my married life – episode 14

Competition..! guys, have you ever ever been in any competition..?
But… I’m presenting you a competition today…!!

TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE…!!

Challenge accepted..??? if not accepted don’t scroll down… if you scroll down you will end up with tears in eyes… due to laugh in your stomach…!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA….

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Episode 13

Trinngggggggg shouting clock was flying in sky….
All have opened their mouths whether it falls or not….
It has reached the land… all closed their ears….
But I closed my eyes………………..

I’m estimating how loud that cracking sound would come…!!

The sound of alarm was stopped. But, the cracking sound was not heard. I opened my eyes to see what happened…??

The clock has fallen in his hand. His means, Mr. Veera venkata satya siva prasada lakshya maheswari’s hands.

‘Thank god… laksh has caught it. otherwise, I would have broke your 32 teeth..!’
Said that Dida and went away. All dispersed.

But I kept looking at him. He has came and saved as a superman, bat man, spider man, he man, and shakthi maan..!
Yes he is my man…! The powerful man..!!

Wow, I kept him a name.. the powerful man..!! (because I’m a power puff girl)
*don’t ask me who am I in those three..!!*

He came near me.

He: don’t worry Ragini. It’s all ok.

Me: thank you mr. veera..

He: people who love me call, ‘Laksh’

Me: then what should great people like me call..??
He laughed with my question and went away.

‘Wait..! why did he laugh..? Because I said I’m great…? Then, don’t he believe that I’m great..??’

However, my aim didn’t shift from dida’s husband dadaji’s mustache. I really wanted to pull that big long mustache.

Ap maa, Dida and Sujatha maa called me pari bhabhi and swara.

Ap: we have decide who has to participate in ideal bahu competition..

Me: ideal bahu competition..??

*haha, guys..name is too funny right. Ideal bahu..!! haha… is there is a ideal bahu in world..??? don’t glare me. If there is any ideal.. that’s just me..! then, why these competition..??*

Pari: you don’t know na Ragini, in this village every year for sankranthi they perform this competition. There are competitions like, cooking, rangoli, singing, dancing, general knowledge, painting, music, arts, fighting, tactfulness,……

*my headu, my legu, my footu…. She was keep on telling the big list, I was kept moving my head. What are all those…?? Those kinds of words aren’t there in my dictionary..!! cha…cha..cha..!! never ever..!!
Haha, are they joking..?? they could have kept competition in sleeping…!! I would have brought the gold medal*

My thoughts are running in my mind, they kept speaking..!

Dida: all have to participate in every competition.

Ap: who gets good score is the ideal bahu..!!

Swara: last time I won..!

Pari: before last time me..!!

Ap: and before that me…

(* are they human beings..?*)

Dida: I never won…!

*hehe, I loved dida’s answer*

Ap: so, this time my three bahus has to participate..!!

*what….?????? Me……????? I don’t know anything they said above..!!! not zero marks, surely I will get minus marks..!!! abbbaaa, I have to escape this..!!!*

Me: maa, why me..? already the most talented swara and pari are there naa…

Dida in devilish smile:: who is talented than you…haaaa…???

She glared at me..I glared at her….

** I wanted to bite that old woman’s shoulder till it turns red. I wonder, is this is the trip for which I came..? I just came to get booked..? I thought trip means, entertainment… but here they are going to kill me with name of entertainment…!!
Ideal bahu..!! they are telling it as Indian Idol..!!
Hey, superman, bat man, he man… I would have slept like that only with onion fever.

At least, me and my powerful man would have got chance to stay alone..!!***

**hehe, what am I thinking again..???**

Actually, I can take this competition easily… but if I defeated…????

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………!!!!!

If I defeat… the oceans should raise and bring sunami…
The volcanoes should burst…

Defeat…!!! In my life….!!! NEVER…. EVER..!!

WHY BECAUSE…..!!!!

I never participated in any competition…!

Hey.. hey… heyyyy… don’t laugh.. ok..!!

I went out to have a look of house again…
*actually, I was searching for that chilar party..!!*

Then they came suddenly to scare me…
‘Bhoooo’ they shouted.

I looked at them… they are wearing different ghosts masks… and acting before me in ghosts style.

Whom they are scaring..?? me..?? I’m a big ghost in world…!! they are scaring me..?

I was about to shout on them, but mr.vvspl maheswari is reading news paper under the tree. Haaa.. I shouldn’t be bad before him. Now, I have to act…!

‘hooo…my sweet kids’ I said twisting their cheeks.

*thu..i hate kids. Especially, this chilar batch..!’

They sat with me….
‘di…tell any story..’
‘it should be a love story..’

*this generation kids are fast than our smart phone. Love stories..! at little age..! I wanted to kick them on their heads and butts. But, VVSPL maheswari is watching…*

‘Ok…I will tell you love story…!!’ I said… they left their ears to me.

I started telling… guys imagine a serious slow music….

‘It is a dark night…..
No one where there on road….
But, big wind in coming…. *huhuuu(wind sound)*’

One kid interrupted, ‘di, why dark and wind in love story..?’
I kept my face nearest to him, he closed eyes, ‘because this is dangerous love..!’ I said with scary tone.
Those kids opened their eyes wide… I continued…

‘then, a girl is walking in white saree…(tak tak tak…)
She has a candle in her hand…..’

(by this time those kids were holding each other)

‘from far… a fox sound is heard.. (ooooooooo…) *I made that sound too*
She turned her head back to see what’s that sound…’

(the kids kept looking at me)
‘She turned only head..! whole body didn’t moved. Just head moved…!!!’

‘ahhhhh…!!’ those kids shouted and ran away.

Now I was laughing. ‘Chilar party, shaitan batch… they never come in my way again..!’

Mr. VVSPL maheswari came near me. I’m sure, he is going to scold me.

He: do you think they are afraid of your story..?

I looked at him.

He: they are shaitans for shaitans. Be careful with them. You showed them a trailer, they will show you picture..!

Me: what do you mean..? they will take revenge on me..?

He: probably..! they aren’t kids. They are master minds..!! but, don’t worry. I will save you..

*why he is telling like that..? is it gonna be that serious. They were afraid..! Is that was just acting..??*

Hmm… I was thinking ideal bahu has become a big problem, now this chilar party too… but, I don’t think they will do… I feel like, Mr. maheswari is lying.

But, he never lied right..!

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Ragini narration cut… Laksh entry…

Laksh and Sanskar gives hifi.

Laksh: my beauty devil has scared kids, but I scared her.

Sanskar: but why..?

Laksh: with her scare.. I can make her close to me..!

Sanskar: hahahaha…

Both hugs.

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‘Mr. Maheswari, you are tooooooo smart..!!’ Ragini tells in herself listening to their conversation.

Hmm, why he want to make me close..? because he love me…?

What he love me..? yes, actually he loves me… I know when he came to my home before marriage during night.

Are you amazing how I know..? I know…
I know that he came… and that’s why I have acted as sleep walk.

So, he didn’t complete whether he kissed me or not right… so, let me tell you…

He leaned to me… I was getting scared that he is going to kiss me… but, if he kiss…
Awwww….. this would be special day in my life… *shrinking in shy…*

He leaned to meee… near very near…. Very very very verrrrryyyyyy near….

Then he said in my ears, ‘don’t act smart…! I know, you are awake..!’

I was shocked. How come he came to know….

I sat looking at him…

Me: how do you know..?

Him: I don’t know. I just said it. If you were really sleepy, you wouldn’t have replied me. But, you woke up…that means you are acting…!!

**do you guys know a phrase, ‘mind blocked..!’ I too got my mind blocked with his smartness. The overloaded smartness..! he caught me..!

He has caught the great grand princess of gadodiya..! the Ragini… the lady james bond..!!!

Mr. Veera Venkata Satya siva prasada Lakshya maheswari is impossible..!!
I have to be careful with him always..!!!

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So, guys how many have failed the try not to laugh challenge today..?? Raise your hands… no hiding..!!
If you have won the competition…. Your reward will be……….
‘Breaking your stomachs with LOL……. In next episode…..
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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………….

Hey…go after knowing the PRECAP… it’s gonna be Raglak’s romantic dance in rain…!!