JUST FOR FUN 2

JUST FOR FUN

CONVERSATION BETWEEN TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER;DID U DO YOUR HOME WORK
STUDENT;DID U GRADE MY TEST
TEACHER;I HAVE OTHER STUDENT’S TESTS TO GRADE
STUDENT;I HAVE OTHER TEACHER’S HOME WORK TO DO

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TEACHER; WHAT’S SOMETHING THAT U NEED,THAT U CAN’T SEE OR FEEL?
STUDENT’S IN 2000 YEAR ANSWERS
Air
STUDENTS IN 2015 YEAR ANSWERS
Wifi

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TEACHER;CAN U SEE GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;CAN U TOUCH GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;THEN THERE ISN’T GOD
one student raise His hand
TEACHER;WHAT
STUDENT;SIR CAN U SEE UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;CAN U TOUCH UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;OK,SO U DON’T HAVE A BRAIN
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A SON AND FATHER
DAD;I WANT U TO MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE
SON;NO
DAD;THE GIRL IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER
SON;OK
dad goes to bill gates
DAD;I WANT UR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON
BILL GATES;NO
DAD;MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK
BILL GATES;THEN OK
dad goes to the president of world bank
DAD;APPOINT MY SON AS UR CEO OF UR BANK
PRESIDENT;NO
DAD;HE IS THE SON-IN-LAW OF BILL GATES
PRSIDENT;THEN OK

THIS IS BUISENESS
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TEACHER;WHY ARE U TALKING DURING MY LESSON
STUDENT;WHY R U TAKING LESSON WHEN WE R ON A CONVERSATION
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN COMPUTER TEACHER AND STUDENT
TEACHER;STUDENT PRESS ANY KEY IN UR COMPUTER TO WORK
student (is searching)
TEACHER;WHAT R U SEARCHING
STUDENT;MAM U SAID TO PRESS ANY KEY SO I AM SEARCHING THE ‘ANY’ KEY
teacher hits her head
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teacher; how can we keep our school clean
student;by staying at home
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MATHS TEACHER;I HAVE 5 BOTTLES IN ONE HAND AND 6 BOTTLES IN OTHER HAND WHAT DO I HAVE
STUDENT;A DRINKING PROBLEM
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL
BOY; I WANT TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH U
GIRL;LET’S START FROM UR BANK ACCOUNT
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALL NETWORKS
FACEBOOK;I KNOW EVERYONE
WIKIPEDIA;I KNOW EVERY THING
GOOGLE;I HAVE EVERYTHING
NETWORK;IF I AM NOT HERE THEN U THREE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HERE
ELECTRICITY;IDIOTS IF I AM NOT HERE THEN NO ONE IS HERE
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TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;SING A SONG

THE SAME IN TAMIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;MAYIL POOLA ORU PONNU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;PULI URUMBUDHU PULI URUMBUDHU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;ORU CHINNA THAMARAI EN KANNIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;DELHIKU RAJANAALUM
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FRUIT
STUDENT;MAMBALAMAM MAMBALAM MALKOVA MAMBALAM
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;NAN ADICHA THANGA MATTA NAALU MASAM THUNGA MATTA
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ENGLISH TEACHER;WHEN OUR COUNTRY WILL BE CORRUPTION FREE WHICH TENSE IS IT
STUDENT;FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
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TEACHER;WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF U STUDY

STUDENTS

IF U STUDY U WILL PASS
IF U PASS U WILL GET HAPPY
IF U GET HAPPY U WILL PLAY
IF U PLAY U GET TIRED
IF U GET TIRED U WILL GET SICK
IF U GET SICK U WILL DIE

SO DON’T STUDY
(STUDENTS WILL GO TO ANY EXTENT TO QUIT STUDYING)

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TEACHER;PAPU TELL ME THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER
PAPU;H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
TEACHER;WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS
PAPU;MAM U TOLD ME THAT THE CHEMICAL FORMULA IS H to O
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GUYS I HOPE U LIKED THIS IF SO PLS COMMENT GUYS

Credit to: varsha

96 comments

  1. Fallingstar

    Hahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol its soooooooooooooo funny 🙂 😀 😉 😛 B-)

    • Hey
      I am telugu speaking….
      Is this yr creativity???
      I am actually interested in creativity….
      I kept a book on creativity…… Of my own creation…….
      But the way how can we be in contact with each other Varsha????

  2. Saranya

    My dear Philo,now too i am laughing.no words varsha.i really liked that tamil joke,brain joke,quit study joke.oh i can’t point out everything,simply superb.i’ll definitely use this to fight with my friends.pls upload next part yaar.

  3. ãmëęńå

    I laughed sooo much today.. Thank to u…keep it up…u r doing a great job…hey can I give this link to other ppl on this site then many ppl will see this page and laugh ? U r doing soo much for us…thank u sooo much…luv u varsha???

    • varsha (philo)

      of course ameena u can give this link to others by the way r u regular commenter of any serial

      • ameena

        Yess I comment on mostly on all manmarziyan ffs … And also write a ff…so I guess it will be a very good idea to share and let others have a opportunity to laugh like I did…once again thank u soo much…luv u ???

  4. Kirthy

    They are super….especially teacher has no Brain,drinking problem, tamil joke and the last one. Thanks varsha!

  5. Marees

    hi varsha namma kitten teacher ennaikume gud name vaangave mudiyathu la..

    nalla lesson edutha ….class eduththe kolranganu solluvom….

    lesson edukati….avungaluku onnume theriyala di nu solluvom…

  6. wellwisher (ww) zaya and ragna fan

    lol…..
    nice…………
    u take lots effort to do this, i think so……….
    i loved it…….. u made me smile dear…… thanks a lot………..

  7. harna

    hai varsha
    im tamil too…please continue…u are very creative..tq for make my day a wonderful one.tq

  8. Shwetha

    Hi varsha dr,
    Superb ya….Iam very glad that you are a tamilian…. Iam also a Tamil girl….I hope we can stay in touch….I can’t express how happy iam that I saw a Tamil girl….keep going dude….Hope u like my comments

  9. nyc varsha….keep up yaar…and the funny jokes chanc e illa pa….all the best for post nxt funnys yaar…and i am the crazy fan of matsh..do u lyk tat yaar…

  10. Hritya

    ha ha ha ha……….varsha i don’t know u r funny or not.but it is really funny.i enjoyed a lot.thanks 4 sharing this…..

  11. Shree

    Lol … Lmao.. Rotfl…. Ramaaaa… ??

    Omg my cheeks are going red… I just can’t stop .. Thank you so much Varsha!! The Tamil part!! Naa adicha tangamata … Semma di ??

    And not to forget the Bill Gates one and yes the bank account … Too much

    Keep it up dear …

    Love you ??

  12. Devga

    Actualy I dint understand tht sing a song part in eng ….

    But Tamil one was top tucker ….
    Naa adicha thanga maate naalu maasam thunga maate modhi paaru veedu poi sera maate ……

    Awesome work continue Varsha …

  13. Roma

    Awesome, hilarious, all jokes were very funny, brought tons of smile on my face. …love you loads, muaaaaahhhhhh

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