ISHQBAAZ- C.T.H – 3 (HUMOUR)

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LANGUAGE- HINDI & ENGLISH

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@LAURETTES HIGH

Soumya & Gauri are still contuining their so called fight whereas anika & bhavya are busy with shivaay’s ???
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Comic books !!! ??

Soumya “Gauri tu samajti kya hai re khud ko ?”…?
(What the hell do you think about yourself)

Gauri “Item, patakha, bindass hot and s*xy” ?

Soumya “Yaha pe koi item song nahi banraha jo tu lyrics de rahi hain”…
(Here we aren’t making an item song that you’re sharing lyrics)

Gauri “Haan toh…waise tu bata meh kaisi dikhti hoon”….
(So what…btw tell me naa how do i look)

Soumya “Umm…”…

They both sits silently on a bench and starts discussing…

Anika in the meanwhile “Proffesor ke aane se pehle discussion bandh kar de naa”…?
(As soon as proffesor comes, do stop this rubbish discussion)

Gauri & Soumya turns furiously and replies with their bold attitude “Haan” ??

Now discussion finally starts…

Soumya “Sach kahu toh itni bhi buri nahi dikhti”?
(Trully saying you dont look at much bad)

Gauri “Thankyou baby” ?

Soumya “Bohot buri dikhti hai…ekdam guttar jaisi” ??
(You look worst, just like a seawer)

Gauri shouts “Ehhh soumya ki bachhi meh tera pakora bana dungi”…
(Ehh you soumya i will make your pakora understood)

Bhavya to anika “Dish ka naam accha hai, soumya ka pakora…ek plate dena” ?
(Name is good, pls can i get a plate of soumya pakora)

Anika replies “Uspe thoda china wali sauce daalke ahha maza hi aa jaayenga” ?
(And then we will add chinese sauce, it will be so yumm)

Gauri “Soumya teri naa yahi problem hai tu”…
(This is only your problem you naa)

Suddenly principal enters into the class !…

Everyone stands up (not on the bench ?)

Everyone “Good afternoon sir”…

Principal with her large jaw line (just line roop bua….Ohh forgot to tell you…Ib’s Roop bua is the principal here) ?

“Tum logo ko kaam dhanda nahi hai, and where’s amisha”…
(Dont you guyz have any work and also where’s amisha)

“Patel” anika asks…?

Principal “Noooo voh to film actress hai…amisha mam, amisha sharma mam…where’s she ??”….?

Gauri “Mam actually naa…amisha mam eloped away with her boyfriend Ramlal peon kaka” ?

Principal ” Kyaaaaaaaa ???” ??
(Whhhattt)

Principal gets a heart attack immediately…Everyone gets DUMBSTRUCK !!!…All the students starts shouting and screaming for help !!!…

Just then a beautiful teacher enters into the class “Mam…are you fine ? inhe kya hua”…

Anika “Fakelana mam actually”…?

Svetlana “Whhhat ??”…?

Anika “Mera matlab svetlana mam actually inhe naa…heart attack aaya hai by god” ?
(I mean mam she got a heart attack)

Svetlana gets SHOCKED and starts crying “Areyyy itni jaldi kaise mar sakti hai tu, abhi tak mujhe meri salary nahi mili…pure 5 saal se latkakar rakha hain tune…uske saath saath amisha ke saath lesbo giri bhi chalu thi teri…isi chakkar mein meri salary bhi tune usko dedi gayi” ???

(How can you die so soon, you even didnt gave me my salary also, i am waiting 5 years but you always gave my salary to that amisha mam always busy in lesbian love)

Everyone looks at her !!! ???

Suddenly fake oops svetlana wakes up and evill laughs “hahahhaha”…

“Koi mental asylum mein call karo ye pagal hogayi hai ye”…
(Someone call asylum, she has gone insane)

Shivaay, Rudra, Om enters into the class hearing screams and all…

Rudra fawns “Huhhhhhh…Omg !! Bhagwan inn dono ki aatma ko shanti de”…
(Rest in peace both of you)

Svetlana “Arey meh nahi mari hoon”…
(I am not dead yet)

Shivaay “Toh aise bhootni ki tarah aap has kyun rahi hon”…
(Then why are you laughing like a ghost)

Rudra “haan”…
(Yes)

Svetlana laughs “Tum sab…tum sab se badla lungi meh…barbaad kar dungi tum sabko barbad kardungi !!!!”….???
(I will avenge you all and i will destroy you all too)

Anika “Whhat ??”…

Soumya “Meh mam ko bata dungi”…?
(I will complain to mam)

Everyone looks on her…?????

Svetlana angrilly shouts “Sab ko maar dungi mein”…???
(I will kill all)

Rudra “No abhi tak maine vo bhi nahi kiya…pls no”…?
(No not now i didnt had that yet)

Soumya “Vo means”?
(That means)

Rudra “Erotic films mein jo karte hain naa vo” ?
(Those things which are shown in erotic films)

Soumya “??”…

Svetlana “Bandh karo apni ye bakwass !! Meh meh”…
(Stop your nonsense !!)

Anika “Bakhri ki tarah meh meh karegi yah aage kuch bolegi bhi”…?

Svetlana “I had planned meh tum sabko maar dalungi”…??
(I will kill everyone..heveryone °ACCENT COPIED° !!)

Suddenly she feels off the mask of her face and reveals her original face !!!!!…

“Ye toh sach much ki fake nikli” anika screams !!! ???
(She is really fake)

“Bhagoooooo” everyone screams and rushes outside !!!…???????
(Runnnnn)

Svetlana closes the door and laughs evilly !!…She spots a dagger and smirks idiotically !!!…????

(BUT CLASSROOM MEIN DAGGER, ANYWAYZ WHO CARES ?)

@GROUND

Everyone rushes outside !!!…

“Ye svetlana mam toh sach much ki fakelana nikli” gauri shouts…?
(She is really fake)

“Police ko call kar…police ko” shivaay tells om…?
(Someone call cops)

“Police yaha kaise aayengi…aaj bharat bandh hai” ??
(Cops cant come today its strike)

Shivaay “Ohhh shit !!!”…?

Anika “Ek kaam ho sakta hai”…
(We can do one thing)

Shivaay “Kya kar sakte hain hum”…
(What)

Anika “Lets bring amisha mam”…

Bhavya “Par vo toh apne boyfriend ke saath bhaag gayi”…
(But didnt she eloped with her boyfriend)

Gauri “No she didnt !!…i lied actually” ?

Everyone “Whhhhhhattt ??” ????

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HUHHHHHH….NOWWW WHATT ??
AB KYA HOGA GAURI-LANA KA ? ??

LOVESSS
RiANA

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  1. Riana

    Guys its *peels off* not feels off ?

  2. Pavithra1616

    Oho! Superb epi! Loved it to the cores.. I really luaghed di! And I loved ur dp…!! Pls update soon..

    1. Riana

      @Pavi… Thanxalottt dearie ????
      Glad that you like it and dp ??…
      Yah will updt soon

  3. Awesome di

    1. Riana

      @Niyu.. Thankuo ???

  4. ItsmePrabha

    Hilarious…fake i mean svetlana is awesome…hehehe..

    1. Riana

      @Prabha… Hehe ??

  5. Mansi

    Superbbbbbbbb funny update????GauMya’s unnecessary fight???Bhavya telling she want to eat Soumya pakora???Here too u brought Svetlana??Fakelana???Dagger in classroom?Gauri lied about Amisha mam?Want more???

    1. Riana

      @Manuu… Dont say want more ???
      I will updt soon more and more ????
      Thankyouuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  6. Nikita_jai29

    It is funny

    1. Riana

      @Niki.. ❤️❤️

  7. Alekhika20

    Superb update

    1. Riana

      @Ale.. ??

  8. Niriha

    Fabulous superb ? dear…

    1. Riana

      @Niri… ???

  9. Jasminerahul

    Soumya Gauri scene was funny.soumya pakoras.these girls r so funny.Roop as Principal.great choice.i’m laughing.Prof Amisha eloped with Peon Ramlal kaka n so Roop had a heart attack.ha ha.Swetlana/fakelana’s reaction was funny.she is sad 4 roop bcz roop didnt give her salary 4 many months.so funny.Oberoi brothers saying RIP bcz they thought Swetlana died n became a ghost seeing her laughter.i cant stop laughing.roop n amisha were lovers.shocking funny twist.fakelana’s mask falling down was d best twist.actually in IB too i’m waiting 4 swetlana’s mask to fall down as they themselves said that d evil swetlana is fake.but the writers forgot that.They cant call police bcz of strike.ha ha

    1. Riana

      @Jas.. Thankyou so much jas ❤️❤️❤️❤️
      Haha ???

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