Oh Fish Not Again (twinj) -prologue ~ by Tara


Hello people.. this is my new fan fiction…. this again is an inspirational work from the novel “Oh Shit Not Again” by ‘Mandar kokate’ which i read years back… i have changed the story line as i don’t want dragging ..and as the original story is quiet an adult one so i have made many changes as there are many people reading ffs.. but i couldn’t eliminate few parts as they are very funny..so i would suggest read at ur own risk… this is a rollercoaster ride of hilarious activities…. with high voltage drama and a bit of intense romance… hope u enjoy…
Oh Fish Not Again!! ~ Prologue

“dhoooommmmm”….. I lobbed the first bag out of the truck and then the second. Relocation was the worst thing that I come about in the recent past of my life. The night before my dad’s boss , who was like the god of death, smashed a transfer order across his face. As a result we had to move out of our old building in Nasik to a new colony of attractive bungalows in Pune. Depression of detachment from my old friends had encumbered my brain, but on the other hand I was happy to leave behind those stinking common toilets and long queues outside the water closets which had always overwrought me under different types of natural pressure…

Our building was quiet old and had certain merits and demerits. My dad always said that it had borne the brunt of British rule, and had enjoyed a few years of free India…but a lot of things had changed since then. Old cotton saris worn by Mrs. Mehta had made way for low waist ones, sported by her daughter-in-law. The long skirts flaunted by Mrs. Dubay has shortened up to reach above the thighs of her daughter’s slender legs… cracks developed in the walls helped me heed the scream of the next door aunty…. in her good times in the wee hours. The view of Mrs. Malhotra’s bedroom from a small puncture in the wall of our living room was the best reason to stay there…the memories kept on lingering in my mind…

While unloading the truck a milk canister slipped out of my hand and rolled on the street like a football. After a long spin it stopped near a goliath’s feet. I hoisted my cranium to see a monstrous person standing before me…his plump body struggled to accommodate in the clothes he was in..
“hi…” said he , advancing his massive hands towards me..

“hi..” I said chocking a bit as saliva refused to go down my throat..
“welcome to our colony… I am Sam” said he
“aaaa… kunj sarna…” I said and tried to study his features for the next few second..
————————————————————————————————————————————–So this was kunj… the narrator of the story… he is a pakka flirt.. and now he just found his friend who will be the ultimate person to create problems in kunj’s life… will kunj be able to make new friends?? Will he find his lady love in this new colony?? Or will it prove to be the worst decision ever?? To know more keep reading…
—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————so guys this was the prologue..

hope u like it..if not tell me I wont continue further… this ff has limited chapters …. so i want ur view… please cooperate and comment… the first chapter sshall be posted in near future but on weekends only… and i may not be able to reply to u all so don’t feel bad.. thanks for reading.. have a nice day..

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  1. Aamu

    oh gosh!!…..tara…yeah..
    hmm it seems too much intersting n different…
    n i think u read many novels,isn’t it?

    1. Tara

      yup.. i love to read.. nd i guess thats y m here
      btw read ur os..its superb.. :$

      1. Aamu

        Hmmm I don’t read any novel b read all d ff.???

  2. Jiya_Ani

    Tara di..you know what I lives it!!
    Each and every line of it was amazingly written..
    Go 4 it??

    1. Tara

      thank u so much lovely…
      its really good to hear that

  3. Jiya_Ani

    *it’s loved it..and I am really looking forward for it..

  4. Ria

    Tara, it was amazing. Fatafati! I loved it. Hope you can post soon.?

    1. Tara

      thank u ria..
      umm cant promise will try

  5. Guys can u help me. My enemy has challenged me to make 100ppl follow me on Insta within 2days.so plzzzzz follow me on Insta. (divya2654) I beg u.plzzzzzz my reputation is on stake. Hope you understand.

    1. Tara

      divya.. m sorry m not in insta..
      btw thanks for reading

  6. I m a silent reader

  7. Shatakshi

    Tara that was super Awesome come back
    U know one of my friend read the book..
    I actually know the content??….
    But I m really looking forward to it
    Love u❤❤

    1. Tara

      thank u so much shatakshi..
      dear can u tell me ur nick name or something small i have problem in typing the long name.. 😛
      lots of love

  8. Awesome tara …
    Continue writing …..

    1. Tara

      thanks dear

  9. Rashiverma2199

    Wow…Tara episode was lovely….awesome

    1. Tara

      thanks rashi…
      happy u liked it

  10. sonal (tara 's fan )

    tara it is amazing plzzzz continue …it is a nice story ….tara plzzzz tell me u are on imo or not ??? if not plzzz download it plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz plzzzzzzzz
    imo is chatting app like whatsupp n all

    1. Tara

      thanks a lot sonal dear..
      no m not in imo…
      yeah i knw bt the thing is my mom wont allow.. hope u understand..
      u can contact me in hangouts if u r there

  11. Hi! Hope you remember me!!! Actually my exams are starting so couldn’t comment but today I am a little bit free coz tomorrow is my maths exam and my mumma gave me permission to use my tab for some time and I opened tu!!!! BTW the prologue was great !!! All the best!!! And btw I saw that in THE APARTMENT – KUMKUM BHAGYA u said to reply but I couldn’t as mumma snatched my tab… Srry for being soooooo late….. And again…. THE PROLOUGE WAS AMAZING AND SO WILL BE THE FF!!!! ☺☺☺

    1. Tara

      how can i even think of forgetting u… my sweet sisso…
      missed u so much dear…
      u know i opened my previous ffs just to see ur comments…
      u. simi, rakshita…i miss u all…
      bt sadly cant connect with anyone..
      btw thank u so much for ur comment..
      love u sooo much..
      stay blessed

  12. Actually my logo is changed bcoz earlier I used my didi ‘s phone and now I use my tab…. And the email addresses are diff.

    1. Tara

      ur didi?? that means princess of Kuwait?? ????
      yeah it k..

  13. SidMin

    Tara you are back Loved the plot it seems to be interesting so please post the next part soon 🙂

    1. Tara

      thanks dear shruti..
      i will post it in the weekends.. may be saturday..

  14. Sanjanaagrawal

    Tara amazing and plz do use simple words as I am not masters at english plz …..

    1. Tara

      hahaa ??
      ok i understand…
      will try to put simpler words..
      btw thank u for the comment

  15. Baby

    tara di u r fabulous as u know dat ryt?
    i luvd it sooooooo diff n sooooooo cool i m srsly in luv wid it n m gonna w8 fr d nxt part
    cnt w8 as d prolouge is so intresting den i ll toh go crazy fr d stry………
    i m luving it post asap di…………….

    1. Tara

      thank u so much baby
      will post it in weekend..
      have patience
      love ya

  16. Shreya098

    Wow…interesting plot…
    Looking forward to it

    1. Tara

      thanks shreya

  17. Ayu

    Awesome tara!! I am already into it??
    U r a literature lover for sure!! I am only lazy to read mote mote books so ur ff is in a way a great way to learn new things…thank u?

    1. Tara

      thanks a lot ayu…
      m yeah to a certain extent i do love literature…
      except Shakespeare ;P

      1. Ayu

        Why so? He is the man with the hatke mind…i love his stories?

      2. Tara

        ikr.. but i hate it when we had to learn his stories for exams… yaak..!!

  18. Tara it was amazing.. Interesting plot… Loved it… Waiting for the next part…

    1. Tara

      thank u so much dear

  19. Kruti

    Tara is back again….d plot seems interesting
    Post d nxt one asap

    1. Tara

      thank u so much dear kruti

  20. Purnima.agrawal30

    awesome amazing fabulous interesting….

    1. Tara

      thank u so much

  21. Wow di ur back again ?..
    The concept is interesting.. looking forward to read the first part 🙂

    1. Tara

      thanks sidvee
      will post it soon..

  22. Loveleen

    oooo d strt is so awesm……i love it sooo much….plz update soon…

    1. Tara

      oh u still here..
      i thot u r busy..
      btw thank u sooo much..
      umm will post this weekend

  23. Sujina

    tara…loved d prolouge…it seems 2 b interesting…n post asap…n thnks 4 sharing d piece of novel…love u

    1. Tara

      my pleasure..
      btw thank u so much for the lovely comment

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