weird trends in indian tv (in hindi)

1)in kkb tanu ne 9 june 2015 ko to ye reveal kiya tha ki uske pet me nikhil ?ka baccha ?hai & us hisaab se ab 11 maheene ho chuke hai tanu ko reveal kiye aur usne 9 june se almost 1 mahina pehle pataya tha ki vo pregnant hai matlab 12 maheene gin lo to abh tak uska bacch hokar 3-4 ?maheene ka ho jata par kya kr sakte hai YE EKTA KA SHOW HAI BHAI ,YAHA KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI ha ha ha lol..
2)again kkb me functions ??ka to record hi tod diya i mean inka ghar ?kam marrige place ?ya hotel ?lagta hai kabhi abhigya ki shadi,purbul ki shaadi,lohri party,abhigya ki reception party,diwali party,aur ap samaj gaye honge
3)jab bhi romantic scene ?ata hai tab heroine ke baal ?udte hai i mean usha fans ki dukaan ?khol leni chahiye inhe to aur toh aur chahe kita bhi ameer ?banda ho uske bade or alishan ghar me ?agar sari khidkiyan ?band bhi ho tab bhi hawa a hi jati hai heroine ke baal udane ke liye?
4)hawa γ€°ki tarah i think inke ghar me lata mangeshkar ?????bhi hoti hai har scene me vo ajayegi songs lekar chahe romantic scene ?ho ya sad scene?
5)ye ameerzado ?ke pas koi kaam nahi hai kya ye itne bade ghar? me rehte hai par office ?nahi jate aur office jatey bhi hai to waha kya hota hai MEETING?
6)ye heros srk ??ke ki zada hi movies ?dekhte hai saare romantic ?dialogues inke hi naam hai
7)shayad ye jackie chan?✨? se bhi training lete hai.. har hero fight me expert✨????
8)memory loss ?or comma in dono ke bina to serial paida hi nahi hota means jitne logo ka inhone comma dikhaya utno ka agar full stop dikhate to atleast jachta to sahi
9)lekin..ye word uff kuch bhi ho tapak hi jayega especially shaadi? ..kt ka promo hi le lo “hone ja rahi hai yug aur kali ki shaadi LEKIN”…and all
10)nick names ki dukaan ?hai hamare paas siyappa queen? ,sadu sarna?,chashmish?,mogambo?,fuggi?,shona,sumo?,chatanki,choti chatanki,teekhi churi?
11)they funny dialogues ?like manjali in msm-is bavali billod? ko to sudharna hi padega and pattey jhar jayenge??
12)shri mati kokila parag modi ?ki shudh hindi to shri harivansh rai bacchan? aur unke su putra shri amitabh harrivansh rai bacchan ?se bhi shudh hai
13)and the dressess ?of people chahe kisi ka chotha ??ho ya fir mata ka jagrata ??inki dresses ?aisi hoti hai jaise kisi 5star hotel party mai ya fir shaadi me jaa rahi hai???
14)dresses ?to chodo inke gehne ?offo lagta hai jwellery ka buissness? khola hai
15)gehne? bhi chodo hairstyle ?mujhe ye batao ki aise to inke paas problems se bachne ka bhi tyme ⌚nahi hai par agar hairstyle? kharab ho jaye to hum bhartiya nari nahi ?
16)and at last the typical tum meri beti saman ho..aap meri ma jaisi hai..tu mera jamai nahi mera beta hai..and all now tell me agar bahu ko hi beti banalogi to bahu or beta to bhai behen hue? ..but y will u care khud ke rules banalo ?aur bhagwan? ki philosophy ki dhajiyan udado…ye sabh ekta ma ki den hai??

Credit to: Twinju (Bhavika)

22 comments

  1. Somiya

    Who are you ?????????why are u funny ??????????????
    Truly yaar, itna koi hansata hai kya k saamnay wala hans hans ker let hee jaye ??????? Amazing your sense of humor is awesome! loved it ??????? Ameerzadon ??????? and nicknames! Lol seriously u made me laugh this much ?????????????????

  2. Maya

    I am laughing until my stomach is painful…???????????????????????????????????????????????????No words to say…as i can’t type how hilarious it was while reading what u have written!!????

  3. yaar who ever u r really try as an critic tune tho ekta ki band bajadiya tanu ki drama my gosh she looks with flat stomach in midern dresses but got stomach in bridal dress my gosh tht dressing sense critic is really funny nd ine more thing u forget dr tht evn the very nxt day of their loved ones death they nvr fail to apply lipstick nd kaajal etc etc ur truly damn gud waiting fr ur nxt update

  4. Fatarajo

    I have a request go to an overall award show like ITA awards where all hindi serial people will be there and then in place of Bharti Singh or Manish Paul make this announcement believe me Bharti n Manish will salute u instead man every word is so true every fact was funny never failed me to make me go lol πŸ˜›

  5. Priyaraj

    yeah this person ?has written everyrhing is true. No real life connection only dramabazi, dragging about tanu’s case i agree wid u 100% Till now she should have been exposed n yes no baby bump even after completing 9 months wat a stupid dumb drama ?I n my friends have really begun to hate Indian serials we mostly watch korean series as it has finite number of episodes more realistic n no dragging☺. But in Indian serial I love naagin.watever u hv said? its completely true Just hope the makers read our comment n bring a change in our serials. KKB was a very good serial but now its completely a dumb a*s.

  6. vaishali

    Awesome awesome awesome yaar amazing one I am just laughing more than my stomach paining and the last point was hilarious????????????βœŒβœŒβœŒβœŒβœ‹???????????:-D πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› ?? I always had this doubt just send this to all Hindi directors especially to ekta KAPOOR after seeing this she may get some brains…

  7. Mr.S

    Reading all the comments,I think this is funny.but I can’t enjoy it as I don’t speak or read Hindi.so my kind request is please update the next one in english.

  8. Sasmerra

    Awesome I like the way you express it it’s just sooooo funyy.mera mood today karaab ta isiliye ye muge boath has an a hey.?????????

  9. Abhigya.......

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah?????????this is so true…….????my stomach has started paining now?? Nicknames and memory loss nd jewellery seriously ur sense of humour is amazing…????????????????????????

  10. Hey u forgot that there was a 1 month leap in KB(when pragya got an accident and she came in a modern avtar) so tanu is 13 months pregnant. And coming 2 Yhm everyone has got 3 pairs Raman(shagun ,ishita,nidhi) Ishita(subbu,Raman,Mani)Shagun(Raman,Ashok,manoj)mihika(mihir,Ashok,romi)And coming 2 saathiya gopi and ahem married 4 times. Lol hats off 2 u. U made my stomach roll with laughter

  11. krishnai aka ww

    seriously i didnt understand anything… could u pls translate it to english pls?????

  12. anita

    point 10 you left out chachi aunty madam daravani bhoot sanskari mata pPV2 ye saare bolte hain lol :PPP
    1 track goes on 4-10 months lol soty in pv 2

  13. yashu

    woww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twinju its really true kkb me toh ptanhi kal tannu ka bachha peda hga…. and sahi me chahe ghar me kch bhi ho rha ho lipstic n eyeliner k bina toh heroine shot deti hi nhi…. and that nicknames……. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Lado

    Arre yr had toh ab ho hi gyi hai u r right that kkb mein tanu ka bacha abhi tak paida nhi hua I think voh wait kar rha hai ki kab meri maa ki abhi se shadi hogi aur kab main iss duniya mein aaunga????????????and iss se badi baat toh yeh hai tanu ka abhi tak baby bump bhi nhi aaya voh vaisi ki vaisi hi hai patli si no wait gain etc……seriously this can happen only in Indian TV serial?????

  15. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oooohhhhh soooooooo funny

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