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ONE YEAR TO TOTAL FAKENESS OF GOENKAS (NAIRA INCLUDED) :- yaar literally at first when goenkas were introduce I thought they are some rich dysfunctional family but this turned out to be major disappointment for me they are rich ( pata nahi kaise pure time karthik romance karta rehta biwi ke pallu me rehta hai pura time manish aur akhilesh ghar par rehte pata nahi inka office kon chalata hai) and MAD STUPID ARROGANT SELFISH JERKS inki family pakka pagal khaane se bhaage ke aayi hai in short if I HAVE TO INTRODUCED YOU TO GOENKAS THEN IT WOULD ME LIKE
WELCOME TO GOENKA VILLA CIRCUS
“ARROGANCE AND ILL-MANNERISM ARE OUR SPECIALITY AND WE ARE SURE U NEVER LIKE US”
RING-MASTER –DADI GOENKA bhagwan inhe sadh buddhi de (aur agar sadh buddhi dene me koi problem aarahi hai toh aapne pass bula ke dede we will be happy ) aur phir humme inse bachne ka upay kuch ho na ho lekin ye naksh se maafi maange bas baki me baad me bolungi inki burai ke charche aap khud kijiya after all self service exist becoz I can even write another episodic analysis on her burai so plz save urself from another long reading article
JOKER NO1:- MANISH GOENKA he is a business tycoon who never goes to office and yes he can give competition to a child in childishness when he is not in business tycoon mode eg:- keesh bachelor party and many more instance he need help of his bahu to decide a gift for his daughter whom he claims to love most oh yes his hobbies include collecting gun ( and not keeping them safely) and then he can fly plane oh yes he and his son never share a good relationship (though they will soon don’t worry this gonna be fake one to ) and yes he is such a good businessman that his bahu who hasn’t went to college herself advices him to give job to Aryan whom he doesn’t like but he decide to give as his bahu told her and guess what Aryan doesn’t need interview or profile anything to join office and yes he loved is monster ex son in law (he deserve him only) a lot and yes he himself had a arrange marriage but he still need his bahu to explain him abt arrange marriage and yes he has anger management issues and yes ring-master and he share great love for media while watching him you should never except maturity and understanding and sensible talk HIS SPECIALITY LIES IN ANGER AND ILL-MANNERISM, ARROGANCE IS GOD GIFTED and INSENSIBILITY, CHILDISHNESS IS GENETIC
JOKER NO-2 AKHILESH GOENKA well viewer like me thought that out of whole circus he is the one with brain and sensible talk who has understanding but recent event in keesh Milan proved that he too followed family tradition of insensibility and childishness no no he didn’t jump like a kid but he neither use his brain like adult though anger and arrogance are bit less in him but still keeping up with family tradition he too posses insensibility and lack of understanding
JOKER NO3 :- SUWARNA GOENKA put ur hands together for this lady she has beaten mother Theresa in greatness well she give up his own son so that she can love her step son( who didn’t give a damn about her) now tell how should I give her nobel prize for foolishness and heartlessness or injustice I mean not for once she thought of abt child future in poverty when the child deserve best in this world n yes u may go to moon and jump from there but plz don’t justify her this act plz and yes her specialty lies in crying (now that to appear fake to me) and yes she is specialist of specialists in praising naira I mean even if earthquake comes the only dialog she will say is “naira sab sambhal legi”
JOKER NO4 SUREKHA GOENKA:- her specialty in changing color I mean girget bhi inhe dekh ke shrama jaye itni jaldi rang badlti hain ye aur aag by god aag aise lagati hain jaise khud kerosene oil ho aur camchagiri arre aapko pata nahi hai kya oxford dictionary ne inhe dekh kar chamchagiri word aapni dictionary me rakh leya hai BTW in ke 3 bacche hain jinki inhe koi parwah nahi hai
SAVDHAN !!!!!!!!!!!
DIL THAM KE BAITHIYE janab
Kyu ki tasreef la rahe
Baccho se bhi bade bache KARTHIK GOENKA –JOKER NO5
Well he loves his wife a lot and yet every single time fails to trust her he is either a desperate lover or a adamant short-tempered ill-mannered husband by far he didn’t thought of saying sorry to his father whom he called murderer and yes you can expect him to be found in nursery class but don’t ever except him to be mature or like us you will bang ur head on wall well when god was distributing brains he was standing at the last of line with a hole in blow aur haan he has won national award for ill-treating everyone and nobel prize for childishness and Oscar for loosing anger and grammy for never saying sorry to any1 except his wife no matter how much elder u r the moment u ask him to say sorry like his sister keerti did for naksh the moment he leaves the very spot and creates mess throws tantarums and bas inki tareef urf burai me pane likh sakti hoon meri nafarat inke liye din ba din aise badh rahi hai jaise tumahare gaano ki list everyday u add new song everyday I find new reason to hate him though previously I loved him ( only god knows how)but at that time he wasn’t in goenka circus
SAVDHAAN AAPKO HUM JOKER NO 6 SE MILAYE USSE PHELE WARNING AAPNE AAPKO MURDER KARNE ME HELP KARNE WAALI SAARI CHEEZO SE DUR RAKHE ANY LOSS OF UR BLOOD DUE TO FRUSTATION AND BOILING IS NOY MY RESPONSIBILITY
Dil-tham ke baithiye
Kyuki tasreef la rahi hai
Jewellalry ki dukan (no smiling)
Make-up ka makan (no showing of ur teeth)
Over acting ka saman ( laughing could make u fell from ur chair)
NAIRA GOENKA
CHARACTERISTIC-POKING NOSE IN EVERYTHING
Arre aapne inhe pehchan nahi ??? arre kaise pehchanege aap inka chehra inki jewellarly ne dakh liya hai koi baat nahi hota hai well guys her specialty oh wait the word specialty was invented due to her she is specialist of specialist in hypocrisy fake feminism overacting mahanta seeing her jury in nobel prize department has decided to keep award “nobel prize for mahanta (fake)” oh yes did I told u she ran-off from her mother becoz she mis-understood her and didn’t care for her father and brother once in 8 years well guys I understood the meaning of irritation only by hearing her voice and yes her favourite part is “aap rehne dijiye me kar lungi” well she has beaten batman spider man in super-powers she has single handily beaten goon in Greece and even in india oh yes she can climb trees wearing 2 kg make-up 4 kg of jewellarly 6 kg of dress and guys the next time u are in problem say these 4 golden words “naira sab sambhal legi” no matter personal or professional problems all will disappear hearing those 4 golden word and yes if u want to know about how it feels when ur blood boils say along with me “naira ekdum akshara jaisi hai” see I told u .well all people were living a normal life till she came back and after that everybody is going dead (don’t ask me how) and yes she broke her sister heart knowingly (better ifu don’t argue with me on this point) and when it came to her sister-in-law oh she questioned her own brother like he was a stranger and yes rivers of rudeness start flowing from her and one more thing she has her specialty in dance which currently appears like jumping jackal did I forget something oh yes she is giving tough competition to suwarna goenka in nobel prize for stupiness injustice heartlessness oh don’t you know she forgave her mother killer and yes she was even dancing and many are there
Naksh said yes for marriage due to NAIRA
Keesh sagai happen due to NAIRA
Keesh haldi happen due to NAIRA
Manish was getting close to karthik due to NAIRA
sHinghaniya forgave goenkas due to NAIRA
dadi goenka is happy ,sad,angry anything due to NAIRA
Aryan came to goenka villa due to NAIRA
Keerti ka ghar bassa due to NAIRA (I hate u cvs for giving this dialog in episode)
Saumya death truth is out due to NAIRA
Manish understood naksh due to NAIRA
Humko har din goenkas ko sehna padta hai due to NAIRA (I know I can lose my sense too)
The reason u are alive due to NAIRA (thanks her , not with ur shoes atleast)
Every circus has a motto so goenka villa circus motto is “HUM PAGAL NAHI HAIN BHAIYA HUMARA DIMAG KHARAB HAI”
(p.s if any offence to any1 I am sorry I am too angry at goenkas I couldn’t write in normal way so thought of this way if u feel offened or if u think maybe I went too far in criticizing these goenkas then I am sorry all I want was fun and a clear msg so I am sorry and plz plz don’t say that they are actors v shld respect them bhai ek baar dobara padh lo karthik naira aur goenkas ki burai ki hai mene shivin ki nahi so plz don’t come up with comment like those and yes do tell me whether u agree or disagree like it or not (if gracefully possible) and yes if u feel bad I am SORRY (me karthik nahi hoon) I know how to say SORRY )
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