Sense of humour !!

Hey evry1 hw did u like dis one !!
Pls tell me !!
Guys I m doing dis all to give a happy mind !! If I hurted any1 wid did then sincerely sorry !!

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EDUCATION RELATED SONGS ???

School ? ;- Yee Galiya ye Chaubaara Yaha Aana na Dobaara…

Tution ;- Idhar Chala? Mein Udhar Chala…????

Maths ;- Ajeeb Dastaan Hee Yee Kaha Shuru Kaha Khataam…???

Sciense ;- Aa Khushi ? se Khud Khushi ? Karle…

Geography :- Musafir hu Yaaro ??? na ??? he naa Thikaana…

Economicse ;- Q Paisa,?Paisa ?Karti hai tu ,Q Paiso ? pe tu Marti he…???

Exam :- Mujhe Neend ? na Aaye.., Mujhe Chain na Aaye..???

Result ;- Jiya ❤❤❤ Dhadak,Dhadak Jaaye…

Paas ;- Aaj me ?? Upar..?? Aasa man ??Niche..

Fail :- Jag Suna Suna Lage ???????

Terrible English by PT sir: ??

1) There is no wind in the football.. ?
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. ?
3) You rotate the ground 4 times.. ?
4) You go and understand the tree. ??
5) I’ll give you clap on ur cheeks.. ?
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. ??
7) Close the window airforce is coming. ?
8) I have two daughters and both are girls.. ??
9) Stand in a straight circle.. ?
10) Don’t stand in front of my back ???
11) Why Haircut not cut..? ??
12) Don’t make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor ???
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? ?
14) You talking bad habit ?
15) Give me a red pen of any colour. ??
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink? ??
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. ?
18) Both of u stand together separately. ??
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!! ?????….
Dont laugh alone pass it….???????

4G wali ladki auto me ja rhi thi

Ladki : ruko bhaiya apka meter to bahut fast chl rha h, kuch to gadbad hai

Autowala : madam gadbad nhi 4G hai
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Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi.
Father: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili

Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui
FACEBOOK par hum dost bane
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..

Father : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on..

engineering student had a crush on his classmate.
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But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the HOD if he ever bothered her again. ???
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And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.

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Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and

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” I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me.”

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the boy never approached the girl again.

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MORAL: engineers boys never open their book!

Dont laugh alone, pass it on…..???????? ??apa – ☺ Whom u like more
Muma or Papa..??

Kid – ? Both

Papa – ? No tell me 1..?

Kid – ? Both

Papa – ? If i go to America &
Your Mother go to Paris
Where will u go.?

Kid – ? Paris..

Papa – ? It Means You Like
Your Mother..?

Kid – ? No, Because Paris is
Beautiful than America..

Papa – ? If i go to Paris &
Your Mother goes to America
so Where will you go.??

Kid – ? America..

Papa – ? Why.?

Kid – ? Paris to Ghum Aaye
Na Papa.

Papa – ? Jaa bey
Maa key Chamche ? Jaa
School Jaa…
Dedicated to all mom????

Credit to: Mansi(Mandy)

15 comments

  1. Sahima

    Ohh. It was very nice mansy. It was so comedy. The songs part was the best ???☺☺?????. I can’t stop laughing. Hahaha!!!!

  2. wellwisher (ww) ragna fan

    the english part i enjoyed……..
    could pls translate it english also pls………………..

  3. manha

    wow. mansi i didn’t knew this side of urs yaar. it was superb. n yaar plzzz engineers itne bhi bure nahi hai yaar. exam pe toh buk kholte hi hai. lol. everything was superb. u don’t need to say sorry dear. yes whenever we feel low we can see this n enjoy laughing. n next time post some ROFL jokes. so that i keep on laughing. thank u my dear.

  4. nisha

    hey mansi dear very much laughing by reading this all thanks dear for making is laugh so much

    luv u dear

    keep smiing

    Once a friend always a friend

    hey how r u dear its been a long time meeting

  5. Shelly

    My stomach is still paining out of laughter and the best one was of engineers. Actually my friend wants to be engineer na now I would tease him all the time. Thank you so much for sharing these wonderful jokes ! Love you !!

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