Alright guys, warning, lots of caps.
You have been warned.
I repeat, you have been warned, lots of caps, your eyes may hurt. Read at own risk. Also, apologies for lack of RagSan moments in this chapter as well.
“So, um, Twinkle ! My dear best friend ! My Mama Bear ! Let’s be rational about this !”
Ragini spoke in a calm tone and tried acting all cute. Twinkle would be lying if she said it wasn’t working.
“Twinkle ! Put that portable safe down ! Where did you even find it ? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS THING ?”–Kunj pointed at the rectangular object in Twinkle’s hands, obviously alarmed.
“Oh, I found it at Lakshya’s apartment. Thought it might be helpful to hit people.”—Twinkle said in an extremely calm tone.
“WHY WOULD YOU WANNA HIT PEOPLE WITH THAT SAFE ? YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD ‘SAFE’, DON’T YOU ? PLEASE KEEP US SAFE BY KEEPING THAT SAFE AWAY !”—Kunj yelled when he realised that Twinkle was going to end up in jail now, and he had no money to bail her out.
“WHY ARE YOU USING SO MANY SAFEs IN ONE SENTENCE. ITS LIKE SAYING THAT A SHIPPING SHIP IS SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPS THAT CAN BE USED TO SHIP OTHER SHIPS !”—Sanskaar screeched annoyed at the excessive use of the word safe.
“SHIPS ! I KNOW SHIPS ! AND MINE HAS SAILED ! BUT NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT ! MY BEST FRIEND HID THE FACT THAT MY FAVE SHIP SAILED FROM ME, HER BEST FRIEND, DID I MENTION THAT WE ARE BEST FRIENDS ?”—Twinkle yelled as she shoved Sanskaar with the safe still in her hands, almost dropping the safe on his leg in the process.
“YES, YOU DID MENTION THAT YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS ! AND EXCUSE ME BUT I THOUGHT SANKY WAS MY BRO AND HE DIDN’T TELL ME. AND THE PERSON I THOUGHT WAS MY BEST FRIEND DID NOT TELL ME EITHER !”—Kunj stated, annoyed as he snatched the safe from his girlfriend.
“SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND FIRST !”—Twinkle yelled in his face and pulled the safe back and cradled it like a baby.
“THAT DOES NOT MATTER !”—Kunj screamed angrily and pulled the safe back from Twinkle, patting it as if it was a pet.
“IT DOES !”—Twinkle said frowning and pulled the safe back from Kunj’s hands, and glared at him.
“WELL THEN SANKY BECAME MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE HE BECAME YOUR WEIRD BRO/BEST FRIEND ! SO I HAD THE RIGHT TO KNOW BEFORE YOU DID !”— Kunj yelled and pulled the safe back from his girlfriend’s hands, ignoring her weird eye twitch.
“UM, EXCUSE ME, BUT HE IS MY BOYFRIEND SO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW STUFF ABOUT HIM BEFORE BOTH OF YOU !”— Ragini butted in, interrupting the tug of war between the couple.
“YOU OBVIOUSLY KNEW BEFORE US ! BOTH OF YOU HID THE FACT THAT YOU ARE DATING FROM US ! AND FROM YOUR TEXTS, I CAN SEE THAT RAGINI WAS TRYING TO STOP SANKY FROM TELLING US ANYTHING !” — Twinkle and Kunj completed each other’s sentence(s), while screaming like maniacs.
“DON’T BLAME MY GIRLFRIEND ! SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT ME AND YOU GUYS,BECAUSE SHE IS AN AWESOME BEST FRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/ HUMAN !”— Sanskaar said rather screamed defending his girlfriend, because his protective boyfriend instincts had been triggered.
“Awww…. Sanky, that’s so —”
Ragini’s sentence was cut off because her best friend yelled out orders.
“OH NO YOU DON’T YOUNG LADY ! BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED !”
“YOU CAN’T GROUND US ! WE ARE ADULTS !” —Sanskaar and Ragini yelled in unison while
“DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE ? NO, I DO NOT. YOU BOTH ARE GROUNDED !” — Twinkle stated in a matter of fact way.
“HEY ! ITS NOT OUR FAULT ! WE WERE JUST TRYING TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU, IN A REALLY NICE ORDERLY MANNER !”— Sanskaar and Ragini now proved that they were a telepathic couple like Twinj, by completing each other’s sentence(s).
“AND CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WALKING AROUND WITH THAT SAFE IN YOUR HAND ! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE A THIEF AND YOU’VE JUST STOLEN IT OR SOMETHING !”—Kunj let out a sigh and screamed, because his girlfriend was approaching him and fear took over him as he realised that she might end up throwing the safe on one of them.
” THATS BECAUSE SHE IS A THIEF AND SHE STOLE IT FROM LAKSHYA ! THANK GOD I RAN FOR MY LIFE ! I’M PRETTY SURE SHE WOULD HAVE DAMAGED MY BEAUTIFUL FACE BY THROWING THAT SAFE AT ME !”—Sanskaar screeched in an over dramatic manner and caressed his face before using his finger pistols as a weapon to protect himself.
” FIRST OF ALL ! YOU’RE FACE IS NOWHERE NEAR BEAUTIFUL ! SECOND OF ALL ! I WOULDN’T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY BROTHER IN LAW/ADOPTED SON IN LAW !”—Twinkle screamed in annoyance, because she felt like
“OH MY GOD ! CAN YOU GUYS STOP YELLING ? IT’S SO FREAKING ANNOYING !”—Lakshya entered their apartment, adding an extra element of drama in the chaos.
“YOU’RE YELLING TOO,YOU KNOW !”—The four best friends screamed in unison, while Lakshya yelped and stepped back, trying to shield himself with his hands.
“Geez,Alright ! And Twinkle, give me my safe. Why the hell would you want to hit people with that ? It’s not that effective ! Trust me I’ve tried ! Frying pans are the best ! I have a few extra at home. I can lend them to you.”—He approached Twinkle and made an offer she couldn’t refuse so that she doesn’t kill him.
“Whose side are you on, bruh ? You want us to die ?”—Ragini stated in an irritated, bored manner.
“UM, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING BITTER BECAUSE YOU JUST REJECTED ME !”—Lakshya yelled as he pouted like a child and pointed his finger at Ragini as if he was a snitch, who was telling her off to a teacher.
“AW, HELL NO ! YOU BROKE MY HEART MANY TIMES POTTYFACE ! YOU’RE LUCKY I HAVEN’T DROPPED THIS SAFE ON YOUR FOOT YET ! I’M A KIND SOUL AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO LIMP AROUND !” —Ragini yelled while she flailed her arms around, completely forgetting the fact that the safe was quite heavy.
“WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO HIM ? STOP IT ! SANKY IS YOU’RE BOYFRIEND !”—Twinkle yelled annoyed as she patted Sanskaar’s head like he was a four year old.
“WOW ! IS THIS HOW YOU PAY ME BACK FOR SUGGESTING THE MOST AMAZING WEAPON EVER ? BY BEING MEAN TO ME AND ASKING MY BEST FRIEND TO BE MEAN TO ME ?”—Lakshya placed his hand on his chest and fake sniffled.
“OH HELL NO ! SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND OKAY ! I WAS VERY JEALOUS WHEN SANKY CAME ALONG BECAUSE I WAS HER GUY BEST FRIEND AND I HAD TO SHARE THAT TITLE WITH SANKY ! BUT NOW THAT HE IS HER BOYFRIEND, I AM HER ONLY GUY BEST FRIEND ! YOU HEAR ME ? STOP STEALING MY BEST FRIEND !”—Kunj said as he tried poking holes into Lakshya’s body with his laser vision.
“MY GIRLFRIEND CAN HAVE AS MANY GUY BEST FRIENDS AS SHE WANTS MAN !”—Sanskaar stated, clearly offended.
“UM, THANK YOU FOR THAT, BUT I AM STILL BITTER, YOU STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ! AND KUNJ, RAGINI IS STILL MY BEST FRIEND ! I WAS HER FIRST GUY BEST FRIEND AND SHE WILL ALWAYS CARE ABOUT ME MORE THAN SHE CARES ABOUT YOU ! YOU ARE JUST HER BEST FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND !”—Lakshya said and
“FIGHT ME BOI !”—Kunj said as he jumped from behind the sofa, trying to kick Lakshya, but missed and landed on his butt.
“HOLD MY SAFE !” —Twinkle screamed and gave the safe back to Ragini.
” THATS MY SAFE NOT YOURS !”
“NOT ANYMORE BOI !”
“YOU BETTER RUN !”—RagSan said to Lakshya, and he followed their cue and started running, while both of them just left the room in order to protect themselves.
“HUH ! I WAS JUST STATING FACTS ! RAGINI PROBABLY DOESN’T EVEN CONSIDER YOU GUYS HER BEST FRIENDS !”—Lakshya said while he ran in circles around their apartment, while Twinkle was throwing all sorts of things at him, and luckily she missed or she would have been jailed for murder, while Kunj kept trying to do his flying kick move.
” NO ! WE ARE HER BEST FRIENDS ! SHUT UP POTTYFACE !”—Twinkle and Kunj yelled in unison.
” WELL, THEN WHY DIDN’T SHE TELL YOU GUYS THAT SHE WAS DATING SANSKAAR ?”—Kunj finally succeeded and tackled Lakshya, and sat on his back, while Twinkle decided to be a little less violent and emptied the box that contained flour on Lakshya’s head.
” THATS BECAUSE OF MANY REASONS. WE WOULD BE ALL UP IN THEIR FACE AND WE mWOULD BE REALLY AWKWARD. SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO ENSURE THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP AS BEST FRIENDS DOES NOT GET AFFECTED. BECAUSE SHE CARES. BOTH OF THEM CARE.”—The couple said and huffed.
” Why were you guys so mad at them, then ?”—Lakshya spoke, rather tried to speak, because his cheek was in contact with the floor and there was flour all over his face and a little flour entered his mouth as well.
Twinkle and Kunj finally let go of him when he asked them that question. Lakshya gave them a smirk which just annoyed Twinkle.
” Did you just throw a stale banana at me ?” —Twinkle just looked away, trying to act innocent, when Lakshya asked her that question.
“Why do I even try ?*sigh* I shall leave now. I need to keep my safe, safe.”—Lakshya said and picked up his portable safe which had been lying abandoned on the floor.
” Yes. Leave. And I need to continue to ship my ship.”—Twinkle said in a sassy manner and walked away after flipping her hair.
Lakshya walked out of the apartment while cradling his safe, with a wide smile on his face, ignoring Aditi and Vivaan who had witnessed the chaos. Vivaan and Aditi soon recovered from the shock and went to find the couple who was going to be organising their wedding.