HAMARI KAHANI-Twinj(Five shots) Tiktik 2
Helloo! Here i am again with the 2nd part of this mini ff(if i can call that so)…..guys u r sooo cute!!! I am speechless…u guys always make me have such a broad smile on my face when i read ur comments…love u all soo much???
Ab..baaki baatein epi ke baad…
Then…lets kick off!!!
❤️_________ready set go________❤️
Recap: Twinkle and kunj have a sweet fight and kunj storms out of the house hearing YUVI’s name. Twinkle recalls her meeting with Kunj. Ab…..
Kunj was still unable to understand how his charm had failed to impress that girl.
Yaar yeh ladki hai ya kya hai? Usne KUNJ SARNA ko bhaao nahi diya? Beta kunj tune theek se dekha na usse ya ainvi fluke mein propose kar diya? Andhi vandhi nikli to beta suli par chadne se pehle latak jaayega….lekin ye impossible hai…yun ghoorkar dekh rahi thi jaise bhuki sherni kaccha chaba jaayegi…
(God..is she a girl or what?? She did not pay attention to KUNJ SARNA?? Kunj did u see her well before proposing her or did u propose her by fluke? If she turns out to be blind then u will be dead before even reaching the ???? but this is impossible….she was staring at me as if the hungry lioness would crush me alive…)
Kunj was busy scratching his head like a confused monkey when Karan and Rahul came n started staring at him…
Ka-ladki ne thukra kya diya…ye toh nikamma ban gaya…
R-aaj bechare ne kismat ke haathon maat khayi hai…normally yeh logon ki vatt lagata hai aaj kismat ne iski laga daali
(Ka- he has become useless on being rejected by a girl…
R-today the poor fellow has been defeated by destiny….normally he gets people into a mess but today destiny has made of him a laughing stock)
N they laughed their heads out but kunj did not budge at all. They took his pic n because of the flash Kunj got startled and started screaming and jumping…
K-ganapati bappa moriya…pls mujhe mat utha…
(Hail the lord ganesha…pls spare my life….)
N he went on and on until his eyes fell on twinkle who was lying on the grass n laughing in silent mode….
Kunj kept staring at her
Ka-oye! Laad saab!!!
(Oh hello! Mr Pampered!!!!)
Rahul snapped his fingers in front of Kunj.
Karan and Rahul weirdly observed kunj looking at Twinkle.
Ka-Mr Sarna…nazara kaisa hai?
K(not in his senses)-kamaal hai yaar…
Just then Kunj made a back flip n fell on his back…
K-haye! Maar daala!
(Ka-Mr sarna…how’s the view)
K(not in his senses)-it’s amazing yaar…
Just then kunj made a back flip n fell on his back….
K-ooff!! Killed me!)
N he lied on the grass closing his eyes..
Huh ye pallu bhi naa…tharki kahiki!!! Khud ka setting kar diya aur mujhe akela chod diya…khud to bari sati savitri ki tarah responsibility le li ki twinkle ki jaan khani hai…uske mouh ki rakshak banegi aur yahan…pallavi ki jawaani ke sequels ban rahe hai…
Aur maa bhi naa…uss dhongi baba ke chakkar mein naa jaane kitne log mujhe goongi samajhte hai…canteen wale ne toh pura menu hi haath mein thama diya! Idiot kahika! Aur haathon se kya ishaare kar raha tha…filhaal goongi hun..behri nahin!!! Arghhhh
(Huh! This Pallu…blo*dy flirt!! She got settled herself and left me alone….like a saint she took the responsibility of irritating me and protect my mouth…and here….sequels of Pallavi’s youth are being made…and mom..because of that fake priest i dont know how many people think that i am dumb…..the canteen guy handed the whole menu to me..idiot! And what gestures was he doing with his hands?? As of now i am dumb not deaf..argh!!!)
Twinkle was lost in her thoughts when she saw Kunj jumping around n chanting ‘ganapati bappa moriya…
Yeh to vahin stupid hai na jisne mujhe propose kiya tha??? Kya kar raha hai? Reject hokar pagla gaya hai kya? Ye bechara aashik aaj bhakt kaise ban gaya? Itna drastic change…lagta hai bappa ne iske saath black comedy ki hai….jo bhi hai mujhe to mazaa aa raha hai…
(He is that same stupid guy who had proposed me?? What is he doing? Has he gone mad after being rejected? How did this poor romeo become a devotee? Such a drastic change…it seems like lord ganesha has done black comedy with him…anyways i am enjoying it…)
Twinkle started laughing hard…
Hawww! Sorry…i am on mute mode na sooo….
She pretended to press a button on her hips n she reset herself just like a robot n started laughing…
Yeh bandar mujhe ghoor kyun raha hai? Hawww! Ye silent mode mein apne friend se kya keh raha hai? Iski to mein!!!!
Twinkle freeze! Rukh! Tumne agar munh khola naa to pallu tujhe latka daalegi…maa tera dahi nikaal degi aur voh stupid baba ke naye paitre ka bakra banegi….itna risk mein nahin le sakti…
(Why is this monkey staring at me? Haww!! What is he saying to his friend about me in silent mode? I am going to!!!!!
Twinkle freeze! Wait! If you open your mouth pallu will hang you upside down…mum will squeeze you and that stupid priest will make of you the tester of his antics…i cant take that much risk….)
She made a cute pout…
She looked at Kunj who was still staring at her n she gave him a death glare…she smiled at him n showed him her sandal…
T(to herself…inner soul talks)- gir gaya! Congrats captain twinki…..aap kaam yaab hui!
N she had a bright smile on the face?
(He fell down! Congrats captain twinki….u have been successful!!!)
K-yaar yeh ladki mujhe pagal bana degi…shayad uski paas ki nazar kamzor hai tabhi toh The Kunj Sarna ko nahin dekha…ABC college ka handsome hunk…laakhon ladkiyon ke dilon ki dhadkan….
(Guy this girl is going to make me crazy…maybe she is short-sighted thats why she did not see The Kunj Sarna…the handsome hunk of ABC college…the heartbeat of million girls….)
K-sorryyyyyyyyyy n he started collecting all the items on the floor…
Sorrry tumhara saara saman gir gaya….
(Sorry i have dropped all your stuff)
Kunj beta apni duniya se bahar nikal…phir se thokar maar diya naa kisiko….duffer kahika! Lipstick???? Matlab yeh ‘she’ hai…chal kunj beta maar le mauke pe chauka…dekhte hai kis ladki ka bhagya khul gaya hai..after all college ka sabse famous ladka usse bhaao dene wala hai….
( kunj get out of your world…again u bumped into someone…duffer! Lipstick??? That means he is a ‘she’….come on kunj grab the opportunity…let’s see who’s destiny is favourable to her…after all the most famous guy is going to give her attention….)
He smiled and looked up.
He changed his cute smile to tashan….
K-andhi ho kya? Dekh kar bhi nahin chal sakti….mera time waste kar diya
(Are you blind? U cant even look up while walking…u’ve wasted my time)
N he left all the stuff on the floor(but still on his knees)
Aouch!!!! Aaj double dhamaal ho gaya!! Bhookamp paya hai kya…(she rubbed her butt)
Phir se gir gayi….twinki dekhkar chalna chahiye naaa…
Par…wait meri galti thodi naa hai….ladkiyon ki galti kabhi nahin hoti hai….aaj kiski shyamat aayi hai? Punjabi pataka ke raaste main kaun aa gaya?
(Aouch!!!! Today there was double dhamaal!! Has there been an earthquake or what?….(she rubbed her butt)
U fell again…twinkle u should look up while walking…
But..wait it is not my fault…girls are never at fault…today somebody is going to be in trouble? Who came in the way of the punjabi pataka?)
She got out of her thoughts and heard the guy saying sorry…
T-banda cute hai yAar…sorry bhi bol raha hai….
(The guy is cute…he is even apologising)
She looked down and saw Kunj…
T-phir se bandariya? Huh! Usne dobara mujh se panga liya?? Iski to main….
(This monkey again? Huh! He messed with me again? I am going to….)
But she was interrupted by kunj who went on with his useless talks….until he said…
Maun vrat hai kya??? Bolo naa? Statue of liberty hai kya? No sound? Aur ye ghur kyun rahi ho?? Kisi kaam ki nahin hai naa? Idiot!!
(Are u on a silent vow??? Tell me? Are you the statue of liberty? No sound? N why are you staring at me? Ur useless no? Idiot!! U…Siyappa Queen!!)
T(in her mind)- haww!! Isse kaise pata ki mera vrat hai? Iske pass shakti hai kya? Nahin nahin…ye to number one lafanga hai…chipku kahika!!!
(Haww!! How does he know that i am having a fast? Does he possess any powers? No no…he is the number one rogue….blo*dy chipku!!!)
She was literally going to kill kunj when pallavi held her hand n cut kunj off…
P-ohh hello mister…tum jo bhi ho…tumhari himmat kaise hui??? Tum khud ko samajhte kya ho? Ek baar reject hokar chain nahin aaya jo ab joote khane ka mann kar raha hai…aur tumhein pata bhi hai tum kisse baat kar rahe ho???
Taneja industries ki malkin se…
(Ohh hello mister…whoever u may be…how dare you? What do you think of yourself? Aren’t you satisfied after being rejected once that you want to get beaten up now…n do you even know whom u are talking to??? To the owner of Taneja Industries…)
K-ohhh show off? Vaise jo kehna hai khud nahin keh sakti?? Ameeron ki bigdi hui aulad! Olle olle baby bol nahin sakti? Thak jaayegi naa? Bechari…
(K-ohh show off? By the way can’t you say what u want to by yourself?? The spoil brat of rich people!! Awww the baby cannot talk? She will get tired…poor girl….)
N he made a mocking smile…
All that while,Twinkle was giving him death glares as if she was going to bash him, had pallavi not held her hand…
Haye! Gusse me bhi kitna hot lagti hai…phir bhi kitna itra rahi hai…ye mujhe pagal kar degi….
Oye! Kaminey! Get ur emotions right aur issse door reh…iss aag se door hi reh! Iske chakar mein lagega na…to lene ke dene pad jaayenge…
( aww! She looks so hot even while being angry…yet she is so arrogant…she will make me become mad…
Oh! Bast*rd! Get ur emotions right and stay away from her…stay away from this fire. Due to her you will fall in big trouble…)
Pallavi spoke out…
P-ohh just shut up!! U idiot! Vo bol hi nahin sakti kyunki…ye bachpan se hi….
(Oh just shut up!! U idiot! She cannot talk because…from childhood only she….)
N she started crying….
Twinj looked on,both super shocked… Twinkle looked at Pallavi who gave that ‘revengewala look’
Twinkle gave her a death glare but then thought,
‘ koi nahin. Iss romeo ne mujhse panga liya hai na…ab dekhna main kaise iski band bajati hun…’
N she looked at kunj and pretended to be sad…
(Never mind. This romeo has messed with me…now just watch how i teach him a lesson…)
While kunj looked up and said looking at his friends…
‘Aba daba jaba??!!’
N he cried fakely!!!
Now Ayu time….
I have included the translations wherever there are hindi dialogues….i hope that some of u guys find it easier to understand now. I am lame at translating things so plsss be kind to me…..
Aise toote phoote translations ke liye mein kaan pakadti hoon…
Hope u guys like it n pls do comment…Ayu ke inbox mein both positive and negative criticism are accepted…soo…kanjusi mat karna..n dil kholkar likhna…
Sorry for keeping u waiting…thank u for showering soo much love upon me…it really means a lot to me….love ya al!!❤️❤️
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