Pyaar mein sab QUBOOL HAI……Episode 3

Hi guyzz…it meh Patakha Princess……Guyzz plz cmnt so tht i know tht u luv the plot…..and i am getting less cmnts….nvr mind as stated b4 i and writing this ff fr the cmntrs…..so i guess…its the tym fr sum jealousy and nw entries……!!!
guyzz plz tell me how many epis u want in a day…coz i am having bzzy schedule….still trying my bext to give to epi’s……hope u will enjoy the epi….n do let me knw in the cmnts bx belooww………

soo here we goo…….!!!

Recap:- AsYaan fight…..AsYa meeting…..Asad ignoring Zoya……Zoya remembring Asad and her eyelock but in the end says……Badtameez larka

@skool……!!!
Zoya:- Woh Larka aisy kaisy kar sakta hai…..I mean main itni cute hooon…..kyun koi mujhe ignore karna chahe ga…..yeah i got to knw abt it…..uss champoo ki wajah se hua hai….subhu pehly uss ka moo (FACE) dekha….aur phir ussny mujh se larai ki…..Allah Miya……wats wrng with me…mujhse kal lar nahi sakta tha…ajj hi larna tha usey…alst ajj mujhe Asad ignore tho nahi karta…..waise Asad ko kasy pata laga keh mein uss my intrested hoon…..Cum on Detective ZOya…..u need to ask him…..break main uussey poochoon gi…..Mission Crush…..Mission on hai….. ( how dare he…..I am so cute….why would any1 ignore me….nw i got to knw….jxt becoz of tht champoo…first in the morning i saw his face….and then i had a fight with him….ALLAH MIYA…wats wrng with me….he could’ve fought with me tomorrow….why today…atlst today Asad would not ignore me….bdw how come Asad know tht I am intrested in Him….Cum on Detective ZOya….i need to ask him in the break…Mission On hai…)

in the break…tanveer and 2 N’s come to Zoya..nd says….
Nuzhat:- Hi zoya…lets us show u around….

Zoya:- yeah sure why not….
all of them…go to library…then labs….and then……..zoya spots Ayan……zoya givs him an angry look…

Zoya:- Champoo……ywwr girls wasy Allah ne kiya namoona banaya hai…kabhi tum logoon ny 2 in 1 human suna ya dekha hai…(bdw Allah has created A funny creature…have you ppl evr heard abt a 2 in 1 human being…)
three of them nod in NO……
ZOYA:- aoo dekha ti hoon….and zoya points towards ayaan….woh dekho champoo bandar…..all of them laughs….(come i will show you…she points towards ayaan….see tht champoo bandar…)

ayaan hears her nd calls her….
Ayaan:- hey gurls and DABUR AMLA…….!!

zoya hears DABUR AMLA KI BRAND AMBASSADOR and gets furious….and..
Zoya:- xcuse meh…..ALLAH miya wats wrng with u….did u call me DABUR AMLA KI BRAND AMBASSADOR…..how dare you…

Ayaan:-maine to Girls bhi kaha lekin agr tum hain….sirf DABUR AMLA KI BRAND AMBASSADOR suna hi diya toh…..wat can i do in tht case……its ur ear prob….( i even said GIRLS….what can i do if u heard DABUR AMLA ki BRAND AMBASSADOR….)
Zoya:- Hello….i am not deaf ur smthn….mind u haan……tum ghalat bandii se panga ly rehy hoo…….(u are messing with the wrong person…)

Ayaan:- Chalo is ny khud hi confess kr diya keh tum deaf hoo….nd mind it haan maine sirf itna kaha keh tumain koi ear prob hai….yeh nahi kaha tht u r deaf….ear prob aur deafness main buhat farq hai…..WAH ayaan miya kiya behass (arguement) karty hoo……app ko tu BXT ARGUE MENTOR KA AWARD MILNA CHAHIYE……lekin yeh dunya kabhi sumjheee gi nahi…..Isi baat peh aik shair arz kiya hai…..Koi toh bolo irshad irshad…….( its fine she confessed her self tht she is a deaf….and mind it I only said tht u have any ear prob…i did not say tht u r deaf….ear prob and deafness are way too different frm each other….WOW Ayyan you should get Award for ur arguements…..but this world would not understand you…)

Girls do not reply bck……and stands still……In the end AYAAN himself says IRSHAD IRSHAD……..

Woh badtameez hai toh kiya hua……bura bhala kaho ussko
Woh badtameez hai toh kiya hua……bura bhala kaho ussko

Tum kisi aur ko set karloo……dafa karo iss ko…..Wah Wah AYAAN miya…..

Zoya:- Chi kiya poetry hai……Tumhaein toh WORST POET ka award milna chahiye….main toh bhool gayi thi champoo bandaroon ko sirf jangly janwar hi awards se sakte hain…….beware…..agr tum ny aisi shayari kisi aur ko sunai…..to loog tumhara face black kar deengy….loggon ki taraf se aik advance shair….Well arz kiya hai….

Girlz say IRSHAD IRSHAD…..ny Ayaan is in deep shock tht at his tym the girlz did not reply bck….

Baaton mein ho mithaas, toh lagta hai banda neik…..
Baaton mein ho mithaas, toh lagta hai banda neik…..
Karwi baatein bolo gy toh loog kahain gy tht u had Karele ka shake……

Wah ZOYA…..Tumhari toh baat ki kuch aur hai…..I am sure Allah ny mujh jaisa aik hi piece banaya hai……

Ayaan seeing himself insulted…..reply back…
Ayaan:- You…..tum samajhti kya ho apny app ko…(what do u think of ur self…?!?)
Zoya:- main insaan samajhti hoon khud ko….aur main tumhain champoo banadar samajhti hoon…..the girls laugh aloud….( think myself as a normal person….but i consider you as a champoo monkey….)

Ayaan:- you…

Zoya…..what…ghussa aaraha hai…..(what…!!…are you getting furious…)
she steps on his foot hard and runs away…..while running she spots Asad and says….
Zoya:- MISSION CRUSH on……

the girls do not understands her but they say bye as zoya says tht she will explain evrythn later in the bus…….

Zoya runs towards Asad…..Asad sses her and is mesmerized by her beauty…but sseeing her dress code…he ignores her…..zoya sees this and makes her mind to ask him abt it…

Zoya:- hi…

Asad:- I said I m not intrested in you…..

Zoya:- then subhu mery salam ka jawab kyun diya tumny……(thn why did u answered me back in the morning…)

Asad:- Salam ka jawab dena WAjib ( Mandatory ) hota hai….evn if its ur enemy…..he mumurs saying…..nd app ke jaisa enemy toh ALLAH qismat waloon ko deta hai…..(its mandatory ko answer evn ur enemy….he murmurs saying….nd enemy like u are GOD gifted….and lucky ppl like me have an enemy like you…)

Zoya:- app ny kuch kaha…….bdw app ko kaise laga keh main aap main intrested hoon ya nahi hoon…..huh….?!? (did u say smthn….bdw how come do u knw tht i am iintested in you or not….huh…?!?)

Asad:- woh app ny subhu mujhse mera naam poocha tha na….isil iye mujhe laga keh…….srry agr app ko hurt hua ho toh……(actually u asked my naam in the morning…so i thought tht way….M sry if tht has hurt you….)

he passes by singing tera naina marhi dalain gy…..frm the movie JAI HO…!! and gives a signal to ZOYA…..she smiles and decides toh follow him and to see his CLASS…..she was following him……he notices this and smiles…..he decides to look back….but b4 he could to tht….. suddenly zoya slips due to a pebble and falls in his arms…..he holds her in time….and MITWA is played….due to scare of falling down zoya closes her eyes…..when she opens her eyes she sees Asad holding her and smiling looking at her ……they share a super and dooper romantic n cute eyelock….. Asad smiles seeing her in his arms and smiles seeing her beauty…..Zoya breaks it and says…..

ZOYA:- ALLAH MIYA wats wrng with you…..tumhain koi sharam hai…koi ksi larki ko aisy pakarta hai….uff……due to zoya falling in ASAD’s arms the middle 2 shirt buttongs are broken….zoya sees his six packs…..(frm start our hero use to go gym and made six pack)…..says ASTAGHFIRULLAH (Forgive me GOD)….and closes her eyes and turns……
and thinks…..ooh kitna cute hai and six packs bhi hain…zoya yeh tujhe her prob se bacha le ga….uss champoo bandar se bhi…..(don’t you have any shame….how can u hold like a girl like tht……)
Well isi baat per aik shair arz kiya hai…..(thinking in mind)….IRSHAD….IRSHAD……(on this note I would like to quote a poetry…)

Tedhi Medhi zindagi ko mil gaye Naha track
Tedhi Medhi zindagi ko mil gaye Naha track
Jab Miss. Farooqui ko mile Jahapanah six pack!!……WAH WAH….and smiles

Asad pats on her shoulder and says….Kya hua…tum pagal ho aisy kyun bola……..(wat happened…?!?…are you crazy…)

Zoya points towards his shirt…..and say woh…..ummmm…tumhari button ke shirt toot gye hain…..srry…( the buttons of your shirt are broken…)

Asad sees his shirt and says……are u crazy….yeh meri fav shirt hai…tum larkiyaan bhi na…..dekho tum ny kitny fitting wali dress pehni hai…its obvious ke tum giroo gi….(this is my fav shirt….u girls…..look u dress has to much fitting….its obvious tht you will fall down..)

Zoya:- ALLAH MIYA wats wrng with you………srry toh bola na…and bdw tumhara peecha kar rahi thi rasty main aik choty se pathar ki waja se gir gayi……tumhain kis ny kaha ke mujhe pakroo….IDIOT…..(i said srry naa…..i was following you…in the way there was a pebble…due to which i was going to fall…u had asked you to hold me…)

Asad:- Aik toh help kiya uppr se….thnkx bhi nahi bola tumnay…..bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahi raha……mujhe bhi koi shook nahi hai…tumhe pakar ny ka…..agr aisy dresses nahi pehnoo gi toh giro gi nahi….okie…..(firstly i helped you…..u should be thnkful to me….i am not fond of holding you……if u will not wear such dresses u will not slip….)

Zoya:- U idiot…ab tum mujhe dress code kay baray main batao gy……and points her finger towards him…..(now you are going to tell me about my dress code….)
Asad:- ungali mery pass bhi hai lekin main larkiyoon ki tarha point nahi karta……okie..(evn i can point finger on you…but I am not like u girls to point finger)
Zoya:- main darti nahi hoon tumse…..agr himmat hai toh point karo fingr……she points again…..( I am not scared of you………)
Asad:- you…..he also points towards her……

Both leave in diff. directions…..(asya quarrel fight tune is played in the whole scene)……

Asad goes back to his Class….there when he enters…Ayaan is there he turns around and suddenly frm his mouth BHAIJAAN word comes out….and ASAD looks at him….Ayaan goes near him and frwards his hand…..nd says…

Ayaan:- Hi……..My name is Ayaan….
Asad:- Hi ……..My name is Asad……bdw why did u call me BHAIJAAN….
Ayaan:- I dunno,,,srsly it came out of my mouth…….
Asad:- well its okie……Frndzz……?!?
Ayaan:- Neeki aur pooch pooch…..
Asad:- Soo whose this skool……actually i will be going by bus number 6 ( Ayaan, Nikhat, Nuzhat, Tanveer and Zoya…nw ASAD…..all are in same bus)….so tell me abt it….
Ayaan:- wow…really i am also going in the same bus……the skool is fab…tom i will show u around…..but the bus is good…..actually was good….
Asad:- confused…..WAS……????
Ayaan:- yes “was” actually there is a new girl in the bus…..he narrates him whole bus incident……i want to teach her a lesson…..will u help me plz….?!?!…
Asad:- sure i will help you…..listen i have a plan….
after listening the plan….asad and ayaan smirks……

in the afternoon…..

Zoya comes in the bus…..and sees ASAD and AYAAN sitting on her seat….she had mixed emotions…..she was happy as well as angry….happy coz Asad was in her bus….and angry coz she and ayaan fought twice in a day……

Zoya:- why are u both sitting on my and TANVEER’s seat…..cum on get up and find ur seat sumwhere else

Ayaan:- Jahan peh app hamain bethny ke liye keh rahiin hain…wahan app ja kar beth jaye na mohtarma…..(where u are asking us to sit….go and sit ovr there….Madam….)
Asad:- jahan peh mian bethta hoon…woh seat meri ho jati hai…..(where I sit…thn tht seat belongs to me….)

Zoya:- Kya iss peh tumhara NAAM likha hai…..akroo ASAD…..(is ur name written on tht seat…..)
well isi baat peh aik shair arz kiya hai…..all the girls say IRSHAD IRSHAD…..

Ruhani Sukun, aur Dil me Chain Hona Chaiye
Ruhani Sukun, aur Dil me Chain Hona Chaiye
Aapke Naam ASAD nahi, Chairman hona Chahiye!…….

the girls appreciate Zoya…..Ayaan and Asad are shocked coz of Zoya’s shayari fan following….

Asad:- Ayaan chalo kahin aur bethte hain….nahi toh ye hamara dimagh kha jaye gi…….(Ayaan lets go and sit sumwhere else…or else she will eat our brain..)
Ayaan:- Lets GO Asad…..lets run for our lives…

ZOya:- ALLAH MIYA wats wrng with u both…….meiri shayari kitni achi hai….fan following dekhi hai meri shayari ki aur meri…….Champoo bandar aur Akroo Asad……nahi Jahan pana Six pack abs……(my poetry is too good….did u see the fan following of me poetry…..champoo monkey and akroo asad…..no Mr. Six pack abs…)

whole bus is Amused on Zoya’s reply…..and including Asad and Ayaan evry1 in UNISON asks he:- WHAT……….!!!!

hope this is long enough…..ryt plz critisize….and give ur replies…..if any1 is there on insta…follow me….my insta ID is Maliha_Shoaib01…..U follow me…..I will follow u back……
and Asad and Ayaan being brothers and NIKHAT, Nuzhat being Asad’s sisters will not be revealed so soon….

Thnx soo much fr the ones who have replied on the previous epi……

Precap:- i haven’t thought of anything…..give me time till 15 april…plz i am having bzzy schedule……

Credit to: Patakha Princess

14 comments

    • patakha princess

      actyally i am a silent reader…but nw i have stopped coz there are my assignments and tests going on soo i dont get tym….i just submit my ff epi…..

  1. Zuha (Asya fan)

    Good yaar u nailed it loved and the sher was my favorite like awesome.
    But it is……
    Jab mil Gaye Ms. Farooqui Aur Jahapana 6 packs.
    Sorry if it hurts, but it was way toooo awesome.
    U commented on my FF firstly thanx for that and secondly I don’t think so that u are liking the track, is it so????

  2. Sanjana ( sanju)

    Woww yaaarr excellentt!!! I luvveddd ittt!! N shayari toh kamaal ki hai hi!!??Jahapana Six Packs!!?

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