Radharani…Name toh hear kiya hi hoga! (OS)

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Hey mai god….what din happen ho gaya…samayra today radharani pe os write kar rahi hai…ab bechaari karegi bhi what…radharani hai hi this much great…without uske Devakshi ki story kab ki over ho gayi hoti…with a happy ending…. But sirf radharani ki reason se lakhs people now bhi KRPKAB see kar paa rahe hai….so here is a tribute to our QUEEN….. RADHARANI urf X-GKB.

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“A tongue of honey, a heart of gall”…. It’s not this proverb that defines our protagonist, its her who defines this proverb.
RADHARANI-EK CHALTI PHIRTI UNHONI
Born in the family of snake charmers, she managed to nearly give a heart attack to her parents as soon as she was born. Her mother fainted seeing her little child behave like snakes.
Radha would take out her tongue and wriggle it just as snakes do….phisssssss???
Her father blamed her mother, ” kaha tha Maine pregnancy mein har waqt naagin mat dekho, lo ab paida ho gayi na naagin”….phisssss??

At the naming ceremony the pandit said, “Aapki beti ke chaal chalan theek nahi lag rahe hai…Iska naam hum Nagarani rakhne hai”.
Her mother protested, “Nahiiiiiii…..meri beti ka naam sirf radharani hoga….aur Kuch bhi nahi…..warna main aatmahatya kar loongi…aag laga loongi khudko”… ( ab pata chala GKB mein itni dramebaazi kaha se aayi….apni mummy pe gayi hai bas).

Radha was the eldest of 13 siblings, she lost her childhood at a very young age coz she had to look after her brothers n sisters and raise them….(tabhi toh neha ki shubhchintak bani phirti thi….connect)

Her childhood revolved around snakes, all sort of snakes, she loved to be with them, play with them, she found solace in their company.(saanpo ke saath reh kar usse Kuch Kuch hota hai….tum nahi samjhoge)

Well, time flew and radha grew up to become a beautiful lady….yes she was the most beautiful naagin in the whole sapera clan. Even then I don’t know why but boys always ran away seeing her. She took very good care of her beauty. Naag panchami pe saara doodh khud hi pee jaati thi…doodh se hi nahati thi, malayi ka lep lagti thi…uff kya nahi karti thi ladko ko attract karne ke liye…..but sadly all in wain.

“Chadhti jawani meri chaal mastani..
Tune qadar na jaani rama….
Haaye rama……..
Haaye rama”………

Its time to get her married… Nobody knows how on earth did the Tripathis agreed to get a girl like her to marry their sone jaisa son. May be becoz their daughter herself was no less than a masterpiece in disguise. They could probably feel the pain and fear of radha’s parents and hence agreed for the alliance.

Marriage done, now radharani became Radharani Tripathi….a mother of a son….Vikram Tripathi… I wonder why she didn’t name him nagraj….but I guess baldev must have revolted.

Anyway, so our very own radharani had this weird way of acknowledging her self as ” Garib Ki Beti”……reason was quite obvious…the snake charmer family was poverty stricken a long time back….but soon they got into some wealth. But until this time radha had realised that garib ki beti gets more importance and concern from the society than radharani…. ( she didn’t realise ki usse bheekh kehte hai)…so she continued calling herself GKB…such an insult for the poor of our country I must say!…

There was don’t thing that I really admired (sarcastically) about her…..how the hell can someone be so selfish n cruel. I wanted to know the story behind her poisonous tongue and mind.

This is what I found out.

When GKB was a child, one day, just out of curiosity, she opened a little black bottle which had a mixture of snake-poison collected by her fathers and forefathers. It was sthe deadliest poison ever made. But RR had always been a daredevil..(dekha Nahi kaise apna ghar jala diya…..himmat chahiye aisa Kuch karne ke liye bhai) …..and guess what she drank the whole bottle in one go…without even letting out a burp…. Had she been a normal human being she would have died then and there…… But no…..she isn’t a normal human…..she is an alien…an alien from an unknown planet of snakes…..she is their descendant.
And that is why she’s still alive with all the poison hidden inside her that shows up from time to time.

Seven years ago, Radharani had entered Dixit house….only to make it the ghost house. Her will power and determination was bigger than Devakshi’s love at that time and certainly bigger than ishwari’s small sized Brain..(microscope leke bhi dekhu toh shayad na dikhe).

She successfully separated devakshi and began ruling in the ghost house. I heard that she took some English classes. So I went on to investigate.

You must have heard about the University of Oxford right!….it has a watchman near the main front gates. He has a servant in his house. That servant had once been to India. He found a girl there and married her. She gave birth to a boy and died. The man left that boy in an orphanage and went back. This boy grew up to become a teacher in a govt school in rural India. In that school there was a boy…a backbencher… Who never studied anything… And grew up to become a taxi driver in Delhi….it was this taxi driver that gave GKB….oh sorry…..its X-GKB now…tutions. So now you know how she learned this wonderful English…. If you wanna learn it too…contact her she will give you the address of that taxi driver…

Yesterday X-GKB said that she has learned nutrition as well and that is why her skin gelow kar rahi hai….(mirror mein jaake dekh buddhi….tujhe nutrition ya makeup ki nahi plastic surgery ki zaroorat hai)

Ji haan toh humari X-GKB ek baar phir apne nikamme body builder protein shake se chalne waale bete ki helps leke Devakshi ko alag karna chahti hai….but unfortunately is baar unka pyar Iske determination aur will power se bahut bahut bada hai…..karle Jo karna hai Kuch nhi hone waala…..

But ek sawaal reh jaata hai…..jab X-GKB aisi kisi jagah mein nahi rehti jaga uski respect nahi hoti…..toh ab tak woh is duniya mein kya kar rahi hai…..point to ponder.

Hey bhagwaan uthaale Isse warna hazaaro log ek alien ke murder ke jurm mein jail chale jaayenge….

Jab tak bhagwaan humari prayer sunta nahi tab tak let’s feel sorry for our protagonist…. Coz I read somewhere….

“Miserable people love to make others miserable. Don’t hate them, just feel sorry for them.”
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P.S. Plz Mujhe maarna mat sab milke???

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33 Comments
  1. Hey my God! Samyra di! Kya likhti ho aap! Hahahaha! This is so funny. But could be made more funny if you would have added X-GKB’s english dialogous in the middle of the story also. I would have loved this but still I can’t stop laughing!! Hahahah! Hey my Samayra di! Please aisa ek aur OS Ishwari par bhi write karna. I aapka wait karungi! Loved this! Radharani an alien! Lol! And her mother gets frightended seeing her because she was hissing! ROFL! Hahaha!

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Thanks sweety? I’ve already written a lot about ishwari…3 OS and 1 FS….you can visit to my page on TU and read all of them. Hopefully u’ll like it?

  2. Tu pagal hai kya sammy…?????

    Main marne waali hu itna hasne ke baad…aur uska ilzaam tujhpe laga ke jaaungi….??????

    Had hai yaar….kya history likhi hai is chudail ki….just LOVE YOU for that…????????

    Snake charmers….??seriously…!!????

    Uski skin itna GELOW kar rahi hai ke bechaari ko gelow chhupaane ke liye makeup ki ek moti layer thopna padti hai….??

    Dhor kahin ki….duniya pe bojh….
    Idiot ne devakshi ko alag kara tha saat saal pehle aur fir wohi karna chahti hai….
    Woh useless insaan ke saath milke….?
    Uhhh ….!!!
    I so want to beat the shit out of her….???

    Anyways thank you tujhe sammy…mujhe fir se itna hasaane ke liye…????

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Haan main pagal hi hu…??….aur yeh Marne ki baatein na kar…..Nahi toh SAVARI triplet ka kya hoga…??….snake charmers…haan yeh actually Mujhe uss din realise hua jab summer camp mein yeh dev ke liye saap laati thi……woh sapera Iska chacha tha…..??? its my pleasure ki main tumhe phir se hasa paayi…love you toooooo???

  3. Rekhadhir

    Sammy maine naam pda os ka guess maine socha ye mahan kam one n only one hi kar sakti ha I….woh hai hamari sammy
    Dekho guess sahi nikla

    Tune hum sab ko hansa hansa ke maar dena ha I….

    1. Rekhadhir

      radha rani ki pic bhi mast li hai…

    2. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Arre nahi nahi Di marna mat plz…?? Mujhe pata hai aap sabko ek mujhse hi aas hai aise faaltu OS ki..?….and ya radharani ki pic…..kya expression deti hai nahi???

  4. Riti1107

    OS ka naam padh ke hi laga tha ki Sammy ka hai
    Neeche scroll kia & I was so right!!!
    ?????
    Then I started reading fir to GKB ka naagin connection
    ????????
    Mere ghar walo ko pakka shak ho gaya hai ki mai pagal ho gayi hu apne room me baithe baithe akele has rahi hai?????

    Nd that taxi driver thing ?????

    Great Job Twinny Great Job ?????

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Thanks twinny…??…jab bhi ishwari ya GKB pe os dikhe ghar waalo ko bol dena ki abhi thodi der cosmic yoga karne ja rahi hu???

      1. Priya9876

        ???????? ye acha idea hai ???

  5. Aarti32

    ????
    Main pehle tumhe ye batati hu ki main kis baat pe hasi..Actually nhi..Main kis baat pe nhi hasi..
    Aisa kuch Mila hi nhi ki main bol saku ki ispe main nhi hasi..Pet dukhta h yaar has has k..Ek break to dena tha na??
    OS k naam se lekar tumhare namaste wale emoticon tak..Main har chiz pe battisi dikha rhi thi??
    Tumhe seriously aur koi nhi mila..Radha Rani pe hi likh dala?? itti importance us Ex-GKB ko!!

  6. Aarti32

    Isi bahane us taxi driver ko bhi limelight mil gyi??

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Arre saare cartoons pe likh chuki thi ab yahi ek bachi thi….plus yeh kitni imp aurat hai….yeh nahi hoti toh ish ke dimaag mein zeher kaun bharta…show toh kabka smoothly khatm ho gaya hota….toh tribute toh banta tha na..?…aur woh taxi driver….haan Mujhe bechaare pe Daya aa gayi….socho kitni mehnat lagi hogi GKB ko sikhaane mein…. Hats off to that guy??

  7. Priya9876

    Moti tune bataya nhi ki os likha hai….
    I was just lookin for today’s update and suddenly I saw ”RAdharani naam to hear kiya hi hoga”
    os name dekh kar pata chal gya ye Sammy chodd k aur koi ho hi nhi sakta…..

    nd yeaaah…………. i was right………woahhh..woahh!!

    chal ab padh leti hu..fir reply krti hu..

  8. Priya9876

    Hey May God! ye kya tha??
    I guess Atom Bomb tha.

    hahahhahha…………….

    tune to puri janampatri nikaal di GKB ki…….????

    English sikhne wala Secret…???? so perfectly defined by u…

    Apni telent kavi head nhi karna ok…
    time to time show krti rehna….

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      I peromise karti hu ki never head karungi??….I’m glad aapko pasand aaya….Mujhe laga iss baar utna funny nahi tha….for bhi koi na…GKB ki shakal hi aadmi ko hasa hasa ke Maar sakti hai???

      1. Priya9876

        Ha Gkb ki Gelowing face hi kaafi hai hasane k liye ??

  9. wow!!really enjoyed reading it..all her secrets..her poisonous mind!!everything..so beautifully weitten???

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Thank you Sharon?

  10. Nikkita0194

    Sam Di a kind request to u plz ACP hamari krpkab ki writer bun jao
    Yar itna bore ho gai krpkab ko dekh ke ki aj kl icha hi nhi hoti dekhne ki I think trp v gir gai hogi
    Na Jane in writers Ka kya hoga sabko apse trening Leni chahiye n yeh nam dekh kar samaj gai ki meri zindagi me ek hi farishta hai Jo yeh kar sakta
    Tks to TU cuz ki mai apko mil pai n apke os PD saki
    Aur ise nagin dance bhi karva dete
    Phiiisssssssss
    PR mere bhi same que hai ki jaha iski izat Nhi hi waha yeh Nhi rehti toh ab tak yeh yaha kya kr rhi h
    Phiiissssssss
    He he
    Sab mujhe radha Ka bhut chada hai
    Phiiisssssssss
    Chalo
    Kaha?
    Are bye bol rahi hu
    Tata

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Phisssss….???….tu samayra touch miss kar rahi thi na isliye yeh likha….love??

      1. Nikkita0194

        thank u dii 4 fulfilling my wish

  11. Priya12

    After reading the name of the os, itself ..
    I got its our sammy di,,,
    And hindi dialogues..aww…
    It so funny and hysterical…
    My stomach is aching after this much of laughing..
    Luved it di..

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Thank you Priya..??

  12. Aamu

    Heheh..lol…
    Waaah..waahhh dii…aapko to award milna chahiye…
    Sab ki bexati ach he se karte ho…
    N aap kahi spier to nahi..sab pata chal jaata hai…ye alien naagin kaa b dhund nikala waaah..!!!!?????

    Well sorry baddi cmnt nHi karpaungi kyuki mummaaaa callling..
    So bahbhyeeee…
    Loveeee uuuu?

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Mujhe Isse spy karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai….saara Kuch toh yeh khud hi apni harkato se bata deti hai….summer camp mein Jo sapera aaya tha woh Iska chacha tha….plus shakle yeh alien jaisi hi banati hai…..see so obvious???

      1. Aamu

        Haa wo b hai..!…
        Iska gelow karta chehra or uske carttooon oh sorry alien jaise expression kaa andaaz hi kuch or hai??….
        Ab koi or cartton kaa baaki hai..? Krpkab mese..?
        I mean bejoy kaa ho gaya..khatri kaa b ..n ishwari kaaa to???..pkka ho gaya..ab radha kaa bhi ho gayaa..
        Ab is naagin kr naagraj kaa kab likhrahi hai…phisss???..?

  13. Purvi128

    Hey Samayra di… I never commented on any article of krpkab but I write fr on devakshi… but this os forced me to comment…
    Matlab tha kya ye ?????? hahahahaha.. hans hans ke pagal ho chuki hun.. Mama pooch rahi hain beta thek toh haina..? Ab kya bataun ke Samayra di.. ne GKB ki aisi history batai ke bhagwaan bhi hans raha hoga.. ??? aisa idea aaya kahan se di? Mujhe bhi tips dedo… matlab that was so funny… or mujhe funny likhna aata hi nhi…. But I m master in emotional… mera ff padhna pata chal jaye ga .. or kuch os bhi likhe hain.. do read them.. and aj hi ek os likha hai you’ll be mine always do read it nd comment… shayad acha lage apko.. apki tarah acha to nhi likh sakti but .. still… want u to read…
    Di, will u be my frnd??.
    Ok bye.. bht bolti hun mein..
    Love u ?

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      I’ll surely read your work sis….I’m glad you liked this one….if you wanna laugh more….do read my previous works on ishwari-bijoy-khatri…I’m sure u’ll like them.
      Love u too?

  14. ???????????????????????????????????OH maa ?????????????this was epic ?????? seriously i dont like this serial because of Gareeeb ki Beti and Ishwari one of my frnd suggested this os ???????????????? and it is fantabulous Gareeb ki Beti aisi Jhand???????????? Bhai Maza aa gaya

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      I’m glad you liked it surbhi?

  15. Kyu re….kya likha yeh….????????????????????????
    TU ke krpkab page pe toh log hasaa
    Hasaa ke hi maar daalte hain…..aur unmein se sabse pehle humaari sammy aati hai….???
    Tum bata hi do mujhe aaj ke yeh itni madness laati kahan se ho….??
    Radharani….snake charmers….?????
    It might pe true yaar…bohot high posibilities hai….and the driver story….???????

    Tumhaare charan kahan hai devi…..
    Please bless me with this awesome sense of humour….??

    I really loved this os…..keep writing dear….you become the reason we laugh…..thank you….??

    Ab kabhi ek vicky pe bhi likh dena….wo hi bacha hai sab specimen mein se….?

    1. SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Yeh saari madness ish-GKB-red inki shakal dekh ke hi aati hai….they really drive me crazy!….Vicky pe bhi likhungi jald….pehle woh Kuch faadu kaam toh kare serial mein……saara time sirf body aur shaklein banata rehta hai.

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