to get up but fails,
Sanchi: You know what just sleep in the guest bedroom…
Kabir: n-n-NO I can drive myself
Sanchi: Sweetheart (bends down) look at yourself, SUSHANT
Kabir: Four Sanchiii, weeee
Sushant: Whats uppppp, oh, drive him home??

Sanchi: And bother Aunty!! No way guestroom!!
Sushant: You are being way to nice
Sanchi: I know but I don’t want to bother aunty and she will feel bad, possibly
Sushant: Come On Kabir!!
Kabir: We are going HOME!!! “Now once these people go then I can explore around and find something against this Sanchi”
Sushant drops Kabir to the guest room and Kabir immediately “falls asleep”
Sanchi: I know he is acting!! So obvious that he’s trying to get back at me!!
Sushant: Lock him in ??
Sanchi: You guessed it!!

And they lock the door and leave

Sanchi and the gang changed in the bathrooms into comfortable clothes and they play Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, Never Have I Ever, basically fun drunk games… everyone was pretty much done for the night and drunk… and knowing her friends Sanchi had arranged their sleeping places so… let’s see what Kabir was doing, (btws Sanchi didn’t drink a lot compared to others because she had to go to the hospital to start on her office tmr)
Kabir: Let me out!!! This isn’t my room!!
Sanchi hears him and goes to him.
She’s not able to walk straight but is able to handle is herself and kinda understand what is going on, she’s like 80% drunk while the others have knocked out
Sanchi: I knowwh you were actiiing Kabir KAPOOR
Kabir: Let me out then!!

Sanchi: Hush!!! Lemmeee find the key *hicc*
Sanchi finally finds the key and opens the door. Kabir doesn’t have his jacket on anymore since it was a little hot.
Sanchi: DANG!!
And she immediately stumbles onto Kabir.
Kabir: Sanchi are you acting??

Sanchi(smiling): Hmmm
Kabir carries Sanchi to her room and lies her down.
Sanchi(intoxicated): Aman please don’t go
She pulls Kabir and hugs him…
Kabir: Sanchi let go of me
Sanchi: No, you promised to always be with me but you forgot your promise so easily…
Kabir: Sanchi (lightly shakes her) it’s me Kabir Kapoor
Sanchi sees Aman.
Sanchi: Don’t leave me please!! And she starts tearing up… how can you forget 7 years??
Kabir: Sanchi!!! I’m Kabir not Aman… Sanchi!!!

And Sanchi knocks out with tears coming out of her eyes…
Kabir: I feel so bad!! This girl is going through a heartbreak and what have I done??
He closes his eyes and tries to calm down but sees a mandap with him sitting there…
Kabir: Sanchi, you are going through the same problem as me… it’s been 2 years since then but I still can’t move on!!
He continues to look at her and runs his finger through her hair…
Kabir: She looks like an angel when sleeping, so quiet and innocent!! Get a hold of yourself Kabir!!! She is JUST A COLLEAGUE (not yelling just trying to emphasize).
He tries to move his hand but she has a firm grip!!
Kabir: How do I get out of this?? I have to go home…wait let me just text Maa saying that I will be staying the night with this dumb gang of SDCH.

He quickly texts her but he’s still stuck there. He tries pulling or even moving his hand but Sanchi then turns around holding his hand and he’s half way on the bed.
Just then he sees a small hidden camera at the corner of the ceiling…
Kabir: I guess I could get comfortable here and go to sleep and she has CCTV so…
Just then the Devil Kabir and Angel Kabir pop up!!

AK: But that’s wrong Kabir!! You know what Sushant will do !!
DK: Don’t listen to him!! Just sleep here you are tired yourself right??
Kabir: Sorry AK but DK has a point, I did have a few shots!! But DK when did you become good??
And they both disappear. Kabir laid down on the bed and fell asleep too!!

Author’s Note:
I am so sorry for the late updates. And I was promising a good party episode but completely blew it!! Sorry I kinda rushed through it, I rushed because I know how eagerly you guys are waiting for Sanchi’s past to come. But I’m sorry, you will have to wait a bit longer. Also I got a little lazy with it cause I write majority of it before going to bed.

I know I am putting myself in pressure with Sanchi’s secret now Kabir, but Kabir’s isn’t the big one or very secretive. If you would like I will straight-up tell you guys what it is and move on with the story!! Again your choice

Just in case you are wondering if I am near Hurricane Harvey, I live 4 hours away so NO it did not affect me at all just a few rain showers a few days ago!!

Any comments are welcomed as usual… what else??

Ohh maybe after 1 or 2 chapters will skip a month or two because I would like to move on a bit quicker.

Thank you all for reading!!! Have a lovely day!!