Fan Fiction

CHOR POLICE (Part 1)

Hi guys..this is kittu…n m back with my next ff…
Hope u’ll like this..n will cmmt here as well..
Let me introduce with my characters ….n with their respective roles….
Sumo:chorrr(for a case)
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Shravan:superintendent of police (Delhi police)
Nanu:another chor(thieve)
Ramu:driver???
Well guys,I know..we all r in the same boat of sorrow after edkv…so for this..m going to present here a comedy ,hope u all will enjoy this…n I ‘ll like do my best to maintain here comedy…n feel free to cmmt here..every cmmt is excepted here…
Sooooooo……
A girl is begging before a man…
Girl:saaheb,let me go…
Please….mere chote chote bacche hain…?
Man:what?????but u’ll have to face SP sir’s anger…
Girl:Abe,tujhe itni der se ek ich dialogue bol rahi hoo.. Tereko samajh nahi aati Hai KYA…
Nanu:child..please cool down….don’t b so hyperr..
Man:oh…chore chorni Nanu natin….
Waah prabhu KYA leela Hai…
Girl:tujhe to mai batayegi..
Just then…a police officer comes put of his ambassador car…n his driver is crapy ramu…
Sh:papa…aap TU kab tak Meri car k driver rahenge???
Ram:jab tak tumhaari maa mujhe maaf nahi kar deti..???
Just then..a BG music plays…
PAPA KEHTE HAIN…
BADA NAAM KAREGA..
BETA HAMARA AISA KAAM KAREGA…
JUST then…BG stops suddenly… N both went inside the police station…

In side…….
Girl n that old man were begging..
HAME CHOD DOO…..
Ramu look at that man…..n was in shock….
Shravu comes n sits on the table…
N orders the havaldaar to open the lick up…n take them out …
Constable:jai hind sir….
He says,sir ye dono pahuche huye chor hain…
Sh:I said,…bahar laaooo
Then sumo n Nanu comes out…
Sh:naam bataooo..
Su is all quite..
Sh:naam Hai,oohoo…tum to badnaam ho..to naam kaise bataogi..ryt..
Su:me Kaisi bhi Hai..par naam bht accha Hai..
Sh:aisa KYA,tumhaare naam me gems or diamonds large Hai….
Nanu:no my dear bitwaaa…her name is sumo…
Shrvu said…sumo raceler????by pointing towards sumo…
Su:her face was like red apple???
Sh:soory…
Su:to nanu,Aur bata mera naam…
Sh:well,what happened..?? What u did??
Constable: sir,both r thieves..
Sh:can’t think…..ye tumhare chehre ko dekhkar KOI nahi kahna sakta….well no problem..
Con:sir,iske chehre se dekhkar to ye bhi no lagta…ki iske itne bade bade bacche Hai…
Sh:whattttttttttt?????
JHOR KA JHATKA
HAAI JORO SE LAGA…
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Hey,guys..I know..this is not of storyline type,..but still m writing.. Because I want a different track..sorry for hurting yr thinking…. N feelings… If this happenes…

Precap:shravu is in a conference…there he notices a girl in agents uniform… N that girl was sumo…he is all in shockkkkkk…….
N nanu too comes in police dress…
Shravu gets double shock…
BG song…
YE KYA HUYAA…
KAISE HUAAA…

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Again sorry guys……sorry sorry sorry….

niharikamalhotra

Die hard fan of edkv,love NAMIK Paul... A srkian...Maggie lover..jolly person..part time shayar nd crazy 4 cartoons...nd in short m kk(kittu Kumar)..love faizal khan?

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