Rahul Gandhi — part 1

Rahul Special : ???
Rahul Gandhi – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” ???????? ??????????????
Modi – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi – I can eat 6 apples.
Modi – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay – I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi – Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! ????????
Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi – When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.
Rahul Gandhi – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk – ??
First time in the history it has happened….!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ….
agar horizontally half karo to ”0” or vertically karo to ”3”
? Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!
Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi – What should we do now?
Kejriwal – We’ll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?
Rahul Gandhi: Let’s go for movie.
Kejriwal : I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you’re sick.?????
Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
Kejriwal : I have more Fans than You..
Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.?
It’s new in market forward it?


Hey guys !! Was it hilarious ??

Credit to: Mansi(Mandy)


  1. Aparna

    Really awesome. I burst into laughter & my mummy asked what’s the matter i showed her & she started laughing. It’s really funny.

  2. Hareem

    Heyyyyyy Mansi…really such humorous jokes…Loved it dear…they r awesome..

    Where’s ur story …2SKL part 3..waiting eagerly for it..update sOOn..

    Keep smiling alwayZz…nd thank u my sweeeeeeeeeet frnd for making us laugh..

    Love u lOoadZz?

  3. nisha

    hey mansi it is awesome dear how r u meri jaan. Love u soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much and miss u a lot dear. I love these jokes dear. hey how manu how r u dear. Now a days its cool talking to manu naa . For sure somehow chords of hearts connect and we don’t get to know how when why and what , we became friends of hearts . and we doesn’t even get any idea about that.
    hey u know what I am very happy dear you live ur heart in 2skl well the secret is closed by me . I want to read manu story by heart and I know each and every line u came up with straight come up with ur heart . hey one suggestion I don’t know mann is reading friendly or not. but I don;t care he cry or he laugh make him read this dear. He get to know that how much love connection is strong in two hearts manu. Love u mansi . It is really important for him to know also what your heart says meri jaan. Sure dear. If I get the chance then surely came to (n) your place dear.and surely will meet you well its such a beautiful place and its a pleasure to came there. and yeah for sure if I came then I will meet you anyhow .hey one more thing I didn;t tell anyone that what age is mine but somewhere I know whats your age don;t tell anyone but my age is similar to ur age . yes its true . Love u by heart dear meri jaan.
    Keep smiling always
    Once a friend always a friend.

  4. Devga

    Wow superb jokes …. Really awesome … Hi nisha hw r u ? …. Wer is ur update ?? Ok if u r bsy no probs …. Bye dr

  5. krishna

    Totally funny …i am laughing like hell i am gonna copy this and send it to my friends let them also enjoy and advance happy new year mandy……….

  6. Thena

    Hey Mandy dear, ofcourse hilarious, it was. awesome job. thanks a lot fr making me laugh like hell aftr the full day class. πŸ˜€ I read ur msg thr n nope dear, am nt furious bt i thot u stopped reading my stuff. thanks fr those sweet words yaar. am good n i didnt watch those movies yet. hw r u yaar? once again thanks dear fr tis terrific job πŸ˜€

  7. Mandy

    OMG!!! I am laughing hard now!!
    This is amazing!!. Soo. Cool!! Where did you get these??


    Happy New Year In Advance!! I commented to u ur comment in my page…check it soon!!
    Love you loads!!

  8. haya

    Funny funny really funny….
    Laughing like hell
    Yaar awesome, fantabulous…..what to say…..thank you so much…..

  9. Anu

    Ha ha ha…my stomach is aching..l’m still laughing…LOL.lol..ROFL…Damn good, l should say…keep it up & make ppl happy like dis..May God bless u & advance HAPPY NEW YEAR,,,,take care …nd a big THNX 4 dis

  10. chinni

    wow mansi dr,really i’m laughing while reading it,my frnds asked r u gone mad why r u laughing yaar den i ask dem to read dey also enjoyed nd we got relief from our studies tension nd hw r u dr???

  11. nisha

    hey chinni, dear love u sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuch. Hey laxmi dear how ru , Happy new year to u too dear. hey devga richa dear love u all sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to all my derieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. hey tasnim , mansi, manha ,laxmi, hareem, haya, mandy, thena, roma, where are u roma I cannot find u anywhere. dear love u miss u hey dvga dear here agent nisha reporting dera somehow run for sometime from there to meet u all love u sosooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. hey zara dear love u loads naty where are u , love u so much. mansi meri jaan. a last time but yes , for sure heart se.

    Happy new year deareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees love u all so much and miss u all by heart.

  12. Lakshmi

    Rock this coming new year just as how rocking you are.Wish u and ur family a very Happy New Year mansi.
    Happy New Year to everyone here.

  13. Lakshmi

    Wishing u a year that is filled with all fragrance of roses,illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet.Hope this year will be the year when all ur dreams come true.Happy New Year nishaaaaa.love u nisha n keep smiling …

  14. manha

    sorry mansi dear i’m late . but u r awesome. this was just mindblowing. oh god rahul ko toh tumne 10 saal bachaa banaa diya. i’m not able to control my laugh now. i wish i could hav seen it early. but no prblm i’m here now.

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