For Chudailbaaz and Dil Boley WitchBaaz (DBW) fans! Hoping to Cheer you all with the ShivIka part.
We are back with DBW2, and this story is happening parallel to Chudailbaaz (? ? ?) Just like our inspiration!
Bhavya: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTH
Introducing another wicked witch, to increase the amount of wicked fun. The most “eekily” beautiful Bhavya, our evil WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTH (Ok. Ok. Wizard of Oz fans, the Wicked Witch was from the West, but we can’t copyright infringe, ? ? ?)
Our Kanji Ankhon Wali Wicked Witch (KAW3) is a 1000 years young witch. Her mother’s ring masks her true haggard form from humans. Every 100 years, she finds her target human being to get back her youthful looks. But she has been thirsting for one main ingredient for ages now….that will help her remain forever young until the end of Time.
KAW3 is in her Witch Land (just north of the Chudailbaaz Land) sweeping the spider nets on the walls of her ancient cave, when suddenly she crashes on the floor due to weakness.
Kaw Kaw Kaw Kaw… Her talking crows start crowing worriedly seeing her fall.
Crow 1: Oh no! What if she dies!
Crow 2: OMG look at her feet it’s got more spider veins than these spider nets!
Crow 3: What will happen to us?
She shouts: shut up you useless CARRIONS (Yes they are her Crowy Minnions)! Ek toh (for one) you are hardly ever useful to me in spying on people. And when I am down you are mocking me! Only GHOST knows why I keep you around!
She uses the power of her Kanji Ankein to freeze the crows mid-air and mid-Kaw!
And Bhavya thinks…
‘I am (literally and figuratively) in deep shit! The magic of the last human potion is decreasing slowly…. I must make a new potion again to keep myself as pretty as always..
It’s because of these villainous humans that I’m more beautiful than the other witches of my kind….No one can beat my beauty at this age.’
She starts making the potion in a rush, since her time to stay young is running out. She pours some fresh blood in her humongous Gobar (dung) vessel and lights it on fire.
As she quickly chucks some crow’s feet, pigs nose, snake venom, etc. in her pot, she starts to frantically search for her special ingredient needed to complete the powers of the potion. The poisonous blood of the most poisonous creatures of planet earth! But when she opens the Poison dabba she sees it empty.
She says: uff ye dabba toh khaali hai. Aur mere powers bhi kam ho rahe hain. Mujhe jaldi ye poison Khoon lana hoga.
(Oh no! This jar is empty. And my powers are also diminishing. I need to quickly get some more poisonous blood).
Remembering the one thing she has been searching for centuries (the blood of the most poisonous person on earth- that can make her immortal). She sings to her magical Golden Ball: “MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL SHOW ME THE DEADLIEST OF THEM ALL!”
For ages now, the ball has always given her a blank image or a faint whisper of an image. For temporary measures, she always took blood from the evil humans she met, which lasted her a few decades. But today, the ball starts swirling and twirling and glowing and groaning.
Bhavya witnesses Pinky’s snake drama (Chudailbaaz 5 story). When Sutlu leaves the behosh Pinky, Bhavya sees Pinky’s revival in the magic ball.
Seeing that she thinks, ‘hmm so this lady didn’t die despite 6 snake bites. Definitely a potential candidate for my next beauty potion. She must be more poisonous than any creature on earth! I must get to her and bring her here to North Witch Land. Then from her blood I can filter the poison for my potion. And if, as my MAGIC BALL says, she is truly the most poisonous creature on earth, I can stop making these potions forever.’
She goes into her customary episode dreams to search for the best way to kidnap this Pinky.
Kali Thakur: THE LIVING DEAD
KT decides to follow Sutlu back to Mumbai after he recovers from his excruciatingly painful 3rd death burns (as seen in DBW). [Boy! Gotta admire his persistence about getting a wife for all 3 TBros! (Eye Roll)]
Like all Oberoi Family Villains, he also has antaryami (omniscient) knowledge of the Oberoi underground secret passages, which is still unknown by most Oberois except Dadi, Gauri and OmRu ! KT enters OM through the secret passage behind the kitchen, where he encounters our Sutlu bai..
Sutlu has been reminiscing about the olden golden days of torturing her Real Swetlana Urf ReaLana friend in her pet freezer device!
So at night she haunts the underground passages and cries over the demise of the use of her freaky freezer, where an almost dead person can live for ages without food, water or air! (Umm unless one counts the freezer water as sustenance!)
She is crying over the open freezer trunk: “Jab Swetlana hi Choot Gayi, Toh Hum Jeeke Kya Karenge (In a nasal Saigal Voice).
[When (Real) Swetlana is lost, how will I live?]
Seeing Sutlu in male getup and male singing voice, KT is startled for a minute, but his X-ray vision green-eyed cat-eyes immediately detect the real person beneath the beard and grimy clothes.
Sutlu gets startled seeing KT in front of her, and remembering all the nightmares of the past,
she starts stuttering : “ TTTt…ummm… Tumm ya…han kya kar raa…he ho??
(Wha…tt. r u ddddoi…ing hee….rre?)
Lucky for her, Runveer was on his second wife abhiyaan (mission) outing tonight, and had a secret rendezvous with Sutlu, for his Prinku-free romance in the dungeon!
He suddenly clicks into the OM dungeon (using his magical crocs) in the nick of time as KT is about to grab Sutlu and kidnap her from OM!
Runveer uses his flash like power to push KT into Sutlus favourite freezer trunk. Sultlu quickly locks the trunk and puts the temp to FREEZING DEATH!
The 2 two-timing Heer Ranjha then decide to go their merry flirty way thinking, ab toh KT ka KitKat falooda bann jayega (Now that KT will freeze into a Kitkat icecream!)..
Pinky: THE POISONOUS PERSON WHO CAN NEVER SEE ANYONE HAPPY!
Her PSYCHO-MAGNETIC-JOY-DESTROYER abilities make her appear mysteriously at the place of Sutlu-Runveer’s happiness, over KT’s death. (Aka the OM dungeon).
She spies on the two romancing and running away in glee at KT’s death.
As soon as Run-Lu Click away from the scene of crime, Pinky goes over to the trunk. She sees the 1 min to death knob blinking at her!
Just as she is thinking of opening the freezer, and releasing KT, her PSYCHO-MAGNETIC-JOY-DESTROYER transports her away to Shivika bedroom door!
(No lapse or leap as of now in the story, so Pinky is still busy spying on Shivika).
ShivIka: THE UNFORTUNATE UNAWARES
Ani and Billu ji are sitting on opposite sides of the bed with Sahil sitting in the middle. The three are engrossed in playing a game of scrabble. With Ani playing scrabble with her Hindi words and Shivaay and Sahil using English words.
Well actually Sahil being our best diplomat and loving both his Shivaay Bhaiya and Annika di, he is using Annika di-like Hindi words too.
Ani: C-A-R-R-I-O-N? Yeh kaunsa word hai Billu ji? Maine plane ka carry-on luggage suna tha, par eh toh uska spelling nahin hai na! (Carrion? What’s this word? I have heard of the plane carry-on luggage, but this isn’t that spelling?)
SSO: Annika, this isn’t related to planes, it’s related to meat. It’s dead meat.
Ani (making a funny yucky expression): Chi Billu ji! Aap koi sweet sa word nahin soch sakte the kya. (Yuck! Couldn’t you have thought of a sweeter word).
SSO: With Sahil’s ‘CAR’, that’s the best I could do. Okay your turn.
Ani places her words.
Sahil: Annika didi yeh word kya hai? (What is this word Annika di?)
SSO reading it aloud: C-H-I-R-K-U-T. Anika! Think carefully. Did you mean C-H-E-R-O-O-T?
Ani: Cheroot kya hai? (What’s Cheroot?)
SSO: What’s Chirkut? ……Both say it simultaneously.
All three start laughing. Then Ani searches google for cheroot and shows it to Sahil (Cigar).
And SSo uses his Siri and asks: Siri what is Chirkut meaning?
Siri says: Chirkut means a cheap person.
SSO: Annika! Tum bhi toh koi acchey words nahin soch rahi. (Annika! You are also not thinking of any good words).
And he winks at her as Sahil is intently trying to come up with bigger words just like his Shivaay Bhaiya and Annika di!
Ani blushes but doesn’t run away. And she distracts herself by pretending to help Sahil with his turn.
While SSO stares at his Annika and places a peck on Sahil’s adorable cheeks.
THE END
KT Death Count: 4th Death
PRECAP: Bhavya meets Pinky.
Is KT dead yet?
What’s going on with Prinku-Runveer-Sutlu?
A BIG SHOUT OUT & THANK YOU TO NILASH AND VISHAKHA the two creatives behind the Bhavya track. And THANK YOU Bela for joining us in providing some helpful inputs to the plotlines.
Hope you all are enjoying the magical elements to the story. Vishu and I are huge Harry Potter fans. But Nilu doesn’t like HP.. So we used our role models from the Wizard of Oz for the Red Crocs (Runveer) and Wicked Witch (Bhavya)! Plus many other series are my magical fantasy inspirations.
Let us know what you loved about this story. And if you are finding the magical elements fun? Thanks for reading! Everyone Have a Cheery Weekend!
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Link for DBW: https://www.tellyupdates.com/dil-boley-witchbazz-chudailbaaz-spinoff/