Hey guys I’m Priyanshi. Hope u remember me.
I know karwa chauth bit gya par mere dimaag me ek idea aaya. Socha abhi nhi likhungi to phir agle saal ka wait krna padta.
I have listened many jokes regarding husband wife nok jhok. So I have tried to combine them all .pls do ignore my typing mistakes.
It was morning. Kabir was sleeping peacefully in his bedroom, suddenly somebody threw water on his face. He woke up with a jerk.
(K for kabir nd S for saanchi. )
K – kiski itni himmat ho gyi kk pe paani fekne ki.
S – Mrs. Skk ki . Koi shak. Agli baar uthne me tamasha kiya to ratri jaagran karwaungi. Soch lo .ab chalo jldi se tyaarho jao.
K – I’m sorry darling, I was just joking.
Suddenly saanchi started laughing.? aww my cute hubby ab kya mai tumse mazak bhi nhi kar sakti.
Kabir was shocked to see saanchi’s reaction. With so much fear he asked
K – saanchi aaj kuch special h kya.
S – haan aaj mera karwa chauth ka vrat h.
K (murmuring ) – oh to isiliye aaj mujhe itni izzat mil rhi h.
S – kuch kaha tumne.
K – no baby. Bas soch rha tha tumhe aaj gift me kya doo.
S – aww my baby cares this much for me. (While adjusting the cupboard )
Time skips to noon.
Today isha nd veer visited kaanchi to celebrate karwa chauth with them.
While sansha were in kitchen. Veer nd kabir were talking in the hall.
(Here veer nd kabir r friends)
V – congrats kabir.
K – (shockingly ) for what? ?
V – (weepingly)are bhai 364 din ki gulami ke baad ek din ke liye pati parmeshwar banne ki subhkamnaye de rha hoon.
K – haha thank u veer nd same 2 u.
K – wahi aaj subah jb mai utha to soch rha tha ki aaj saanchi ka behaviour itna badla badla sa kyu lag rha h . phir jaa ke pta chala ki aaj karwa chauth h.
V – bhai mai to tang aa gya hoon, Ghar ke saare kaam krte krte, or ek ye isha madam h jo kabhi mirror ke saamne se hatti hi nhi h. Pehle office jao or phir Ghar ke kaam karo. Sunday ko chutti Milti h to us din madame ko shopping pe jaana hota h.??
K – same here bhai, pehle hospital me patients dimaag kha jaate h or Ghar me saanchi Mata. Haan par ek mamle me mai tujhse zyada lucky hoon. Saanchi ko zyada shopping nhi pasand h.
Suddenly they heard footsteps of somebody coming towards them. They both started behaving normally. Yes saanchi nd isha were coming.
Kaveer were dumbstruck to see their wives in red lehenga.
Sansha said hum dono saamne pragya ke ghar jaa rhe h. Kahi chale mat jaana or haan chaand ka dhyan rakhna. Jaise hi niklega phone kar dena.?.
Saanchi said agar thodi v Deri ki to tumhe kachcha chaba jaaungi Mr. Kabir kapoor.
Kaveer were listening like pet dogs.
Time skips to evening.
Isha’s phone rang.
V – baby tum or saanchi jldi aao chaand nikal gya h.
Maine or kabir ne puja ki saari tyarriya kar li h.
Saanchi nd isha broke their fast.
S – mere pyaare pati parmeshwar mera gift.
K – bend down on his knees nd made saanchi wore a beautiful payal.
S – it’s so beautiful.
I – veer mera gift.
Veer gave him a makeup set.
I – what the hell is this veer. Mai tumse kabhi baat nhi karungi.
Nd she turned back.
Suddenly she felt something on her neck.
Veer made him wear a beautiful diamond necklace.
I – thank u so much baby.
Saanchi nd isha – ok ab jldi chal kar pet puja karte h. All said ok then kabir held saanchi’s hand
K – mera vrat kon kholwaega.
S – tumne mere liye vrat rekha h. Tears came starting from her eyes.
K – ab tera rona dhona ho gya to jldi kar mere pet me cuhe taandav kar rhe h.
Isha – how sweet, sikho kuch kabir se.
While veer made a puppy face.
Now it was kabir’s chance to ask for gift.
S – mere paas abhi to nhi h par I promise 8 mahine baad doongi.
K – that’s not fair, suddenly he realised what she said.
K – saanchi tumne mujhe pehle kyu nhi bataya.
S – mujhe bhi aaj hi pta chala.
V – ishu tum mujhe aisa gift kab dogi.
I – chup tune mere liye vrat rakha. Nhi na to chal niche shaanti se mujhe bhook lag rhi h .
Kabir hugged saanchi tightly nd said this is the best gift I have ever got.
Nd they happily went down.
Time skips to 5 years later.
Kaanchi have 4 year old daughter named
Khushi. Nd ishveer have 3 year old son ishaan.
Ishveer along with ishaan visited kaanchi.
Khushi nd ishaan r playing while kabir nd veer were talking. Nd sansha were preparing snacks.
Khushi came to kabir nd ishaan to veer.
Khushi – Papa aap Pakistan ya Afghanistan
Ghumne gye the kya??
Ishaan – Papa aap pehle bollywood me hero the kya??
Kaveer – nhi to !!
Khushi – to phir kaha se laaye aisi aatankwaadi mummy.
Ishaan – kaha se laaye aisi makeup ki dukan or fashion ki makan.
All 4 started laughing.? ??
Suddenly they heard coughing sound nd found sansha glaring at them.
Both kids ran away from there laughing.?
Kaveer – beta aaj to lag gyi watt.
Saanchi came beside kabir nd sat making a sad face. Nd isha to veer.
Kabir to saanchi – kya hua tum itni pareshan kyu ho.
Veer to isha – tum pls aise ghurna baand karo. Mujhe dar lagta h.
Saanchi – akhir kya kami reh gyi thi meri koshisho me jo shaadi ke 7 saal baad bhi tum muskura lete ho.
Isha – ishaan ke aane ke baad se tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat bhi nhi rakh rhi hoon. Phir bhi tum ekdum fit ho. Jldi batao kon h wo chudail jo tumhare liye karwa chauth ka vrat rakh rhi h.
Both kabir nd veer fainted hey bhagwaan utha le mujhe.
Saanchi nd isha started laughing.? ??
Sansha – bhale hi kismat or biwi pareshan karti h par jab saath deti h to zindagi badal deti h.
Saying this they both went away.
Kabir nd veer got up folded their hands
Kabir – Jai saanchi devi
Veer – jai isha devi.
Nd started laughing??????
I hope guys aaplog ko pasand aaya. Agar nhi to mai udte chapplal or tamataro ka wait kar rhi hoon . Pls do leave comments. Thank u all for reading.
Take care ☺☺☺