Mr. Siddhant kapoor and his sasurJi (sidmin) (episode 1)

Hey guys … I’m back .. Sorry for the late update … And guys there was a small mistake in my title when posted the character sketch … It’s “mr.siddhant Kapoor and his sasurji ” not “siddhant Gupta and his sasurji” ….Any ways as I said I’m fond of movies and mainly books and and this ff will be inspired from some movies …. So today u all will be reading episode 1 of my ff …

Enjoy the episode

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Scene 1:
Khanna’s house

6am

A lady is shown doing puja and she’s reciting some mantras …. A man is reading newspaper

Man : (shouts) huh ?!?! Same news again !!! 2 robbers named ranveer and Samar were trying to rob a bank again … And now they’re caught by officer shravan … Hmm (Reads the 2nd news) WHAT ?!?! IS THIS A NEWS ?!?!? A guy stole pakoras from a shop and after eating the pakoras he died ?!?! Now the owner of that shop is arrested ….(Throws the news paper) Shipra … I want coffee ….

Shipra : (is still praying)

Man : (shouts) SHIPRA !!! IT’S 6AM !!! NOW I WANT COFFEE !!!

Shipra : offo amit ji !!!! Plz wait !!! Always coffee coffee !!!! Nowadays r not allowing me to do puja … Always drinking coffee in the morning !!!

Amit : what always coffee ?!?! Everyone drinks coffee in the morning !!!

Shipra : amit ji I’m not in a mood to fight with u … After completing all my work and puja .. I have to go ashram

Amit : ashram ?!?! For what ?!?!

Shipra : I have to go and meet baba Bala yogi

Amit : now who’s this new baba ?!?!

Shipra : he has many powers … He cures many people who are suffering from infectious diseases …

Amit : he should have been a doctor … Well what is that baba’s name ?!?!

Shipra : well baba Bala yogi … I told u right ?!?!

Amit : oh yeah … How old is he ?!?!

Shipra : well I don’t know but I guess he might be 70+

Amit : woah he crossed 70 huh ?!?! Who named as him Bala yogi ?!?! He should have been named as boodha yogi ..

Shipra : don’t say like that …

Amit : now why do u want that boodha yogi or whatever yogi?!?!

Shipra : well I’m worried about Jasmine’s future so I thought of meeting baba Bala yogi …… And after a long time she’s coming to our house for holidays ….. she’s coming tomorrow

Amit : that’s gr8 …… now where’s is ur dear son Armaan ?!?! He again went somewhere

Shipra : yeah Yesterday night he went to watch some movie with his friends … He might be in his friend’s house or else he might be sleeping …

Amit : oh I see now why r we talking about Armaan ?!?! Go and bring coffee

Shipra : even today I was not able to say hanuman chalisa ..

Amit : always hanuman chalisa or whatever … Now go and bring coffee …

Shipra : fine !!! (Goes inside)

Just then they hear meantime they hear rock music sound. ….

Amit : who is playing rock music in the morning? ? Irritating idiot

Shipra : (shouts from the kitchen) ur son is back and he’s is dancing !!!

Amit : God ….. I knew it

Then Armaan comes down dancing with the rock music Β after bathing …. that to wearing baniyan. . and jockey with towel wrapped around it …..

Β (I think I should not mentione more than this … πŸ˜› )

Amit : Shipra …. see your son … See his clothes what If anyone sees him like this and what people will say?!?

Armaan : dad !!! What’s wrong with u ?!?!

Amit : nothing .. so what movie did u watch yesterday ?!?!

Armaan : yesterday I watched a beautiful film named “AIDS BIMARI SE BACHATEY RAHO ”

Amit : useless guys like u will only watch such stupid films …

Shipra : (comes there with coffee) amit ji .. Ur coffee …

Amit : see your son … he’s watching stupid films like something bimari or whatever ….. And did u See his clothes and did u see how he was dancing now ?!?

Shipra : leave it … And by the way Armaan .. Do u want coffee ?!?!

Armaan : no coffee mom … Only boost ..

Shipra : boost ?!?! Usually u don’t drink that ?!?! Why suddenly boost ?!?!

Armaan : of course mom what if tomorrow I get chance to work or sing in a film ?!?! I have to work all day and night … So if I drink coffee I won’t be able to concentrate on anything ….

Amit : ur son has Gone mad Shipra

Shipra : amit ji do u think ur son will get a chance to act in a film ?!?!

Amit : who will give chance for this senseless idiot ?!?!? Armaan u better do one thing … Yesterday u watched one movie right something “AIDS SE BACHATEY RAHO” u better go to the director of that film and ask for a chance … He might give u chance in his next movie named “TOMATOES AND SLAPS” …. U will get chance in such type of film ..

Armaan : why r u discouraging ur own son ?!? I’m handsome .. And I have a good personality … Style … Body and good face cut … Don’t I ?!?!

Amit : now I’ve cut ur face into pieces if u talk about films or whatever

Armaan : DAD !!!!!

Shipra : Armaan u r getting late … Get ready u have to go to college

Armaan : ok …

He leaves ..

Scene 2:
Kapoor’s house

Morning 6am

A house is shown

A man is shown .. His name is madhesh Kapoor and packing his bags and another guy (his son) is reading a book

Madhesh : (he’s tensed lamenting) hey Bhagwan !!! It’s already late .. I have be there in railway station !!! Or else I’ve miss the train … And I’ve lose my job too …Hey Bhagwan I have to reach there at the correct time . Bhagwan ?! (He sees all the cricketers and film stars pictures stuck on the wall ) (in taunting tone )huh ?!?! Not even a single idol or a picture to worship God .. Only cricketers and film starts pictures … All things are scattered here and there … (He sees his son reading newspaper ) nothing is arranged properly !!!!

Guy : (smirks)

Madhesh : Now I’m tensed and u r behaving as if I’m talking to the wall!!! siddhant ?!?!? SIDDHANTH !!!!!!!

Siddhant : (throws the book) DAD !!! CALL ME SID !!!

Madhesh : that doesn’t matter now listen to me ..

Siddhant : what do u want ?!?!

Madhesh : now the time is 5:50am !!!! It’s too late .. I have to be there in railway station ..

Siddhant : dad now the time is just 5:50am ..Train will start @ 8am .. U still have 2hrs dad !!! Even our milk man hasn’t arrived yet ..

Madhesh : so ??! If our milk man hasn’t arrived yet will the train start late ?!

Siddhant : I didn’t mean that … Dad … Now the time is just 6 u still have 2 hrs .. Dad even if a lame guy starts walking to railway station now … by 8am he would reach there !!! Same in ur case !!!Why r u lamenting for such silly things !!!!

Madhesh : SIDDHANTH !!!

Siddhant : NOW WHAT !!!!

Madhesh : NOW THE TIME IS 6:00am !!!!

Siddhant : so ?!?! I didn’t say the time is 6:00pm ?!?!

Madhesh : Now stop talking and now go and book a taxi for me !!!

Siddhant : taxi ?!?! Why taxi ?!?! My friend Zain is on the way … He will come and pick up u in the car .. No need of taxi

Madhesh : he’s useless …. Plz book a taxi ….

Siddhant : no dad .. He’s on the way

Madhesh : ur friend said that he will come here @ 5:30am Even he hasn’t arrived yet !!! Even his car is useless like him .. That’s why I’m saying now plz book a taxi !!!

Siddhant : if talk about that taxi again I’ve get angry !!!! Don’t talk about that maxi taxi whatever !!! I hate it !!!

Madhesh : Oye !!! Why do u hate that taxi so much !!!!!

Siddhant : why do u love that taxi so much !!!!! U r talking as if this taxi company owner is ur brother !!! Always Taxi taxi taxi !!!!!

Madhesh : whatever ..

Siddhant’s friend Zain Khan arrives

Siddhant : see Zain arrived

Zain : hi Sid !!!

Siddhant : hi Zain !!!!

Zain : (to Madhesh) sorry uncle i apologise for coming late… Engine problem …. Khehene keliye ghar me 4 car hai lekin Sab bekar hai (I have 4 cars but they all are useless)

Madhesh : (to himself) yeah just like u

Zain : did u say anything uncle ?!?!

Madhesh : Erhh nothing …

Siddhant : oh I see …

Zain : yeah … Then I thought uncle will get late .. So I booked a taxi and came here

Siddhant : WHAT !!!!! TAXI !!!

Madhesh : (laughs) gr8 …. Siddhant See … Even Zain came here to pick me up in taxi

Siddhant : whatever

Zain : uncle …. Yesterday Sid told me that u have been transferred from Kolkata to Bombay before 10 days … Now where r u going uncle ?!?!

Siddhant : Yeah …My dad worked in Kolkata for 10 days … He was transferred to Bombay again and then after 5 days he was again transferred to Kolkata

Zain : (puzzled) WHAT ?!?! TRANSFER IN 10 DAYS ?!?!

Siddhant : Yeah … U know what my dad haven’t worked more than 10 days in a single branch

Zain : I’m confused

Siddhant : I’ve give a small example

Zain : ok

Siddhant : once he worked in madras branch … There he worked only for 10days … 10th day his seniors transferred him to Bihar branch … As per transfer order 25th July he should have been there in Bihar … Unfortunately ticket was not available .. So he went to Bihar on 27th July … He saw another person in his seat… that means dad was again transferred to some place …so dad was again transferred to madras …so as per attendance he worked for 2 days in Bihar branch but he didn’t go to office on those 2 days πŸ˜‚

Zain : My god … I guess uncle have worked in all parts of India

Madhesh : stop talking siddhant … Go and bring my luggage

Siddhant : huh ?!?! Fine ..

Zain : uncle .. As usual u will get ur transfer order in 10days … Then what’s the need of luggage ?!

Madhesh : what to do ?!?! Well now I’m worried about siddhant’s future …. He lost his mother when he was only 2 …. And now he’s 24 and he’s still watching cartoons like a small kid… Even I’m getting transferred once in 10days … U take care of him .. So that he won’t feel lonely ..

Zain : ok uncle

Madhesh : well how’s is studying ?!?!

Zain : hmm …very poor uncle

Madhesh : yeah even in last semester he scored only 20marks out of 100

Zain : (in naughty tone) uncle u won’t believe uncle .. In the same semester I scored 80marks out of 100 .. That too I copied seeing sid’s paper (laughs)

Madhesh : WHAT !!!!! U GOT 80 MARKS BY COPYING SIDDHANT’S PAPER ?!?!

Zain : (laughs) yes uncle

Madhesh : SIDDHANT !!! SIDDHANT !!! COME HERE

Siddhant : (yawns) what dad ?!?!

Madhesh : remember ?!?! In last semester u scored only 20marks out of 100

Siddhant : yeah ?!?

Madhesh : but Zain copied ur paper and he got 80 marks in the exam !!!! How’s this possible ?!?!

Siddhant : Zain copied my paper and he got 80 marks … I copied from the guy who was sitting in front of me and I got only 20 marks

Madhesh : that’s the point !!!!! Zain copied from u and got 80 marks And u copied from the guy who was sitting infron of u !!! U both should have got 80 marks !!!! Then how’s this possible

Siddhant : Dad , dad dad try to understand !!!!!

Madhesh : understand what !!!!

Siddhant : Zain is a BSc chemistry student and I’m BSc physics student !!! The guy who was sitting infront of me was also a BSc chemistry student

Madhesh : WHAT !!!!!!

Siddhant : yeah

Madhesh : senseless Idiot !!!! While writing exam don’t u know whether u r writing or copying physics or chemistry student’s paper ?!?!

Siddhant : how would I know whether that guy is a physics student or chemistry !!! After the exam got over he came out and said that he’s a chemistry student !!! After that what can I do ?!?!

Madhesh : useless !!!

Siddhant : dad !!! Aren’t u getting late ?!?!

Madhesh : (Sees the clock) now the time is 6:30am now I have to go .. Zain come with me ..

Zain : ok uncle .

Siddhant : bye dad

Madhesh : bye

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Precap : siddhant meets Amit in saloon …. Jasmine is shown ….. New Baba ji enters ..

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Plz if like or if u don’t like my ff plz say and leave ur comments .. Chappals tomatoes and slaps are welcomed

66 comments

  1. Fatarajo

    |Registered Member

    Sunehri the episode was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ too good πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ sid is so dumb if zain didn’t copy sid he would have gotten πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and wow jasmine entryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ love u 😘

  2. SidVee

    The episode was superb and too funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. hahaha can’t stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. the sense of humour is too good.. loved it.. do cont soon πŸ’•

  3. SidMin

    |Registered Member

    Loved the episode It was so funny and the exam copying part I just loved it
    waiting for the next episode please post soon πŸ™‚

  4. SIDMIN-Daamini

    |Registered Member

    Sunehri ,,,,wow!!!!
    Dear it was very niiiccceee πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ˜š
    Sidhant was fab πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Eagerly waiting for jas entry
    Great job
    Keep writing dear πŸ˜šπŸ˜™

  5. Aksa(SidMin's and the ff writers die hard fan...)

    Wow…ahahahahahaahahah…um still laughing..amazing bhi kaafi nahi he…Armaan bechara …kya movies ke naam diye yaar “Aids se bachtey raho..”..ROTFL…then baniyan and dancing..Madhesh getting transferred in only 10 days…sid copied someone and got only 20 and zain copied sid and he got 80…wow dude..u r fab…itni to hasi mujhe kabhi nahi ayi jitni aaj arahi he…

    SPECTACULAR epi….full on masti wala epi thaa…post the nxt one ASAP..wait ni horaha he yaarrr… πŸ™‚

  6. Tina

    That exam part 😁😁😁😁 physics and chemistry was too funny and Armaan and Shipra conversation Bala yogi and bhuda baba was nice Armaan is crazy 😝😝😝 post the next episode soon

  7. Zoya

    Sunehriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!! You are amazing that BSc chemistry and physics πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‹ post Sahil ff too

  8. Sanju

    So funny suniπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚exam part especiallyπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„cant stop laughingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. Kanika

    Can’t stop laughing βœŒοΈπŸ˜† Very nice waiting for jaz entry and who’s that new baba ? I thinks it is Bala yogi baba

  10. Halima

    |Registered Member

    Amazing Buni… Nice concept and start… Loved it.
    Upload soon…😊
    Take care and keep smiling πŸ’«
    Love you ❀️

  11. Baby

    |Registered Member

    sunehri oh god abhi mein has has ke halat buri hai
    bsc chemistry n bsc physics haye babaji
    oh god luvd it 2 d core
    wowwwwwwwwwwww yr u nailed it hahhahhah
    post nxt asap

  12. kinjal

    Superb it was so funny..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Sid rocked iy baby πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

  13. sujina

    suneri…u r really a comedy queen…
    coz i m all laughing alone…baba yogi…armaan n film…transfer in 10 days…exam marks…omg its hilarious…ragerly w8in 4 jas entry…post asap…love u…

  14. Nandhita_hari5302

    |Registered Member

    irhenus you are the best !! Sid and zain that exam part πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† how can a person be so dumb ? Concentrate on exams too and post the second episode love you my friend 😘😘

  15. Yashasvi

    |Registered Member

    haye Sunu epi was amzing yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    loved the exam one……………..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    awesome concept………………….
    waiting fr jasmin’s entry……………………..

    keep smiling n stay blessed…………………πŸ’•πŸ’•

    Yashu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

  16. Vani

    That exam part was the best part of the episode and that tomato slaps 😹😹😹😹 enjoyed the episode a lot

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