HIIIIII DEAR SWEETIES………….!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN TO ALL !!!!!!!!! AND TODAY I’M VERY SAD AS CNT GO TO MY HOMETOWN TO MY RELATIVES N COUSINS SO DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GONNA WRITE BUT HOPE SOOO IT’S UPTO UR EXPECTATIONS………………… OHHKKKKK LET’S START SOOO GET READY FOR DHAMAAL AND LOT’S OF FUN…………………… OK OK NOW STARTING……………….
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The episode begins with twinkle coming was somewhere and she saw leela also from coming from somewhere and she went to her
T – maa aap yha ho toh yeh ghar me shor kessa aa rha he …….( mom if u r here , then from where the noise is coming )
L – pta nhi puttar , kahi chor toh nhi aa gye……( dnt knw , r there thieves )
T – ptanhi mom , ek kaam karte hein , yha bahar se hockey aur bat le lete he aur chalk dekhte he , abhi toh din hi ho rha he agar koi hoga , toh pehle hum peet denge fir auro ko bhi bula lenge…… ( dnt knw mom , lets take hockeys n bats and go in ,first we’ll beat them up and then if needed we’ll call out everyone…)
L – ha puttar tu sahi keh rhi he , chal chalte he ( yes dear u r right let’s go in )
Both of them take hockey and bat with them and opens the door and are shocked to see the scene ( wait kru yrr telling , sabr ka fal , meetha hota he… )
Yuvi and Kunj were throwing tomatoes on each other……. Whole Taneja mansion was become tomato mansion and then suddenly “ SPASH !!!! “ a tomato on twinkle’s face and she was read from outside b’coz of tomato’s effect and was red from inside b ‘coz of her anger……………
She shout… – YUVI……………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUNJ…………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEH SAB KYA HO RHA tumne ghar ki halat dekhi he ,aesa lag rha he jesse red paint kr diya ho…………….( whats all this going on , look wt u both have done , it’s look like whole house is being painted red )
Y – isme meri koi galti nhi he pehle isne hi shuru kr a ( not my fault he started first )
K – acha , toh ab tu jhoot bhi bolne lag gya , twinkle sab kuch isne shuru kra ( ohh so now u r lieing , tw everything is dopne by him )
Y – tu kitna jhut bolta he badtameez ( u r a such a big lier )and throws a tomato on him…
K – tu ruk tabse phenke jar ha he………. ( u wait , always throwing tomatoes ) and he takes another and throws on him…….
Twinkle keeps on shouting , leela also tries to stop them……………………..
T – koi mujhe btayega , ki yeh jo tum tamataro ka encounter kar rhe ho wo kyo ( will anyone tell me that y u both r encountering these tomatoes )
K – me toh bas yeh keh rha tha ki yuvi se ki tune tw ko kya bekaar naam de rkha he BABYDOLL yeh bhi koi naam he isse acha toh SIYAPPA QUEEN he…………….. ( I was only saying to uv , that u have given such a boring name babydoll to u , siyappa queen is far better than it )
Y – tujhe bht galatfehmiyaan hoti he , aaj kal babydoll is best ( u have many misunderstanding thrse days , babydoll is the best )
K – bas tut oh rehne hi de , jab dekho fekta rehta he , shakal dekhi he apni laal tote jessi toh he ( u leave it , such a big boaster , hav u seen ur face looking like a red parrot )
Y – kya tune mujhe Yuvraj Luthra ko Bandar bola , aur ko tota bola , apni shakal dekhi he , Bandar he Bandar aur tota kabhi lal nhi hota ( what u said me , yuvraj Luthra a parrot , hav u ever seen ur face , u r a monkey and a parrot is never red )
On the other hand twinkle is shocked and boiling with anger that they r fighting over such a useless issue , she goes in the kitchen and takes out some eggs and made a mixture of them in a big bowl and then came back , yunk was busy fighting and tw came and pour that o them……………..
Y – ewwwww , yuk tw , it has such a fowling smell
K – sach mein ( really )
T – par tum dono ko kya farak padta he tumhe apni ladai se fursat mille tabh na , matlan kissi bhi baat par lad lete ho na , kuch bhi ho chahe ( ohh bt y should u care , u r busy in ur silly fights , I mean u always have to fight in everything )
Y – ek toh tere chakkar me hum lad rhe he upar se humme hi sunna rhi he ( b ‘coz of u we were fighting and u r scolding us only )
K – wahi toh aur yeh ande sar me dalne ki kya zarurat thi tu ruk me bhi dalta hu tujh par ( really n wat was the need of these eggs u wait I’ll also spill on u )
Tw runs from there and hids behind leela
Tw – maa in shetano se bach lo ( mom save me from these demons )
L – aree puttar dekh mujhe chod de , me abhi zara saaf hu mujhe ganda nhi hona……!!!!!( listen tw leave me I’m clean now I dnt wnt to b dirty )
Yuvi come with eggs and throws on tw but she bends down taking leela also down and it lands on usha’s face as she , bebe n manohar came……. Yuvi bit his tongue , all r shocked to see them here and even usha is shocked with what hppned )
U – yeh sab kya ho rha he tum logo ka shor bahar taka a rha he , and yuvi yeh kya kiya ( wt’s haapening here , ur noise is coming outside too n yuvi what was this………… )
Y – usha maa wo h me aapne nhi actually tw par feek rha tha par aap aa gye toh glti se….. ( usha mother actually iw as throwing on tw , but it fell o nu )
Bebe – yehh sab ho ky a rha he koi mujhe bhi btayega…. ( wt’s happening will anyone tell me )
Leela tells everything to her
B – ahoy rabba , tum dono sach mein pagal ho ( really u both r mad )
Then kunj comes from behind and threw eggs on tw’s hair and tw turned n one fell on her face…….
T – ewwwww kunj………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( shouts ) and runs after him with tomatoes and throws on him but it fell on manohar and she threw another and it fell on yuvi…….
Yuvi – tw tu ruk ( tw u wait )
and he takes eggs and threw on tw but fell on bebe he buts his tongue and runs as bebe was also running after him with tomatoes and she threw on uv but fell on kunj, kunj takes water and pour it onusha by mistake and tw threw tomatoes on leela by mistake…………….. within half an hour the trio were playing and were drenched as they threw water with stinking smell of eggs and red due toh tomatoes and because of them all the elsers were also dirty abd the whole Taneja mansion turned into TOMATO MANSION ………. And all their neighbours were looking that what was happening out there , and they started knocking at the doors…………..at first no one noticed as they were making soo much noise……………….but then leela noticed and open the door and everyone came inside
woman 1 – yeh sab kya ho rha he leela ji , yeh ghar he kabad khana ………. ( wt’s all this happeing leela ji is this house or garbage area )
woman2 – sahi baat he , jab se kunj aur yuvi aye hein tab to kch na kch ho hi rha he…. Aapna ghar hi dekh lijiye,…… bechaari twinkle , do baar shaadi hui par dono pati aesehi nikle….. ( really true , from the time kunj n yuvi both r together something is happening , look at ur house only n pity tw , got married 2 times but both the husbands r same )
Y – ohhh miss gossip aunty jii , apni limit me rhi ye , uthna hi bole jitna zaruri he…. ( ohhh miss gossip aunty stay in ur limits , speak wt is required )
K – ha aur vesse bhi mujhe lagta he ki yeh ghar leela maa ka he na ki aapka ( n I thnk this house is leela maa’s nt urs )
Y – par aap logo ko tho bas dusro ke gharo me jhankne ki aadat he , khud ka ghar toh dekha jata he nhi kyo sahi keh rha hu na ( but u people have habit to see wt’s happening in other’s house instead of looking at ur own house )
Man1 – bas jabse kunj aya he tab se pta nhi kya kya ho gya , pehle jab tw ki shaadi kunj se hui tab yuvi aya aur ab jab yuvi se hui toh kunj aa gya , tum logo ne shaadi ko samjh kya rkha he ( enough , from the day kunj came here something is happening , 1st when tw married kunj , yuvi came n when tw married yuvi , kunj came , is marriage a joke or wt )
Y – ohhh hooo bhole , dekho toh bol kon rha he jisne khud 5 baar shaadi kri he , budhapa aa gya , magar biwiyan badalna nhi choda , aur aye bde tw par ungli uthane wale ( ohh hoo look at innocent man , look whose saying , the one whose hairs r gone white but didn’t leave the habit of geeting married , himself he’s married 5 times n pointing on twinkle )
Man2 – yeh ladki he kya aaj k zamaane ki drupadi ( is this a girl , or modern drupadi…..
Both kunj pointed fingers towards him and shouted – STAY IN UR LIMITS …………………..
Precap – masti time……………… emotional also !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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