Ragini- I’m going to kill you Kunj !!! Come here !! Come here right now !!!! Let me kick your a*s out of this apartment !! Kunjjjjjjjjjjj !!! How could youuuuuu ???!!!!!!
Kunj-Ragu mata !! Ragu baby !! Ragu baccha !! I love you na !! Sorryyyy yaar !! We need a roommate na chutkii !!
Ragini- You idiot !!!! You made me resign from my job !!!! If I would still been there, we wouldn’t need a roommate !!
Kunj- Obviously I had to make you resign !!!! That a*shole boss of yours asked you out on a date !!
Ragini- Come on Kunj !!!! You could have let me have that !! For the past 3 years !! No one has even flirted with me, let alone asking out on a date !! You nincompoop !!!!! You could have let me handle it na !! You and your overprotective brother instincts !!!!
Kunj – Yaar !! Ab come on !! Don’t be a spoiled sport okay ? It’s like having another member in our crazy family !
Ragini- I didn’t ask for another member in our crazy family !! I don’t want some girl coming in between Twinkle and me or even worse Twinkle and you !
Twinkle- Actuallyy….. Babe ! It’s a guy *nervous laugh*
Their convo was interrupted by the door bell. Ragini glared at Twinj and went and opened the door. As soon as she opened the door and looked at the guy in front of her, her heart stopped beating . She had to live with HIM ? Ohhh gooddddd !! She just walked in without saying a word and looked at Kunj with a ‘I’m going to pull out your intestines and cook them’ look. Kunj gulped and looked at the guy who walked in. His face turned pale and Twinkle immediately got mad at Kunj and looked at him with a ‘what the hell is he doing here’ look. Ragini smiled in a very weird way and turned to HIM. He just smiled genuinely and said-“Heyyy !! You know I missed you sooo much !” Ragini screamed “Mr. Science student ! Kindly shut the f*ck up !” He smiled and said-“No no no Ms.Commerce student !! This is not how you behave ! I’m gonna be your roomie !! Be nice ! But what else can I expect from you commerce students ?” Kunj gulped looking at Twinkle and Ragini’s expressions. Kunj was sure that he could handle Twinkle, but he was worried that Ragini would kill him, especially because of their history.
Ragini- Ya your right ! So, now that it has been made clear that I absolutely despise you ! Kindly get lost !!!!
He- Listen to me Ms.Second Rank ! I didn’t come here to chat with you okay ? I need a place to live !! That’s why I’m here !! So just cooperate !
Ragini- Hello !! You are Mr.Second Rank ! I think we already made that clear during the mid terms !! I know your IQ is lesser than that of a 3 year old ! But get this straight ! I am never going to cooperate !!
Kunj- Raguuuu !! Please baccha !! Calm down !! You know we need a tenant !!
Ragini- But tujhe yeh arrogant, useless , Mr.Second Ranker, useless science student who decided to do BBA and MBA after studying science and doing engineering for a year and who thinks he can compete with me – Ragini and-
He- Get to the point dearie ! We don’t have all day !!
Ragini- Kunj !!! Kick this useless human out right now !!
Kunj- I actually can’t do that-
He- Ragini !!! Oh my god !! Get over yourself and your goddamn ego !
Ragini- Oh please !! It’s your ego that should be hurt !! You are supposed to be a year older and smarter than me but still you couldn’t do better in the mid terms !!
He- Can we get over this topic and can I come in please ?
Ragini- Wah wah ! Look at you acting all innocent and Sanskaari !
He- I don’t need to act , my name itself indicates my Sanskaar !
Ragini- Is that supposed to be a pun Mr.Asanskaari Sanskaar Maheshwari ? (Now I’m pretty sure everyone knew it had to be humara hero ! But for a minute there did anyone think that I was gonna bring Lakshya here ?)
Twinkle – Chup !! Stop fighting both of you !! Just stop being like this !! Okay ? We need to live together and cooperate now !! Okay ?
Sanskaar and Ragini just huffed and looked in opposite directions.
Kunj- Exactly ! See it’s a good thing ! You guys are classmates or college mates or whatever ! You guys met while doing your MBA together and are competing to find out which one of you is smarter because Sanskaar made a comment about how the life of commerce students is easy and they don’t have to work hard. Big whoop !
Twirag- Big whoop ??? What the hell !!!
Twirag then stood on either sides of Kunj and started screaming in his year
Ragini- You blo*dy science students can only comment !! You don’t know how hard it is for us !
Twinkle- You know how hard it is to shift from normal subjects that we learnt upto 10th to accounts and business studies and macro and micro economics ???
Twirag -So, Yes !! IT IS A BIG GODDAMN DEAL !! STOP COMMENTING THAT OUR LIFE ISN’T HARD !
Kunj gulped while Sanskaar sighed and asked them to show him his room. Ragini was just coming to terms with the fact that she had to live with the person whose Facebook profile she would stalk and constantly smack talk his photos and posts. But when she saw Kunj guiding Sanskaar to her room. There was a whole new level of losing it . She flipped out.
Ragini- Kunj !!! That is my room !!!
Kunj- Haan chutki ! I know baba ! But there are 3 rooms and Sanskaar can’t share a room and me and Twinkle can’t share a room either. So, you and Twinkle are going to sleep in her room and your room is going to be Sanskaar’s now.
Ragini- Why can’t he share a room ? Is he Queen Victoria ?
Sanskaar- Aahh …. See Ragini, this is why I was so shocked when I was told that you were the smartest kid in your class. See, I’m a guy not a lady , so I can’t be a queen ! I’m a king !
Ragini- Tumhare case mai toh tum queen bhi ho sakte ho !
Sanskaar- Leave it to you commerce students to be petty !
Ragini- Haan Haan ! Because you are losing the argument you’re trying to escape, haina ?
Twinj- Shut up both of you !! Behave like adults and not five year olds !!
Twinkle- Ragu Jaan, come with me ! And Kunj show Sanskaar around the house !
Ragini gave a dirty look to Sanskaar and he just smiled cheekily in return. She stormed off and sat on Twinkle’s bed pouting like a small kid. A really small statement made by Sanskaar at the beginning of the year, made them enemies for a life time.