Hello guys this is Shivika. Well I am not new to TU but I am posting on KKB page for the very first time.
This O.S. is dedicated to my behna SURBHI DI many of you may know her.
According to the current track going on, Pragya is going to be re-kidnaped. So let’s see how she get’s kidnaped and what is her reaction to this kidnapping.
Boss: The head goon.
Goon: Boss’s companions.
So here we go.
Gunda: Chalo madam aab apki baari ha kidnap hona Ki.
(Come on madam it’s your turn to get kidnapped today.)
Pragya: Chalo chalo Bhaiya.
(Ok let’s go.)
Pragya with curiosity: Iss baar aap aya duty change ho gayi ha kya.
(Why you have come this time, did your duty get charged.)
Kidnaper: Nahi behnji iss baar ma over time kar raha hoon.
(No sister, actually I am doing over time.)
While talking they reach the boss, who is waiting near his car for them.
Pragya: Badi der baad yaad kiya janaab.
(You remembered me after a long time.)
Boss: Haan bas kafi time ho Gaya tha socha mil aata ha.
(Yah! It has been quite long so thought that I should come to meet you.)
Pragya: Aach chalo phir tea coffee ? ho Jaya uss ka baad aada par chalta ha.
(Oh! Okay in that case let’s have some tea or coffee then we will go to your hide out.)
Boss: Okay aap par toh pura bharosa ha mujha aap kahan jauga, chalo lunch bhi saath ma hi Karta ha.
(Okay, no problem I have full trust on you, where will you go. I have an idea let’s do lunch also.)
Pragya nods and they go to nearby restaurant.
Both boss and Pragya were eating together very comfortably like old childhood friends and the goon was shocked.
Goon in mind: Yeh sir ji issa kidnap karna aya ha yah aapni baarat ma aaya ha. Kitna maast hokar dono baat kar raha ha.
(Has sir kidnaped her or they both have come for someone’s marriage. They are talking so comfortably.)
Let’s see what are they talking.
Boss: Behna jija ji da Ki Hal chal ha.
(Dear sister how is brother-in-law.)
Pragya: Kaun Vo khajoor, Phil Hal toh vo yadaash Sa thoda padal ha. Dimaag toh uss bandaar ka pass pehla hi kam tha aur Jo yaad tha uss par bhi aab dimaak lag gayi.
(Who that fool, for the time being his memory is off duty. Already that monkey didn’t have any brain but whatever memory was there has now become pray of termites now.)
Boss: Hmmm. Toh aab hum dhamki Dena ka liya kis ko call karain.
(Hmmm So now whom should we call for threat call.)
Pragya: Dekhlo aapki maarzi ha, ek meri wo nanand ha Jo toh shuru Sa hi kangaal ha, usska baad Vo Tanu vo toh mujha maarna ka liya ussna jisa paisa Diya tha us gadha Sa toh maakhi nahi maari, Vo toh aab iss halat ma bhi nahi ha Ki khud marna ka liya zehr kharid la. Baaki saabko toh baat baat par mooh suja kar khada hona ka ilava koi kaam hi nahi ha.
(Well that’s your wish, I have one sister-in-law who is already bankrupt and after that is Tanu, well the person whom she had appointed to kill me wasn’t even capable of killing a single fly. Right now she is not even in condition to buy poison to kill her own self. And rest all don’t have any work rather than giving useless expressions.)
Boss: Hmmm phir aab kya Karana ha.
(Now what should we do.)
Pragya: Karna kya ha, lunch ho Gaya ha sweet dish kha kar aapna aapna ghar chalta ha.
(What we have to do. We have done lunch, let’s eat dessert ? and go to our homes.)
Pragya orders a large double choco chip ice cream ? for herself.
After food the boss pays a bill of cost ₹5000 and after enjoying her kidnapping date with her kidnapper she goes to her house and sleeps waiting for her next kidnapping invitation.
So here comes the kidnapping date to an end…….
Guys galliyan and talliyan both are equally invited and will be appreciated. Please do pour either by your comments.
AND THANKS FOR READING.
SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO THE KIDNAPPING O.S. QUEEN ?: SURBHI DI. ???????????
Thanks for tolerating me and my nonsense.
Keep smiling ?
Stay happy ?