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JUST FOR FUN

CONVERSATION BETWEEN TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER;DID U DO YOUR HOME WORK
STUDENT;DID U GRADE MY TEST
TEACHER;I HAVE OTHER STUDENT’S TESTS TO GRADE
STUDENT;I HAVE OTHER TEACHER’S HOME WORK TO DO

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TEACHER; WHAT’S SOMETHING THAT U NEED,THAT U CAN’T SEE OR FEEL?
STUDENT’S IN 2000 YEAR ANSWERS
Air
STUDENTS IN 2015 YEAR ANSWERS
Wifi

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TEACHER;CAN U SEE GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;CAN U TOUCH GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;THEN THERE ISN’T GOD
one student raise His hand
TEACHER;WHAT
STUDENT;SIR CAN U SEE UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;CAN U TOUCH UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;OK,SO U DON’T HAVE A BRAIN
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A SON AND FATHER
DAD;I WANT U TO MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE
SON;NO
DAD;THE GIRL IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER
SON;OK
dad goes to bill gates
DAD;I WANT UR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON
BILL GATES;NO
DAD;MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK
BILL GATES;THEN OK
dad goes to the president of world bank
DAD;APPOINT MY SON AS UR CEO OF UR BANK
PRESIDENT;NO
DAD;HE IS THE SON-IN-LAW OF BILL GATES
PRSIDENT;THEN OK

THIS IS BUISENESS
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TEACHER;WHY ARE U TALKING DURING MY LESSON
STUDENT;WHY R U TAKING LESSON WHEN WE R ON A CONVERSATION
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN COMPUTER TEACHER AND STUDENT
TEACHER;STUDENT PRESS ANY KEY IN UR COMPUTER TO WORK
student (is searching)
TEACHER;WHAT R U SEARCHING
STUDENT;MAM U SAID TO PRESS ANY KEY SO I AM SEARCHING THE ‘ANY’ KEY
teacher hits her head
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teacher; how can we keep our school clean
student;by staying at home
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MATHS TEACHER;I HAVE 5 BOTTLES IN ONE HAND AND 6 BOTTLES IN OTHER HAND WHAT DO I HAVE
STUDENT;A DRINKING PROBLEM
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL
BOY; I WANT TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH U
GIRL;LET’S START FROM UR BANK ACCOUNT
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALL NETWORKS
FACEBOOK;I KNOW EVERYONE
WIKIPEDIA;I KNOW EVERY THING
GOOGLE;I HAVE EVERYTHING
NETWORK;IF I AM NOT HERE THEN U THREE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HERE
ELECTRICITY;IDIOTS IF I AM NOT HERE THEN NO ONE IS HERE
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TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;SING A SONG

THE SAME IN TAMIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;MAYIL POOLA ORU PONNU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;PULI URUMBUDHU PULI URUMBUDHU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;ORU CHINNA THAMARAI EN KANNIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;DELHIKU RAJANAALUM
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FRUIT
STUDENT;MAMBALAMAM MAMBALAM MALKOVA MAMBALAM
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;NAN ADICHA THANGA MATTA NAALU MASAM THUNGA MATTA
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ENGLISH TEACHER;WHEN OUR COUNTRY WILL BE CORRUPTION FREE WHICH TENSE IS IT
STUDENT;FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
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TEACHER;WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF U STUDY

STUDENTS

IF U STUDY U WILL PASS
IF U PASS U WILL GET HAPPY
IF U GET HAPPY U WILL PLAY
IF U PLAY U GET TIRED
IF U GET TIRED U WILL GET SICK
IF U GET SICK U WILL DIE

SO DON’T STUDY
(STUDENTS WILL GO TO ANY EXTENT TO QUIT STUDYING)

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TEACHER;PAPU TELL ME THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER
PAPU;H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
TEACHER;WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS
PAPU;MAM U TOLD ME THAT THE CHEMICAL FORMULA IS H to O
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Credit to: varsha

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96 Comments
  1. Actualy I dint understand tht sing a song part in eng ….

    But Tamil one was top tucker ….
    Naa adicha thanga maate naalu maasam thunga maate modhi paaru veedu poi sera maate ……

    Awesome work continue Varsha …

  2. So nice.it’s awesome

  3. Hi varsha,
    I too like ikrs…so we can contact in that page too

  4. very nice varsha

  5. nice one i loved it

  6. thank u guys for ur support

  7. Awesome, hilarious, all jokes were very funny, brought tons of smile on my face. …love you loads, muaaaaahhhhhh

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