JUST FOR FUN 2

JUST FOR FUN

CONVERSATION BETWEEN TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER;DID U DO YOUR HOME WORK
STUDENT;DID U GRADE MY TEST
TEACHER;I HAVE OTHER STUDENT’S TESTS TO GRADE
STUDENT;I HAVE OTHER TEACHER’S HOME WORK TO DO

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TEACHER; WHAT’S SOMETHING THAT U NEED,THAT U CAN’T SEE OR FEEL?
STUDENT’S IN 2000 YEAR ANSWERS
Air
STUDENTS IN 2015 YEAR ANSWERS
Wifi

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TEACHER;CAN U SEE GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;CAN U TOUCH GOD
STUDENT;NO
TEACHER;THEN THERE ISN’T GOD
one student raise His hand
TEACHER;WHAT
STUDENT;SIR CAN U SEE UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;CAN U TOUCH UR BRAIN
TEACHER;NO
STUDENT;OK,SO U DON’T HAVE A BRAIN
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A SON AND FATHER
DAD;I WANT U TO MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE
SON;NO
DAD;THE GIRL IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER
SON;OK
dad goes to bill gates
DAD;I WANT UR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON
BILL GATES;NO
DAD;MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK
BILL GATES;THEN OK
dad goes to the president of world bank
DAD;APPOINT MY SON AS UR CEO OF UR BANK
PRESIDENT;NO
DAD;HE IS THE SON-IN-LAW OF BILL GATES
PRSIDENT;THEN OK

THIS IS BUISENESS
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TEACHER;WHY ARE U TALKING DURING MY LESSON
STUDENT;WHY R U TAKING LESSON WHEN WE R ON A CONVERSATION
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN COMPUTER TEACHER AND STUDENT
TEACHER;STUDENT PRESS ANY KEY IN UR COMPUTER TO WORK
student (is searching)
TEACHER;WHAT R U SEARCHING
STUDENT;MAM U SAID TO PRESS ANY KEY SO I AM SEARCHING THE ‘ANY’ KEY
teacher hits her head
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teacher; how can we keep our school clean
student;by staying at home
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MATHS TEACHER;I HAVE 5 BOTTLES IN ONE HAND AND 6 BOTTLES IN OTHER HAND WHAT DO I HAVE
STUDENT;A DRINKING PROBLEM
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL
BOY; I WANT TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH U
GIRL;LET’S START FROM UR BANK ACCOUNT
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALL NETWORKS
FACEBOOK;I KNOW EVERYONE
WIKIPEDIA;I KNOW EVERY THING
GOOGLE;I HAVE EVERYTHING
NETWORK;IF I AM NOT HERE THEN U THREE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HERE
ELECTRICITY;IDIOTS IF I AM NOT HERE THEN NO ONE IS HERE
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TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHAT IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;SINGS A SONG
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;SING A SONG

THE SAME IN TAMIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL BIRD
STUDENT;MAYIL POOLA ORU PONNU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL
STUDENT;PULI URUMBUDHU PULI URUMBUDHU
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
STUDENT;ORU CHINNA THAMARAI EN KANNIL
TEACHER;WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA
STUDENT;DELHIKU RAJANAALUM
TEACHER;WHICH IS OUR NATIONAL FRUIT
STUDENT;MAMBALAMAM MAMBALAM MALKOVA MAMBALAM
TEACHER;DO U KNOW MY FAV SONG
STUDENT;??????????????????????????
TEACHER;NAN ADICHA THANGA MATTA NAALU MASAM THUNGA MATTA
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ENGLISH TEACHER;WHEN OUR COUNTRY WILL BE CORRUPTION FREE WHICH TENSE IS IT
STUDENT;FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
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TEACHER;WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF U STUDY

STUDENTS

IF U STUDY U WILL PASS
IF U PASS U WILL GET HAPPY
IF U GET HAPPY U WILL PLAY
IF U PLAY U GET TIRED
IF U GET TIRED U WILL GET SICK
IF U GET SICK U WILL DIE

SO DON’T STUDY
(STUDENTS WILL GO TO ANY EXTENT TO QUIT STUDYING)

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TEACHER;PAPU TELL ME THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER
PAPU;H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
TEACHER;WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS
PAPU;MAM U TOLD ME THAT THE CHEMICAL FORMULA IS H to O
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