~Sarcasm Antics~

Just Some of my fav Funny, sarcastic Jokes/ Conversations /memes or whatever you wanna call them.☺
Note: The post is ony for Sarcasm lovers?
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ME DURING THE DAY: OMG ! I’m so tired…I can’t wait to go home and sleep. Am gonna sleep for 100 hours.

ME DURING THE NIGHT: Let’s download some 100 songs and listen to all of them while reading a novel and maybe watch an entire season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S and eat lotta food.
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If you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?
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My heart and my brain are at war.
Who should I listen to?
Screw them!
I’m just gonna listen to my stomach and go get some food.
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“Would you like a table?”
“No. Not at all. I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Table for 5 please.”
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I’ve been single for a while and I’ve to say…
It’s going very well.
Like… it’s working out.
I think I’m the one.
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“Did you draw that?”
They ask while am continuing the same piece of artwork I’d been doing.
My eyes immediately widen with horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground and scream “NO I DIDNT! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??”
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Whatever you do, give it your 100%
….unless you’re donating blood.
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That’s it for now.
I’ll post more if you all like this. 🙂
Thank you for reading.