DEAL Ke Liye…. Part 7

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Hello peeps…sooo sorry for the wait….and extreeeemellyyy sorry for posting the same part again…actually my DAD was behind me and he dosen’t know that I write an ff….so jaldi jaldi mein maine kuch aur copy kar liya aur paste kar diya…aur sabse badi bhulakkad hu mein cz I even thought ki maine part likh liya….daat sakte ho for my blunder….

Shivaay: haan Rudra! Tum batao pehle..

Rudra: theek hai…making a sad pout and keeping his head down…

Toh hua yeh that ki…

FLASHBACK RUMYA KI:

Om: Rudra, kahan hai tu? (where r u?)

Rudra: O, main….main ek mountain pe trekking kara raha hun…

Om: accha..toh ek kaam…ek miute…tu trekking pe kab gaya? Aur tuney ye baat humse chupaayi?

Rudra: arrey.!! aap mujhe duffer kehte ho par khud ek duffer ho yaar.. (makes a tedha munh…)(u call me a duffer when u yourself are one…and makes a side frown..dunno how ull imagine..)

Om: duffer! Ho gaya toh kaam ki baat karein?

Rudra: aapko MUJHSE KAAM hai?waah rudy waaah! Ab aapko bhi meri zaroorat pad gayi…
Om: chup karoge..Rudra keeps a finger on his lips n nods..

Om: haan, toh main out of station hun so can u plzz go and submit my order? Waise bhi tere college ke paas hi toh hai meri gallery…

Rudra ( in mind: yaar…kaha phass gaya!) Khair theek hai…

Om: haan toh, jaldi evening 5:00 tak pahunch jaana chahiye..warna…

Rudra: theek hai theek hai…

Om: gud…warna aaj Shivaay se peetne ke liye tayyaar hoja…

Rudra: haan haan…

In gallery:

A girl was mesmerized seeing the paintings in the gallery and…thudddd…

She clashes with a man who owns a well-built body but was not able to balance himself…and the poor girl had to catch him whith great difficulty…but threw him instead..

Rudra: arrey..aah…uthaaoo!!

Soumya: sorry sorry…and gives her hand..

Rudra gets up and starts speaking: paagal ho kya! Sumo wrestler kahinki…pata nahi..mujhe kitna chot laga hai…merit oh abhi umar bhi nahi hui..in a crybaby tone..

Soumya get angry hearing sumo wrestler and says: oh just shut up u crybaby…

Rudra: haawww!! Crybaby kisko bola?

Soumya: ek crybabay ko..! simple!!

Rudra: tummmm!! Just shut up moti baill!

Soumyw: kya?! Tum ek dumd, deaf ladke ho with zero IQ..?

RuMya together: mujhe tumhaare liye time nahi! And walks away..

Rudra: uski himmat kaise hui MUJHE crybaby bolne ki…! Chodd Rudra…

Soumya actually was there to take the sculpture which she ordered for her room the abt one which om was talking to Rudra…she was so impatient that she herself came to take it…

She sees and asks a man to keep it in her van…just then Rudra comes and shouts: aae motiii…tum ek chor bhi ho?! chee chee….lekin main tumhe mere bhai ki sculpture ko chori nahi karne dunga….

Soumya: excuse me?

Rudra: main tumhe excuse nahi karunga…bhaiyya…isse hamare delivery van mein rakh do..

Soumya: bhaiyya, iski koi zaruurat nahi hai….main khud le jaaungi..

Rudra: kya? Bhaiyya aap meri baat taaloge?? Murmers: agar aapne meri baat tali toh main toh tal jaaunga Shivaay bhaiyya ke haathon se…

Man was going towards rudy’s side but soumya sas: apne client ko disappoint karoge?

Rudra: waise, nice joke haan…aap jaao bhaiiya..

Man: par madam toh …

Rudra: bhaiyya, aapko dar lag raha hai na ki yeh sumo aapki paappadd bana degi..why fear when Rudy is here…and lifts the imaginary collar..

Soumya gets angry and says: I cancel this order! And goes away…

Rudra: dekha bhaiyya…kaise akad dikha ke chali gayi…huh…arrey order diya hi nahi toh cancel kahan se karegi?!

Man: parr sahib, order toh unhone hi diya tha….

RuDRA: PATA HAI…kyaa??!!

MAN NODS IN +ve

Rudra: main toh gaya!!

FLASHBACK RUMYA KI KHATAM HUI…

Anika: arrey bechaara…uski order cancel ho gayi..

Soumya: dii, woh order uski nahi uski bhai ki thi!

Anika: ooo, bechaara uska bhai….Ishu teri kahaani kya hai..

Ishu: sumo..mm meraa matlab somu tuney bataaya nahi ki woh uska bhai tha..

Soumya: aapko call aa gaya tha agar aapko yaad tha…

Ishu : accha..waise woh bhi artist hi the…

AniSom: woh!

Anika: chodo aur ishu apni kahaani bataa…

FLASHBACK ISHKARA KI:

A MAN WITH LAMBE ZULF was getting on the train…and in the opposite a girl was seated in the window seat taking in the fresh breeze passing through her…

The man sat down in the same window seat opposite her…

He was mesmerized…but a correction…not by seeing the girl but by the breeze…

The rest seaters thought the as a couple by the way they were experiencing the breeze and looking at each other(actually their eyes were closed so others due to sun rays and bit of darkness thought they were looking at each other with love….)

A fat and dark skin toned man comes and says: nayi nayi shaadi hui hai?

IshKara: Kya? Kiski??

Man: arrey aapki!

Omkara: jii nahi, humari nayi shaadi nahi hui…

Man: accha, toh puraane ho

Ishana: kya? Jii nahi, I’m ek dum modern!

Man: nahi, I meant puraane couple, waise bacche hai kya?

IshKara: jii?

Man: haan toh kitne bacche hai?

Ishana ignores him as she dosen’t understand and counts the grills of the window, after completion she says 6!

Man and Omkara: kya?

The man gets shocked and faints while Omkara gives a confused and angry look to Ishana….

Ishana dosen’t realize and asks: kya? Kyun aise dekh rahe ho Mr. zulfi?!

Omkara points the man through his eyes…and gives a “look what have u done” wala look..

Ishana: yeh aadmi yahan kun so raha hai? Accha, aapko problem hai so u wanna exchange seats…no problem…aaiye..

Omkara rolls his eyes : yeh aadmi SOO nahi raha hai…tumhaari wajah se gir gaya hai..

Ishana: kya? Aapna ilzaam dusron par thopp rahe ho?

Omkara: excuse me?

Ishana: jii haan, aapne hi kuch kiya hoga aur mujhpe thop rahe hain..

Omkara gets angry and shouts: TUME UNHE KAHA THAT WE ARE A COUPLE AND HUMARE 6 BACCHE HAIN!

Ishana starts laughing making Omkara even more angry…

Omkara: what’s so funny?

Ishana: usne aise soch bhi kaise liya ki main AAP ke saath..and laughs again..

Omkara: what do u mean by main?

Ishana: matlab ki koi ek puraane zamaane waale mr.zulfi se kyun shaadi karega?isse accha main iss motu se shaadi kar lun..pointing towards the fainted man thinking gira hai naa toh thoda istamaal kar lungi toh zyaada fark nahi padega…

This was enough for Omkara…he throws water…umm…a correction again…not on Ishana but on the man..

Man wakes up with a jerk and says: 6 bacche!

Omkara: yeh ladki aapse shaadi karna chahti hai…

Man: nahi nahi…main ekshaadi shuda ladki se kaise shaadi kar sakta hun? Aur bhaisaab aapko shrm nahi aati apni patni ke saath aisa kar rahe hain..

Omkara sighs and says: bhaiyya ji, humari shaadi NAHI hui hai…

Man: kya? Aapki shaadi nahi hui inse? Tab to ye bohot aacha vichaar hai!

Ishana: vichaaar matlab?

Man: vichaar matlab news…
Ishana: oh! intresting word…

Man: waise humari bhi shaadi nahi hui….

Ishana: humari? Haan, humari shaadi nahi hui…murmers: or iss motu se shaadi karega kaun? Om whispers back: tum…and smirks…

Man: nahi, hum humari baat kar rahe hain…

Omkara: umm, ye apni baat kar rahe hai miss…

Ishana: haan toh baat baat pe hum hum kyu laga rakha hai?

Man: humara baat karne ka tareeka hi aisa hai…

Ishana: accha..and gives a fake smile…

Man: aapne kaha ki yeh humse shaadi karna chaahti hai na…

Ishana: arre wo toh but was cut off by om…

Omkara: wo toh kya?!

Ishana: woh…woh toh ki..ki…hum AAPSE shaadi karna chahte hain….to the man…

Man: waah!! Humari toh kismet hi khul gayi…itni khoobsurat ladki mili hai humko…chaliye chalet hain…holds her hand and drags her…

Ishana was about to stop him but sees Omkara and keeps quiet….and fakes a smile while Omkara smirks immensely seeing her condition…
And the man and ishu get out of the train…Omkara watches them from window…

Ishaana: chaliye chodiye mera haat…

Man: arrey…abhi toh aapne kaha ki aapko humse shaadi karni hai…

Ishana laughs: kya?!aapse shaadi? Maine toh aisa isliye kaha kyunki jab aap behosh the toh maine unse shart lagaayi thi..

Man: tumne MERA faida uthaaya? Aur woh lagta kya hai tumhaara?

Ishana: woh mera…mera….mmmmmera bbboooyy…..boyyyfriend lagta hai…

Man: lagta tha! Kyunki abb tu meri hone waali patni hai…

Author’s note: guys they were in an isolated place so no one observed them..Om was there to collect special sand for his sculptures and Isana was there to meet her friend….

Man was about to drag her when he received a tight slap and punch…

If u thought…another correction…it was by Ishana…

Author’s note: batao kitne logon ne socha ki the slap was from omie?!

Omkara was thinking by her expressions that she did something wrong and the guy is innocent….

And he moved towards them and confronted Ishana: tumhe sharam nahi aati? Tum iss bechaare ko aise bina wajah thappad maar diya? And goes off when…

Man: tujhe kya laga, ki main itnaa kamzoor hun ki ek ladki ke ghuse khaaonga? Main toh uss baal wale ke jaane ka intezaar kar raha tha….and drags her and was about to go close to her when…someone pushes him and punches him hard….

Omkara: tumhari himmat kaise hui…and beats him until he runs away with his torn clothes…

Omkara was walking off when

Ishana: rukiye….

Omkara: haan…(in a cold tone)and turns towards her…

Ishana: aapka yeh chot…and goes near his hand which had that man’s scratch…and aahhh…… punches hard over there….

Omkara: aaaaahhh! Paagal ho kya? Chot lagi hai wahan mujhe…

Ishana: yu deserve this….tumhari wajah se hua yeh sab….main toh tumhe munh ke chot par maar thi par socha wahan aur dard hoga…shukar manao..

Omkara: haha..isliy naa woh aadmi was overpowering u..

Ishana: haan, uss motu se kaun panga le sakta hai…tum toh..

Omkara: excuse me!? Main toh ? kya main itna aasaan dikhta hun tumhe?

Ishana: u idiotic man! Tumhare wajah se hua yeh sab! Naa tum mere paas baithe naa ye sab hota…

Omkara: accha, so u mean meri wajah se tumne kaha ki marrying him was better?

Ishana: tumhe kyun fark pad raha tha?

Omkara: kyunki tum mere BAALON ki buraayi kar rahi thi which I can’t tolerate…waise tumse baat karna hi bekaar hai…

Ishana: par main toh mari jaa rahi hu na tumse baat karne ke liye?!

And they walkoff..

FLASHBACK ISHKARA KI KHATAM HUI….

Omkara: woh paagal ladki, usme toh dimaag hi nahi hai..

Shivaay: chill yaar! Waise woh dono behne hai kya?

Omru: haan..

Shivaay: huh….aaj ki ladki ka bartaav bhi kuch aisa hi tha

Rudra: mujhe toh lagta hain woh unki behen hai…waise pata hai main aaj main gym mein
Shivom: SHUT UP RUDRA!

Rudra unwillingly closes his mouth giving weird looks…

Shivaay: waise, tum dono mein as expected Om was right….

Rudra: haaaawww! Chee bhaiyya!

Shivaay: lagta hai kisi ko apne baal ugaane hain…

Rudra: nahi nahi, main aise hi thik hun…

Om: lekin Shivaay, tere case mein tum dono galat the…

Shivaay: for god sake ! uske bare mein

Omru: baaat mat karo…

Shivaay: right…

Precap: kisiki dusri mulaakaat aur boom!!

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11 Comments
  1. Sagithya

    Nice yaar

  2. Ahaana

    awesome

  3. Ashwinee

    Yaar akshaya, seriously hasthe hasthe meri bhi band bajnewali thi but bachgayi. Jaise ur dad doesn’t know about you writing ff, in my home they don’t know about me reading ff. But today’s episode was epic ekdum khidkitod

  4. Alekhika20

    Nice update

  5. Haridhra

    Superb yaar ..

  6. Awesome update dr…..i’m laughing hard while reading…

  7. Niriha

    Awesome

  8. Dhar

    Awesome episode it’s was damn hilarious

  9. Akshaya_13

    aap sabney bataaya nahi ki how many thought that the slap was from omie?

  10. Ankita27

    Amazing update dear… loved ishkara n rumya flashback especially ishkara ???.. mene socha tha.. the slap was from omie but ishana kisi se kam thodina hai.. Eagerly waiting for.the next update.. plz post asap…

  11. Nikita_jai29

    It is awesome dear…

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