Kaanchi and ishveer (karwa chauth special os)

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Hey guys I’m Priyanshi. Hope u remember me.
I know karwa chauth bit gya par mere dimaag me ek idea aaya. Socha abhi nhi likhungi to phir agle saal ka wait krna padta.
I have listened many jokes regarding husband wife nok jhok. So I have tried to combine them all .pls do ignore my typing mistakes.

Let’s start

It was morning. Kabir was sleeping peacefully in his bedroom, suddenly somebody threw water on his face. He woke up with a jerk.
(K for kabir nd S for saanchi. )
K – kiski itni himmat ho gyi kk pe paani fekne ki.
S – Mrs. Skk ki . Koi shak. Agli baar uthne me tamasha kiya to ratri jaagran karwaungi. Soch lo .ab chalo jldi se tyaarho jao.
K – I’m sorry darling, I was just joking.

Suddenly saanchi started laughing.πŸ˜‚ aww my cute hubby ab kya mai tumse mazak bhi nhi kar sakti.
Kabir was shocked to see saanchi’s reaction. With so much fear he asked
K – saanchi aaj kuch special h kya.
S – haan aaj mera karwa chauth ka vrat h.

K (murmuring ) – oh to isiliye aaj mujhe itni izzat mil rhi h.
S – kuch kaha tumne.
K – no baby. Bas soch rha tha tumhe aaj gift me kya doo.
S – aww my baby cares this much for me. (While adjusting the cupboard )

Time skips to noon.
Today isha nd veer visited kaanchi to celebrate karwa chauth with them.

While sansha were in kitchen. Veer nd kabir were talking in the hall.
(Here veer nd kabir r friends)

V – congrats kabir.
K – (shockingly ) for what? ?
V – (weepingly)are bhai 364 din ki gulami ke baad ek din ke liye pati parmeshwar banne ki subhkamnaye de rha hoon.
K – haha thank u veer nd same 2 u.
K – wahi aaj subah jb mai utha to soch rha tha ki aaj saanchi ka behaviour itna badla badla sa kyu lag rha h . phir jaa ke pta chala ki aaj karwa chauth h.
V – bhai mai to tang aa gya hoon, Ghar ke saare kaam krte krte, or ek ye isha madam h jo kabhi mirror ke saamne se hatti hi nhi h. Pehle office jao or phir Ghar ke kaam karo. Sunday ko chutti Milti h to us din madame ko shopping pe jaana hota h.😒😒
K – same here bhai, pehle hospital me patients dimaag kha jaate h or Ghar me saanchi Mata. Haan par ek mamle me mai tujhse zyada lucky hoon. Saanchi ko zyada shopping nhi pasand h.

Suddenly they heard footsteps of somebody coming towards them. They both started behaving normally. Yes saanchi nd isha were coming.
Kaveer were dumbstruck to see their wives in red lehenga.
Sansha said hum dono saamne pragya ke ghar jaa rhe h. Kahi chale mat jaana or haan chaand ka dhyan rakhna. Jaise hi niklega phone kar dena.πŸ™‡.
Saanchi said agar thodi v Deri ki to tumhe kachcha chaba jaaungi Mr. Kabir kapoor.

Kaveer were listening like pet dogs.

Time skips to evening.
Isha’s phone rang.
V – baby tum or saanchi jldi aao chaand nikal gya h.
Maine or kabir ne puja ki saari tyarriya kar li h.
Terrace scene.
Saanchi nd isha broke their fast.

S – mere pyaare pati parmeshwar mera gift.
K – bend down on his knees nd made saanchi wore a beautiful payal.
S – it’s so beautiful.

I – veer mera gift.
Veer gave him a makeup set.
I – what the hell is this veer. Mai tumse kabhi baat nhi karungi.
Nd she turned back.
Suddenly she felt something on her neck.
Veer made him wear a beautiful diamond necklace.
I – thank u so much baby.

Saanchi nd isha – ok ab jldi chal kar pet puja karte h. All said ok then kabir held saanchi’s hand
K – mera vrat kon kholwaega.
S – tumne mere liye vrat rekha h. Tears came starting from her eyes.
K – ab tera rona dhona ho gya to jldi kar mere pet me cuhe taandav kar rhe h.

Isha – how sweet, sikho kuch kabir se.
While veer made a puppy face.
Now it was kabir’s chance to ask for gift.

S – mere paas abhi to nhi h par I promise 8 mahine baad doongi.
K – that’s not fair, suddenly he realised what she said.
K – saanchi tumne mujhe pehle kyu nhi bataya.
S – mujhe bhi aaj hi pta chala.

V – ishu tum mujhe aisa gift kab dogi.
I – chup tune mere liye vrat rakha. Nhi na to chal niche shaanti se mujhe bhook lag rhi h .

Kabir hugged saanchi tightly nd said this is the best gift I have ever got.
Nd they happily went down.

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Time skips to 5 years later.

Kaanchi have 4 year old daughter named
Khushi. Nd ishveer have 3 year old son ishaan.

Evening time
Ishveer along with ishaan visited kaanchi.

Khushi nd ishaan r playing while kabir nd veer were talking. Nd sansha were preparing snacks.

Khushi came to kabir nd ishaan to veer.

Khushi – Papa aap Pakistan ya Afghanistan
Ghumne gye the kya??
Ishaan – Papa aap pehle bollywood me hero the kya??

Kaveer – nhi to !!

Khushi – to phir kaha se laaye aisi aatankwaadi mummy.

Ishaan – kaha se laaye aisi makeup ki dukan or fashion ki makan.

All 4 started laughing.πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Suddenly they heard coughing sound nd found sansha glaring at them.
Both kids ran away from there laughing.πŸ˜‚

Kaveer – beta aaj to lag gyi watt.

Saanchi came beside kabir nd sat making a sad face. Nd isha to veer.

Kabir to saanchi – kya hua tum itni pareshan kyu ho.
Veer to isha – tum pls aise ghurna baand karo. Mujhe dar lagta h.

Saanchi – akhir kya kami reh gyi thi meri koshisho me jo shaadi ke 7 saal baad bhi tum muskura lete ho.

Isha – ishaan ke aane ke baad se tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat bhi nhi rakh rhi hoon. Phir bhi tum ekdum fit ho. Jldi batao kon h wo chudail jo tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat rakh rhi h.

Both kabir nd veer fainted hey bhagwaan utha le mujhe.

Saanchi nd isha started laughing.πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sansha – bhale hi kismat or biwi pareshan karti h par jab saath deti h to zindagi badal deti h.
Saying this they both went away.

Kabir nd veer got up folded their hands

Kabir – Jai saanchi devi
Veer – jai isha devi.

Nd started laughingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

THE END.

I hope guys aaplog ko pasand aaya. Agar nhi to mai udte chapplal or tamataro ka wait kar rhi hoon . Pls do leave comments. Thank u all for reading.
Bye
Take care ☺☺☺

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34 Comments
  1. Hi priyanshi
    Its me
    Remember
    It was awesome dear keep writting ✍
    And I can’t follow u on instagram plz tell me what to do

    1. Priyanshipp

      Hi kaanchi .ya I remember u dear.thanks for the compliment.
      Ok I will see what happened, talk to u there
      Bye tc

      1. Hello
        Thanks for remembering me and for checking the problem
        But its still not solved plz check again
        And one more thing dear
        Plz my name spelling has 1 a only
        Its Kanchi Anil Batra Dear

  2. Riyarocks

    Priyanshi dear……..chappal ya tamatar nahi…..bohut saare flying kisses bhej rahi hoon….catch it if u can………..yaar tune toh jaise pehle ball par hi 6 run banadia hai……I mean tumhari pehli os…..aisi khidkitod toh main ye soch rahi hoon tum aage aur kya kya likhne waali ho……luv u a lot sweetieeeee……….

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u dear . Maine tumhare flying kisses pakad liye. Thank u dear M glad mera first os tumhe Acha laga. Next os ke bare me soch rhi hoon. Jaise hi complete hoga it will be infront of u.
      Bye Take care. ☺ ☺

  3. Khamoshi

    Hahaha . PRIYANSHI it was hilarious.. mazaaaaaaaaaaaa aa gaya.. par bechare munde..inn kudiyo ne to zindagi jaise jhand kar di ho..Sorry punjabi aati nahi par fir bhi bake jaa rahi hu.
    Agli baar try karungi bhojpuri main kosish karu tumhare liye.
    Loved it dear.

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u dear. Sachi sansha ne to barbaad kar diya bichare kaveer ko. Dear mujhe v bhojpuri nhi aati wo to thodi bohot aati thi so likh diya. Bye Take care ☺☺luv u sweetie

  4. Ohhh God such a hillarious one…..love all the dialogues dear…..amazing, amazing, amazing dear……can’t have words to describe…..i will not throw chappals but i throw flying kisses to u…..catch them sweetie…..keep witing like this….back with another one…..love u lil sis.

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u dear. I catched ur kisses. It was so sweet. Ya I’m thinking for another os. It will soon be posted in 2 3 days. Keep calm bye Take care.

  5. Anonymousaa

    Wow hilarious epi.My favourite part was:
    Saanchi – akhir kya kami reh gyi thi meri koshisho me jo shaadi ke 7 saal baad bhi tum muskura lete ho.
    Isha – ishaan ke aane ke baad se tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat bhi nhi rakh rhi hoon. Phir bhi tum ekdum fit ho. Jldi batao kon h wo chudail jo tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat rakh rhi h.
    Oh no I am having stomachache out of laughter.
    Oh so sabir_kaanchi is ur IG account?? Okay I am following u back right now.

    1. Priyanshipp

      Hahaha thank u dear mine too is last part fav. I’m very happy u liked it. Luv u loads 😍😍

  6. Trisha139

    Oh my god mja aagya yr too good I am still laughing best time was last dialogue of Isha !!
    Love uh Dhar saara

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u dear. M so happy ki mere os ko padh kar tum hasi😁 . M missing my school friends. Actually in my circle I was the one who used to crack new jokes everyday. Nd in this I combined them all. Keep laughing.πŸ˜‚ coz laughter is the best medicine.

  7. Nice…. Amazing

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank you dear. Keep supporting ☺☺

  8. Superb yaar dil khush kar diya best dialogue last sanchi nd isha’s nd especially sanchi ka kya kami rah gayi thi meri koshshomein jo ab tak muskuran rahe ho… Hahaha.. Maja aa gaya keep it up post nxt one asap nd aise os k liye chappal nahi dherr sari kisses nd flower petal feq rahi hun catch kar lena bye tc.. Nd bechare patiyon ko hamara pranam

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u dear or last wala mera bhi fav h .
      Tumhare kisses or petals maine catch kar liye.☺☺ bye tc

  9. Abhilasha

    Oye chup Jo rotten tomatoes ki bat kri ……..mai dher sari kisses air hugs bhej ri hu…catch them dear…….this was hilarious and I m just laughing and laughing ….seriously and my bro is laughing seeing me laughing …..just loved it…umaaahhh!!

    1. Priyanshipp

      Hahaha. …maine catch kar liya dear. Thank God tum hasi wrna mujhe to laga ki tum mayoos si bistar pe Padi ho.hahaha. .
      Or mujhe bohot khushi h ki tumhara bhai bhi hasa😍😍. Take care of yourself dear

  10. Dhruti

    os was superb and comedy also…….maja aa gaya ese os likhate raho ye hamara aashirvad he……(just kidding)………..seriously i’m just laughing and laughing and my mumma give me a dead glare i mean how i start suddenly laughing at late night…………..he he ………………i’m sending you a lots of hug and kisses for you…..love you………..

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thanks dear. Or haan mai aise hi os likhti rahungi kyuki mujhe romantic lines to aati nhi h par haan comedy krni aati h . To mai aise hi os se tumlog ko hasati rahungi.
      Bye Take care

    2. Priyanshipp

      Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚me too mai to din ko pakdi jaati hoon kyuki meri behen mujhe pe nazar gadai rehti h ,to isliye mai kosis krti hoon ki koi bhi ff padhte waqt na hasu qki iske baare me koi nhi jaante mere ghar or mere friends, nhi to beijatti ho jayegi yaarπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. Moonlight25

    Omg Priyanshi just loved it…i have no words to describe it…amazing work dear….love you loads 😍😍😘😘😘❀❀

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u so much dear. Luv u toooooπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

  12. RuCh23

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ poor boys!!! Totally afraid if their wives πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so good Priyanshi!!! Lots of love to you 😘😘😘

    1. Priyanshipp

      Hahaha πŸ˜‚ Thank u so much dear. Nd lots of love to u toooπŸ˜™πŸ˜™

  13. Amazing Superbbbbb

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thanks dear ☺☺

  14. Riyarocks

    Priyanshi dear….I’m commenting this on behalf of Anuradha…Wonderful dear… Awesome.. I m speechless yaar… Very good story well executed… Great yaar…

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u so much dear 😊😊 but ye anu h kidhar???

  15. Maisarah

    Khushi – to phir kaha se laaye aisi aatankwaadi mummy.

    Ishaan – kaha se laaye aisi makeup ki dukan or fashion ki makan.

    It was hilariously amazing…. I couldn’t stop laughing sweetie … Keep it up πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

    1. Priyanshipp

      Hahaha thank u dear. M glad u liked it ☺☺

  16. It was really good , superb but u just wrote that pakistanis are atankbadi which isnt true, i really felt bad after reading that though it was for fun but………….

    1. Priyanshipp

      Thank u. I’m really sorry but I didn’t wrote intentionally. In starting only i mentioned that I have made a combo of jokes in the former of dialogues. Even i don’t believe that Pakistani or afghsnis r aatankwaadi it’s we people who r aatankwaadis. I have 2 3 friends from Pakistan. Nd againI’m really sorry if u felt bad coz I didn’t wrote intentionally . Hope now u will forgive me. Kaan pakad ke sorry ☺

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