CHOR POLICE (Part 1)

Hi guys..this is kittu…n m back with my next ff…
Hope u’ll like this..n will cmmt here as well..
Let me introduce with my characters ….n with their respective roles….
Sumo:chorrr(for a case)
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Shravan:superintendent of police (Delhi police)
Nanu:another chor(thieve)
Ramu:driverπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
Well guys,I know..we all r in the same boat of sorrow after edkv…so for this..m going to present here a comedy ,hope u all will enjoy this…n I ‘ll like do my best to maintain here comedy…n feel free to cmmt here..every cmmt is excepted here…
Sooooooo……
A girl is begging before a man…
Girl:saaheb,let me go…
Please….mere chote chote bacche hain…😰
Man:what?????but u’ll have to face SP sir’s anger…
Girl:Abe,tujhe itni der se ek ich dialogue bol rahi hoo.. Tereko samajh nahi aati Hai KYA…
Nanu:child..please cool down….don’t b so hyperr..
Man:oh…chore chorni Nanu natin….
Waah prabhu KYA leela Hai…
Girl:tujhe to mai batayegi..
Just then…a police officer comes put of his ambassador car…n his driver is crapy ramu…
Sh:papa…aap TU kab tak Meri car k driver rahenge???
Ram:jab tak tumhaari maa mujhe maaf nahi kar deti..πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
Just then..a BG music plays…
PAPA KEHTE HAIN…
BADA NAAM KAREGA..
BETA HAMARA AISA KAAM KAREGA…
JUST then…BG stops suddenly… N both went inside the police station…

In side…….
Girl n that old man were begging..
HAME CHOD DOO…..
Ramu look at that man…..n was in shock….
Shravu comes n sits on the table…
N orders the havaldaar to open the lick up…n take them out …
Constable:jai hind sir….
He says,sir ye dono pahuche huye chor hain…
Sh:I said,…bahar laaooo
Then sumo n Nanu comes out…
Sh:naam bataooo..
Su is all quite..
Sh:naam Hai,oohoo…tum to badnaam ho..to naam kaise bataogi..ryt..
Su:me Kaisi bhi Hai..par naam bht accha Hai..
Sh:aisa KYA,tumhaare naam me gems or diamonds large Hai….
Nanu:no my dear bitwaaa…her name is sumo…
Shrvu said…sumo raceler????by pointing towards sumo…
Su:her face was like red apple😑😑😑
Sh:soory…
Su:to nanu,Aur bata mera naam…
Sh:well,what happened..?? What u did??
Constable: sir,both r thieves..
Sh:can’t think…..ye tumhare chehre ko dekhkar KOI nahi kahna sakta….well no problem..
Con:sir,iske chehre se dekhkar to ye bhi no lagta…ki iske itne bade bade bacche Hai…
Sh:whattttttttttt?????
JHOR KA JHATKA
HAAI JORO SE LAGA…
😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
Hey,guys..I know..this is not of storyline type,..but still m writing.. Because I want a different track..sorry for hurting yr thinking…. N feelings… If this happenes…

Precap:shravu is in a conference…there he notices a girl in agents uniform… N that girl was sumo…he is all in shockkkkkk…….
N nanu too comes in police dress…
Shravu gets double shock…
BG song…
YE KYA HUYAA…
KAISE HUAAA…

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Again sorry guys……sorry sorry sorry….

15 comments

  1. Anamika

    Hey kittu
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Wow man
    I luv it
    N the bg music rocks
    Would luv to read it furtherπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    M still laughingπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
    Post soon
    Lots of love n care

  2. Nikita

    |Registered Member

    Hey kittu!
    This was amazing!
    I laughed like hell..
    The bg music!
    Omg!
    Please post soon.. I’m damn excited!
    Love,
    Nikita

  3. Deotima

    i cant stop laughing.. mast hai.. ekdom sab tv ke liye appropriate,,, loved it.. namik will suit as a police… sumo a chorr and nanu also…looool..post asap..

  4. Beas

    |Registered Member

    Kittu di really very humorous.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Di tell me one thing. U r a boy or girl??
    Sorry if I hurt u πŸ™πŸ™

  5. Fatimagulesarfraz

    |Registered Member

    Hey kittu !!!!!
    ROFL πŸ˜› This one was epic … hahahahahahaha … amazing one ..
    Hats off to ur sense of humour ..
    will love to read it further …
    Welldone ..
    Take care ..
    Post soon ..

  6. Alina

    |Registered Member

    Kittu beta tu kuch b kr skti hai..to make ur friends happy.. Sach me bilkul alag story hai..haha
    Ok..
    Bye..
    Ps!!

  7. sona

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    Oh..god….
    Kittu…
    U banged it..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Mujhey ye tumhari kyaal comedy ff ki..nanu aur nation sumo ko chor bsnaney kiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Aur shravu k baap ko driver bananry ki..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    Subh..bahut..bahut..bahut..😘😘😘😘
    Achey lagey hai..
    Pls…yuhi hasaatey rehna
    πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š

  8. sona

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    Oh..god….
    Kittu…
    U banged it..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Mujhey ye tumhari kyaal comedy ff ki..nanu aur nation sumo ko chor bsnaney kiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Aur shravu k baap ko driver bananry ki..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    Soch..bahut..bahut..bahut..😘😘😘😘
    Achey lagey hai..
    Pls…yuhi hasaatey rehna
    πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š

  9. Ariana

    |Registered Member

    yo kittu!!! R u serious? Ramu kaka nd nanu is chor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I can’t stop laughing!!! Ramu deserves that spot….but oho Sumo is also a constable…interesting..Yaar it was all dhamaal kamaal bawaal…superb. Post soon

  10. Ariana

    |Registered Member

    yo kittu!!! R u serious? Ramu kaka nd nanu is chor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I can’t stop laughing!!! Ramu deserves that spot….but oho Sumo is also a constable…interesting..Yaar it was all dhamaal kamaal bawaal…superb. Post soon
    take care…idky TU isn’t posting my comments. It’s annoying me but thanks..after reading this part, it made up my mood. Awesome

  11. Prettypreeti

    |Registered Member

    Oh my gosh my sisso yaar I m laughing badly pbi me kehte hai hasa hasa ke vakhi ban thi means u were so gud that due to laughing my stomach is aching.
    Seriously yaar tere songs placement itni aachi thi ki mai kya kaho.
    Mai dewwani haan dewani mastani ho gyi.
    Jab tune kaha nsnu chor and ramu driver I laughed loudly.
    I m not able to control myself till now
    Hey one suggestion aagle epi me jab shravo sumo ko dekh

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