raglak ff : HUM TUM

HELLO GUYS HERE I AM WITH THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS FF

NEWS HEADLINES………….
WRITER LAKSH MAHESHWARI’S FIRST BOOK ‘HUM TUM’ HAS RELEASED. IT HAS SOLD OUT OVER A MILLION COPIES IN ITS FIRST WEEK OF RELEASE.ITS FIRST EDITION HAS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT AND NOW ITS SECOND EDITION IS GOING TO COME IN THE MARKETS TODAY
HIS FIRST INTERVIEW AS A WRITER IS SCHEDULED FOR TODAY.HE WILL MEET THE PRESS REPORTERS IN AN HOUR.
X-X-X-X
IN A CONFERENCE HALL IN THE OFFICE OF XYZ NEWSPAPERS……
A MAN IS SHOWN WEARING A BROWN SUIT AND SPECTACLES IS SITTING IN FRONT OF REPORTERS
R1:WHY DID U TURN INTO A WRITER FROM A CARTOONIST?
MAN:FIRST I TRIED FROM MY CARTOONS AND NOW FROM MY BOOKS, I THINK THAT NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND WOMEN BETTER
R2:so did u finally understand them?
Man:it will take me atleast 2 or 3 books more to understand them fully
Everyone laughs……

R3:will u always write about women?
Man:do u have any other interesting and better topic
R4:u can make as much fun of women as u can but I think that in this book of yours only your story is hidden
Man:listen madam,if love is successful then there is no need to talk about it but if it is not then it is irrelevant to talk about it. There is no gain actually.
R5:what if love is incomplete?
Man:true love can never be incomplete. It will be completed one day because this life is very long
R6:and in your life there must be many girls whom u might have loved
Man: love was one only but it came into my life again and again.
FLASHBACK…………
A GIRL WEARING A WHITE SHIRT,BLUE JEANS AND A RED JACKET WITH SPECTACLES ON HER NOSE IS SHOWN.HER HAIR IS STRAIGHT BLACK AND SHORT. A LADY OF MID AGE WEARING A PROPER PUNJABI STYLE SUIT AND HER THICK LONG BLACK HAIR DONE IN A BRAID IS ROTATING AN AARTI THAL IN FRONT OF HER CHANTING SOMETHING INAUDIBLE
THE GIRL IS GETTING IMPATIENT AND MAKING FACES
GIRL:MUMMA

LADY:QUIET
GIRL:MUMMA ITS DONE NAA AM ALREADY GETTING LATE
LADY:RAGINI WHY ARE U EATING MY BRAIN HAVE SOME PATIENCE.MY DAUGHTER IS GOING ABROAD .IN OUR FAMILY U KNOW IT IS SUCH A BIG THING AS NOBODY HAS GONE ABROAD TO STUDY
RAGINI CHUCKLES AND THE LADY STARTS SMILING
JANKI:AND LISTEN I HAVE PUTS LOTS OF THINGS FOR U TO EAT.DO NOT EAT ANYTHING FROM OUTSIDE……..MATHI ACHAR JALEBI SAMOSE AND YOUR FAVOURITE ALOO PARANTHA. EAT ALMAOND EVERYDAY. YOU NEED YOUR BRAIN TO WORK FASTER.
RAGINI: MUMMA I WILL MISS U
JANKI:I WILL MISS U TOO
THEY HUG EACH OTHER CRYINGLY
JANKI:CHAL PAGAL MADE ME ALSO CRY.TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BETA.
LITTLE AWAY FROM THEM A LADY IS STANDING IMPATIENTLY LOOKING AT THE CLOCK EVERY NOW AND THEN AND MUMBLING
A BOY RUNS TOWARDS HER……
BOY:HEY GORGEOUS
LADY:LAKSH WHERE WERE U?
LAKSH:MOM I HAD FORGOTTEN SOMETHING IN THE CAR SO HAD GONE TO TAKE IT
AP (SHOWING CAR KEYS): I KNOW WHAT HAD U FORGOTTEN
LAKSH:MOM…..
AP:NO NEED TO EVEN TELL ME WHICH GIRL IT WAS THIS TIME
LAKSH:ARRE MOM…
A BOY OF SAME AGE AS THAT OF LAKSH CAME RUNNING
BOY:HEY LUCKY…
L:SANSKAR U ARE SO DAMN EARLY
S:SORRY ACTUALLY I WAS HELD UP SOMEWHERE……..WHWN IS YOUR FLIGHT?
L:AM JUST LEAVING
SUDDENLY AP’S PHONE STARTS RINGING AND SHE LEAVES FROM THERE TO ATTEND THE CALL
AP:HELLO…….YES ACHHA OK WAIT…….LAKSH PHONE FOR U
L:YES MOM, HELLO…..HEY DAD WHATSUP.YA I AM JUST GOING. I WAS THINKINGTHAT THESE VACATIONS WHY DON’T U SPEND THEM WITH ME IN NEW YORK……YES I WILL SURELY WAIT………..THEN BYE .
AP:DONE TALKING TO HIM?
L:YES MOM AND U COULD HAVE SAID IT SMILINGLY
AP:U KNOW HOW IT IS……..LEAVE IT. I WILL MISS U SON
L:YES MOM,I WILL MISS U TOOO. ATLEAST U ARE NOT LIKE HER.
AP:WHO?
L:THE WOMEN STANDING BEHIND U
AP TURNS AND SEES JANKI AND RAGINI WHO WERE INDULGED IN CUTE MOTHER DAUGHTER FIGHT………….
R:MOM BAS NAA AM ALREADY GETTING LATE.
J:LAADO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND CALL ME EVERYDAY.
R:YES MOM
RAGINI GIVES A FLEETING HUG TO JANKI AND RUNS AWAY
J:LAADO APNI JEANS UPAR KAR……..

THE TRIO ARE LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY LISTENING TO THEIR TALKS
S:LUCKY ITS GOOD THAT KAVYA IS THERE SHE WILL TAKE CARE OF U
L:DON’T TAKE HER NAME YAAR.. SHE IS A PAIN IN THE a*s
AP:LAKSH I TOLD U NOT TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN LIKE THAT. LEARN TO RESPECT THEM
L:YES MOM,I AM GETTING LATE. BYE
AND HE RUNS OFF TOWARDS HIS PLANE
AP:SANSKAR HE WILL BE ALRIGHT NAA
S:U ARE WORRIED FOR HIM .I AM WORRIED FOR THE LADIES OVER THERE
ON THE PLANE………..
LUCKY COMES TOWARDS HIS SEAT AND SEES A GIRL SITTING ON THE SEAT ADJACENT TO IT(SHE IS RAGINI).HE SMILES AT HER BUT SHE IGNORES HIM.
HE SITS DOWN
LAKSH’S POV
“LUCKY NOW DON’T SAY HI RIGHTAWAYNWAIT FOR SOME TIME.WAISE BHI SHE MUST BE LOOKING AT U ONLY”
LAKSH LOOKS TOWARDS HER AND FINDS HER LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW
——-AFTER 3 HOURS———-
RAGINI IS READING A MAGAZINE AND LISTENING TO SONGS WHEREAS LAKSH IS MAKING SOME DRAWINGS ON HIS SCRAP BOOK
LAKSH’S POV
“ITS BEEN 3 HOURS AND WE HAVEN’T TALKED TO EACH OTHER.NOW ITS LATE TO EVEN SAY A HI.NO PROBLEM I WILL START FIRST SHE MUST BE THINKING THAT HOW WILL SHE START A CONVERSATION WITH ME.I WILL HELP HER AND INTRODUCE MYSELF”
L:HEL……
R:EXCUSE ME, CAN U PLZ PASS ME THAT MAGAZINE
L:YES SURE…
HE GIVES HER THE MAGAZINE AND THINKS-“HO GAYA KAAM”
L:WAISE WE HAVE BEEN SITTING JUST 2 INCHES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER FOR 3 HOURS AND WE DON’T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER’S NAMES.
R:THEN WHY DIDN’T U SAY IT BEFORE……..RAGINI…….RAGINI GADODIA
L:BOND……JAMES BOND….
R:??????
L:SORRY….I AM LAKSH MAHESHWARI BUT U CAN CALL ME LUCKY
THEY SHAKE HANDS AND SUDDENLY THERE IS SOME DISTURBANCE IN THE PLANE…
L:I THINK THIS MEETING IS GOING TO BE REALLY INTERESTING
A WAITRESS COMES
W:SIR WOULD U LIKE ANYTHING TO DRINK?
L (TO R):U LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO DRINKS TEA…A CUP OF TEA FOR THE LADY
R:I WILL HAVE COFFEE….WITH VERY LESS SUGAR ….BROWN SUGAR AND ABOUT 2 TEASPOONS OF MILK THANK U SO MUCH
L:SO U DRINK TEA…U KNOW WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS DRINK TEA
R:MY MOTHER DRINKS TEA

L:YAAA THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING MOTHERS,DADIS,NANIS DRINK TEA….GIRLS LIKE U DRINK COFFEE.MODERN GIRLS DRINK COFFEE. I LIKE MODERN GIRLS(MEANWHILE RAGINI PLACES HER HEAD ON THE HEAD REST AND CLOSES HER EYES)I LIKE MODERN GIRLS…
LUCKY LOOKS TOWARDS HER AND FINDS HER SLEEPING…
——-AFTER AN HOUR——–
THEY GET OFF THE PLANE AND ARE WALKING IN THE CORRIDOR AND LUCKY RUNS TO RAGINI
L:HI
R:HI
L:OUR NEXT FLIGHT TO NEW YORK IS AFTER 6 HOURS AND WE WILL GET BORED OF WAITING THEN WHY DON’T WE GO AND SEE AMSTERDAM..WAISE BHI U HAVE VISA I SAW IT IN YOUR PASSPORT
R:WHAT????U OPENED MY BAG
L:YAA I WAS GETTING BORED AND I SAW UR BAG KEPT IN FRONT SO I OPENED IT…I AM SORRY
R:I CAN’T BELIEVE U OPENED MY BAG
L:I SAID SORRY NAA…..ARRE OO WHERE ARE U GOING
R:I THOUGHT THAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE AMSTERDAM TOGETHER…
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RAGLAK ARE SITTING IN THE BUS
L:I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR STORY?
R:WHAT STORY?
L:WE ALL HAVE A STORY THEN WE MEET OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN THEIR STORY BECOMES OUR STORY.SEE WE WILL SPEND MUCH OF OUR TIME WITH EACH OTHER AND THEN IN NEW YORK ALSO WE WILL MEET…..
R:AISA BHI TOH HO SAKTA H THAT WE SAY BYE HERE ONLY AND THEN NEVER MEET EACH OTHER.
L:CORRECT…BUT HOWEVER BIG OR SMALL IT IS WE WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A STORY..
——-XXXXXXX———-
R:LAKSH WE ARE HERE AND AE HAVE TO…..
LAKSH LIT A CIGARETTE..
R:WHY DO U PEOPLE DRINK CIGARETTE???
L:DRINK IT THEN ONLY WILL U UNDERSTAND WHY DO WE DO THIS.ITS HEAVEN
R:GIVE IT TO ME..
LAKSH GIVES THE CIGARETTE TO RAGINI…..SHE TRIES TO DRINK IT AND THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS COUGHING
R:WHU DO U PEOPLE SMOKE?
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RAGLAK ARE WALKING NEAR THE COUNTRYSIDE.LAKSH IS WALKING IN FRONT
R:AND I THOUGHT THAT WE ARE SEEING AMSTERDAM TOGETHER
L:WE ARE….
R:WHY DO U BOYS ALWAYS WALK AHEAD OF US
L:EVEN I CAN SAY THAT WHY U GIRLS ALWAYS WALK BEHIND US
L:WE WALK AHEAD OF U SO THAT WE CAN SHOW U THE WAY
LAKSH SUDDENLY TRIPS ON THE STONE AND FALLS DOWN.RAGINI STARTS LAUGHING.SHE GIVES HER HAND TO HIM.
R:AND WE WALK BEHIND SO THAT WE CAN SUPPORT U…
—–XXXXX—–
R:MUSEUM….
L:NO NO NO RAGINI….WE DECIDED THAT WE WILL NOT GO TO ANY BORING PLACES SUCH AS MUSEUM
R:EXCUSE ME YE HAMNE KAB DECIDE KIA
AND RAGINI STARTS WALKING TOWARD THE MUSEUM
L:RAGINI YAAR THIS PLACE IS FOR KIDS OLDIES AND SCHOOL TEACHERS YAAR.OK THEN U WANT TO GO THEN GO ALONE
RAGINI TURNS AND SEES LAKSH WALKING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION
R:U ARE GOING???LEAVING ME ALONE IN THIS STRANGE CITY.HOW WILL I MANAGE?HOW WILL I REACH THE AIRPORT?
L:FINEEEE
R:FINE I WILL GO
L:OK U GO YOUR WAY AND I WILL FOLLOW U….
RAGIN I SMIRKS AND WALKS TOWARDS THE MUSEUM
——XXXXXX——–
RAGLAK WALKING OUT OF THE MUSEUM
LAKSH SEES A YOUNG LADY AND KEEPS STARING AT HER
R:GODDDD
L:WHAT?
R:WHY WERE U WATCHING THAT LADY LIKE THAT.DOES YOUR EYES HAVE AN X RAY MACHINE THAT U COULD SEE WHATS THERE INSIDE HER CLOTHES???
L:I WISH…
RAGINI MAKES A DISGUSTED FACE
R:SICK….U GUYS ARE JUST SICK
L:WHAT WHY ARE U BEHAVING LIKE THAT
R:I AM THANKFUL THAT ALL GUYS ARE NOT LIKE U
LAKSH STARTS LAUGHING

L:SERIOUSLY….U THINK SOO?
R:SO U THINK THAT ALL GUYS JUST WANT ONE THING FROM GIRLS???
L:YES EXACTLY
R:WHAT IF THEY DON’T GET IT?
L:THEN WE LIE….
R:LIE……WHAT LIE WILL U TELL?
L:IF A GIRLS WILL LOOK AT ME I WILL SAY THAT SHE SAID HI TO ME,IF SHE SAYS HI I WILL SAY THAT SHE GAVE ME HER PHONE NO.,IF SHE DOES THAT THAT I WILL SAY THAT WE WENT ON A DATE,WHEN WE WENT THEN I WILL SAY THAT SHE HELD MY HAND,IF SHE DOES SO THEN I WILL SAY THAT SHE KISSED ME AND IF SHE KISSED ME THEN I WILL SAY…….DOT DOT DOT U KNOW WHAT
R:WHAT WILL U SAY ABOUT THIS MEETING?
L:WHAT WILL I SAY? I WAS TALKING IN GENERAL
R:U GUYS ARE SICK…….JUST SICK
AND RAGINI WALKS OFFF
L:WHAT THE HELL YAAR WHY DOES SHE TAKE EVERYTHING ON HERSELF…?
Laksh:Ladki kyon na jane kyon ladko si nahi hoti

(Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai)
Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Ladki kyon na jane kyon ladko si nahi hoti

Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Ladki kyon na jane kyon ladko si nahi hoti

Pyar usse bhi hai magar shuruwat tumhi se chahe
Khudh me ulji ulji hai par balo ko suljaye

I mean you’re all the same yaar
Hum achche dost hai par uss nazar se tumko dekha nahi
Woh sab to teek hai par uss bare me maine socha nahi

Sab se alag hai tum ye keh ke paas tumhare aaye
Aur kuch din me tum me alag sa kuch bhi na usko paiye

Uff ye kaisi shirt pehnte ho
Ye kaise bal katate ho
Ghadi tez chalate ho
Tum jaldi me kyo khate ho
Give me a break

Tumhe badalne ko paas woh aati hai
Tumhe mitane ko chal bichati hai
Bato bato me tumhe fasathi hai
Pehle hasati hai phir bada rulati hai
Ladki kyon na jane kyon ladko si nahi hoti – 2

RAGINI:Eh itna hi khudh se khush ho to piche kyon aate ho
Phul kabhi to hazar thofe akhir kyon late ho

Apna naam nahi bataya aapne
Coffee pine chalenge
Mai aapko ghar chod du
Phir kab milenge

Bikhra bikhra be matlab sa tuta phuta jina
Aur kehte ho alag se hai hum tan ke apna sina

Bhiga tolya kahi farsh pe
Toothpaste ka dakhan kahi
Kal ke mauze ulat ke pehne
Waqt ka kuch bhi hosh nahi

Jine ka tumko dang sikhlati hai
Tumhe janwar se insan banati hai
Uske bina ek pal rehna sakhoge tum
Usko pata hai ye keh na sakhoge tum
Iss liye ladkiya ladko si nahi hoti – 2

LAKSH:Jane kaun kaun se din woh tumkoyad dilaye
Pyar ko chahe bhul bhi jaye
Tarike na bhulaye
First march ko nazar milayi
Char april ko mai milne aayi
Ikis may ko tumne chuwa tha
Chhe june mujhe kuch hua tha

RAGINI:Ladko ka kya hai kissi bhi mor pe woh mur jaye
Abhi kissi ke hai abhi kissi aur se woh jud jaye

Tumhare mummy daddy ghar par nahi hai
Great mai aa jau?
Tumhari friend akeli ghar ja rahi hai
Bechari mai chod aau
Uff

LAKSH:Ek ha kehne ko kitna dehlati hai
Thak jate hai hum woh ji behlati hai

RAGINI:Woh sharmati hai kabhi chupati hai
Ladki jo ha kehde usse nibhati hai
Iss liye ladkiya ladko si nahi hoti – 2

Na na na
Iss liye ladkiya ladko si nahi hoti
LAKSH:Ladki kyon oh god
RAGINI:Iss liye ladkiya ladko si nahi hoti
LAKSH: Na na na na oh god shut up
Alright alright iss me jagadne ki kya baat hai yaar
RAGINI:Pehle pehle baware jaise aas paas mand rai
LAKSH:Arre but i
RAGINI:Phir busy hu kehkar tumko woh tarkai
LAKSH:Come on rhea
RAGINI:Samjha karo darling aaj bohat kaam
LAKSH:Arre meri bhi to suno
RAGINI:Door hua to kya dil me tumhara naam hai
LAKSH:Oh wow
RAGINI:Jiss chehre par marte hai woh boring ho jaye
LAKSH:I’m not listening to you
RAGINI: Kuch hi din me nazre inki idhar udhar mand rai
LAKSH:I’m not listening to you
RAGINI:Sirf pyar se zindgi nahi chalti
LAKSH:Ok i’m not with her
RAGINI:Tum interior decoration ka course kyon nahi karti
LAKSH:OK THAT’S IT
LAKSH THEN KISSES RAGINI .RAGINI IS SHOCKED AND EMBARRASSED AND LAKSH ACTS LIKE A COOL DUDE.SHE GOES TOWARDS HIM AND SLAPS HIM REALLY HARD.
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ON THE PLANE RAGLAK SIT ON DIFFERENT SEATS.RAGINI IS RED IN ANGER AND LAKSH IS FULL OF GUILT.
AT THE AIRPORT
L:RAGINI HEY LISTEN WAIT NAA
R: NOW WHAT
L:I KISSED U AND U SLAPPED ME SO HISAAB BARABAR NOW
R:NO LAKSH ITS NOT OVER NOW U LISTEN U WERE SAYING NAA WE HAVE A STORY ???WE HAVE NO STORY ALL THAT WE HAVE IS THE END DID U HEAR WHAT I SAID…..THE END
RAGINI WALKS OFF IN ANGER
L:NO RAGINI ITS NOT THE END WE WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A STORY BECAUSE OUR LIFE IS TOO LONG
EPISODE ENDS
SO GUYS TELL ME HOW IT IS????I TOOK RAGLAK IN THIS FF BECAUSE I FELT THAT THEY WILL SUIT THESE ROLES BEST
TELL ME YOUR VIEWS ABOUT IT IN YOUR VALUABLE COMMENTS

13 comments

  1. SRSL

    |Registered Member

    Hey isn’t this the movie him tum starring Saif Ali khan and Rani Mukerjee….nice chappy dear.upload soon.

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