my married life – episode 14

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Competition..! guys, have you ever ever been in any competition..?
But… I’m presenting you a competition today…!!

TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE…!!

Challenge accepted..??? if not accepted don’t scroll down… if you scroll down you will end up with tears in eyes… due to laugh in your stomach…!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA….

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Episode 13

Trinngggggggg shouting clock was flying in sky….
All have opened their mouths whether it falls or not….
It has reached the land… all closed their ears….
But I closed my eyes………………..

I’m estimating how loud that cracking sound would come…!!

The sound of alarm was stopped. But, the cracking sound was not heard. I opened my eyes to see what happened…??

The clock has fallen in his hand. His means, Mr. Veera venkata satya siva prasada lakshya maheswari’s hands.

‘Thank god… laksh has caught it. otherwise, I would have broke your 32 teeth..!’
Said that Dida and went away. All dispersed.

But I kept looking at him. He has came and saved as a superman, bat man, spider man, he man, and shakthi maan..!
Yes he is my man…! The powerful man..!!

Wow, I kept him a name.. the powerful man..!! (because I’m a power puff girl)
*don’t ask me who am I in those three..!!*

He came near me.

He: don’t worry Ragini. It’s all ok.

Me: thank you mr. veera..

He: people who love me call, ‘Laksh’

Me: then what should great people like me call..??
He laughed with my question and went away.

‘Wait..! why did he laugh..? Because I said I’m great…? Then, don’t he believe that I’m great..??’

However, my aim didn’t shift from dida’s husband dadaji’s mustache. I really wanted to pull that big long mustache.

Ap maa, Dida and Sujatha maa called me pari bhabhi and swara.

Ap: we have decide who has to participate in ideal bahu competition..

Me: ideal bahu competition..??

*haha, guys..name is too funny right. Ideal bahu..!! haha… is there is a ideal bahu in world..??? don’t glare me. If there is any ideal.. that’s just me..! then, why these competition..??*

Pari: you don’t know na Ragini, in this village every year for sankranthi they perform this competition. There are competitions like, cooking, rangoli, singing, dancing, general knowledge, painting, music, arts, fighting, tactfulness,……

*my headu, my legu, my footu…. She was keep on telling the big list, I was kept moving my head. What are all those…?? Those kinds of words aren’t there in my dictionary..!! cha…cha..cha..!! never ever..!!
Haha, are they joking..?? they could have kept competition in sleeping…!! I would have brought the gold medal*

My thoughts are running in my mind, they kept speaking..!

Dida: all have to participate in every competition.

Ap: who gets good score is the ideal bahu..!!

Swara: last time I won..!

Pari: before last time me..!!

Ap: and before that me…

(* are they human beings..?*)

Dida: I never won…!

*hehe, I loved dida’s answer*

Ap: so, this time my three bahus has to participate..!!

*what….?????? Me……????? I don’t know anything they said above..!!! not zero marks, surely I will get minus marks..!!! abbbaaa, I have to escape this..!!!*

Me: maa, why me..? already the most talented swara and pari are there naa…

Dida in devilish smile:: who is talented than you…haaaa…???

She glared at me..I glared at her….

** I wanted to bite that old woman’s shoulder till it turns red. I wonder, is this is the trip for which I came..? I just came to get booked..? I thought trip means, entertainment… but here they are going to kill me with name of entertainment…!!
Ideal bahu..!! they are telling it as Indian Idol..!!
Hey, superman, bat man, he man… I would have slept like that only with onion fever.

At least, me and my powerful man would have got chance to stay alone..!!***

**hehe, what am I thinking again..???**

Actually, I can take this competition easily… but if I defeated…????

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………!!!!!

If I defeat… the oceans should raise and bring sunami…
The volcanoes should burst…

Defeat…!!! In my life….!!! NEVER…. EVER..!!

WHY BECAUSE…..!!!!

I never participated in any competition…!

Hey.. hey… heyyyy… don’t laugh.. ok..!!

I went out to have a look of house again…
*actually, I was searching for that chilar party..!!*

Then they came suddenly to scare me…
‘Bhoooo’ they shouted.

I looked at them… they are wearing different ghosts masks… and acting before me in ghosts style.

Whom they are scaring..?? me..?? I’m a big ghost in world…!! they are scaring me..?

I was about to shout on them, but mr.vvspl maheswari is reading news paper under the tree. Haaa.. I shouldn’t be bad before him. Now, I have to act…!

‘hooo…my sweet kids’ I said twisting their cheeks.

*thu..i hate kids. Especially, this chilar batch..!’

They sat with me….
‘di…tell any story..’
‘it should be a love story..’

*this generation kids are fast than our smart phone. Love stories..! at little age..! I wanted to kick them on their heads and butts. But, VVSPL maheswari is watching…*

‘Ok…I will tell you love story…!!’ I said… they left their ears to me.

I started telling… guys imagine a serious slow music….

‘It is a dark night…..
No one where there on road….
But, big wind in coming…. *huhuuu(wind sound)*’

One kid interrupted, ‘di, why dark and wind in love story..?’
I kept my face nearest to him, he closed eyes, ‘because this is dangerous love..!’ I said with scary tone.
Those kids opened their eyes wide… I continued…

‘then, a girl is walking in white saree…(tak tak tak…)
She has a candle in her hand…..’

(by this time those kids were holding each other)

‘from far… a fox sound is heard.. (ooooooooo…) *I made that sound too*
She turned her head back to see what’s that sound…’

(the kids kept looking at me)
‘She turned only head..! whole body didn’t moved. Just head moved…!!!’

‘ahhhhh…!!’ those kids shouted and ran away.

Now I was laughing. ‘Chilar party, shaitan batch… they never come in my way again..!’

Mr. VVSPL maheswari came near me. I’m sure, he is going to scold me.

He: do you think they are afraid of your story..?

I looked at him.

He: they are shaitans for shaitans. Be careful with them. You showed them a trailer, they will show you picture..!

Me: what do you mean..? they will take revenge on me..?

He: probably..! they aren’t kids. They are master minds..!! but, don’t worry. I will save you..

*why he is telling like that..? is it gonna be that serious. They were afraid..! Is that was just acting..??*

Hmm… I was thinking ideal bahu has become a big problem, now this chilar party too… but, I don’t think they will do… I feel like, Mr. maheswari is lying.

But, he never lied right..!

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Ragini narration cut… Laksh entry…

Laksh and Sanskar gives hifi.

Laksh: my beauty devil has scared kids, but I scared her.

Sanskar: but why..?

Laksh: with her scare.. I can make her close to me..!

Sanskar: hahahaha…

Both hugs.

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‘Mr. Maheswari, you are tooooooo smart..!!’ Ragini tells in herself listening to their conversation.

Hmm, why he want to make me close..? because he love me…?

What he love me..? yes, actually he loves me… I know when he came to my home before marriage during night.

Are you amazing how I know..? I know…
I know that he came… and that’s why I have acted as sleep walk.

So, he didn’t complete whether he kissed me or not right… so, let me tell you…

He leaned to me… I was getting scared that he is going to kiss me… but, if he kiss…
Awwww….. this would be special day in my life… *shrinking in shy…*

He leaned to meee… near very near…. Very very very verrrrryyyyyy near….

Then he said in my ears, ‘don’t act smart…! I know, you are awake..!’

I was shocked. How come he came to know….

I sat looking at him…

Me: how do you know..?

Him: I don’t know. I just said it. If you were really sleepy, you wouldn’t have replied me. But, you woke up…that means you are acting…!!

**do you guys know a phrase, ‘mind blocked..!’ I too got my mind blocked with his smartness. The overloaded smartness..! he caught me..!

He has caught the great grand princess of gadodiya..! the Ragini… the lady james bond..!!!

Mr. Veera Venkata Satya siva prasada Lakshya maheswari is impossible..!!
I have to be careful with him always..!!!

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So, guys how many have failed the try not to laugh challenge today..?? Raise your hands… no hiding..!!
If you have won the competition…. Your reward will be……….
‘Breaking your stomachs with LOL……. In next episode…..
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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………….

Hey…go after knowing the PRECAP… it’s gonna be Raglak’s romantic dance in rain…!!

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34 Comments
  1. Sindhura

    I lost….
    I never lost competation because i too never partispated in any thats why
    Any way post soon and still large

    1. Astra

      thank you sindhu… update kiddo today know.. I’m excited to read what happens nxt..

      1. Sindhura

        I didnt write it dear
        I will update both in this week

  2. IQRA222

    awesome and just too funny
    and i lost the challenge of not laughing

    1. Astra

      haha…thank you dear… and I’m happy you lost the challenge…hehe..

    1. Astra

      thank you ammy

  3. Darshini

    Asthu…i failed dear…my cheeks are paining…aahh…
    Laksh…she caught u by hearing ur convo…ha ha…
    Laksh just tried out by saying you’re awake…bt poor Ragini…james bond was the highlight ??
    Waiting for the precap…
    Post soon na…

    1. Astra

      darshu…darshu…. I’m so happy that u have lost the challenge…hurray… *dancing* hehe… thanks a lot dear…

  4. Fairy

    Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha astra…u r jst ahh!!!! Mindblowngg….oh grl!!u madee laugh sooo muchhh……hehehhehe lakshhh!!!!awesome awesome awesome.update????loved it…love u …..keeep rockng n stay blessed???

    1. Astra

      and fairy dear…u too lost the challenge…hurrayyy…. I’m very happy I’m making all laugh… *smiling victoriously*
      hehe…thank you so much dear….

  5. Awesome..ideal bahu competition is going to happen???? hehe…waiting for it

    1. Astra

      thank yo mintu… yup ideal bahu competition…haha..

  6. Akshata

    Hey i never lost any competition and i have always participated in every competition….. today also i didnt lose, you know why????????????????????????
    becoz………………………….
    i didnt accept your challenge….. becoz i know you very well, so didnt even try to do that hahahahaha evil laugh…….. now accept that i am a smart girl 😀
    awesome update, quite funny and that oversmart lakshya (its not me its ragini who called him oversmart) think ragini got scared but he didnt know she is way to ahead of him….. now i am so excited to see ragini’s cleverness and how will she manage to win the competition.

    1. Astra

      jahapana… aap real mein really bahut bahut smart hei.. aap tho smarter than ragini and smartest than laksh… u r very cleverrr….. hehe..so, next part gonna be whirlpool of confusions in dark night.. hehehe…

  7. see I lost… u made me lose this is not fair…Anyways this is awesome ……
    post next part soon.

    1. Astra

      hehe..thank you saranya…

  8. Ha ha ha Raglak is so cute and me too lost. I can’t control my laugh. Eagerly waiting for Raglak romantic dance in rain

    1. Astra

      thank you ammu… u too lost… yay..! super..

  9. Devihaa

    Hahahaha…..Super Dr…
    Amazing….
    Loved it..
    Eagerly waiting for the next part….

    1. Astra

      thank you dear

  10. Dharani

    i lost the competition yaar how can u make ur friend lost in competition it is ok the dailogue i never lost any competition because i never participated awesome ragu

  11. hahaha..it was amazing..superb yar

  12. Heyyy
    Till the end I had a small smile in my lips…
    I don’t know whether I won or not
    It’s awesome part

  13. Hey it was verrrryyyy niceeee dear….amazing episode waiting for next……plz update sooonnnn….can’t wait….dear.

  14. Jazzy

    hehehehe mene participate nahi kiya kyunki ota tha harr jaogi me hehehe it was mindblowing yaar

  15. I lost it but really hapy loosing it. My God ROFL… Thank God no one was around me . My dear crazy Ragu… what if you don’t win the ideal bahu ( but dont wory when your powerful man is there ). You are the cutest. And my lover boy Lucky. All the best for your mission to get close to your lady love. Waiting for the rain ronance eagerly.

  16. Asra

    omg astu am also lost in thz competition…..but am sooooo sooooo soooo happy to fail in thz competition….ohhhhoo ragu u r going to participate in ideal bahu competition…..Alll the best ragu…..i think u r going to nxt dida position…..am eagerly waiting to see…how ur powerful man s going to help u….laksh u think u r smart……but u r wrong….always our ragu s smart……tkcr dear…

  17. Count me in I’ve lost the challenge too.. Awesome update my crazy baby Ragz I love her so much and she heard SanLak’s Convo that was cherry on top…

  18. A.xx

    Fab but this was the first time I didn’t laugh so the challenge is for you,,love VVSSPL M’s actions and love Rags’ thought as always…amazing so post soon xx

  19. I also lost yr suprrrrbbbb epiii

  20. Fats

    Fabulous update Astra. I lost the challenge because of the ideal bahu competition. Looool what is that even ?. It sounds funny, but I’m sure it will be exciting due to Ragini’s crazy nature. Can’t wait to read more ?

  21. AWESOME

  22. Superb part

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