This is Maya Krishnan and I am gonna give u a full on bogwarts experience (bollywood + Hogwarts = Bogwarts) so wait till u get Ur acceptance letter. Until then let us know something about Bogwarts. I may not be as good as JKR but pls support me. I have done a lot of research. Trust me!
Bogwarts is an institution which teaches the art of film making. It is not like normal film institutes. It is like a boarding school which all of the auggles (audience +muggles) cannot access. It is an extremely protective school which trains students as actor and graduates of bogwarts always succeed in their carrier. Bogwarts can be attended only after an entrance exam which consists some questions related to films and plots and bollywood songs. So the bollywood insiders get it easily. It must be attended from the age of 12. Students can attend both their normal school and bogwarts using a time turner if they wish. They will be teleported to their house using a port key in that case. Revelation of any information regarding bogwarts to auggles would result in expulsion
A BRIEF HISTORY:
Earlier bogwarts was accessible to all people but all of them began to take advantage of it. Bogwarts School is a free school and no kinds of bribes were taken but the standard of the entrance exam was too high. So a person called irfan Khan (voldemort) also known as nafrik (please suggest some other anagram) stole all the question paper generating machine by threatening the caretaker and made it public. He had the question setter with him and made the questions public every year with social media. The ministry wanted to stop this. So they contacted the original Hogwarts which gave them protection and the way to choose selected candidates with a condition of teaching them some magic to ensure secrecy. This magic was erased from their memory when they completed their graduation by using a memory charm.
PROBLEM WITH BOGWARTS:
Bogwarts is now continuously tried to be made public by the paparazzi or paps. They all have started taking hints on its existence (but thanks to Auggles repelling charms). Added to this paps have also started invading too much on the celebs life with fake news and they blow up things enormously
SRK, a bogwarts teacher when asked about how he thinks about life on a recent interview during his film promotion, he said lines from his movie song kal ho Na ho.
This was what he said
“Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo Jo hey Sama kal ho Na ho. people should opt for this policy”
But the next day the media interpretation on headlines was (this was not true guys inspired from aib)
“A MUSLIM MAN ENDORSES TERRORISM”
In a recent interview Mr. Srk being a Muslim said his audience to live to the greatest extent as he says that the world will not be there to live. SRK is a Pathan by birth. Is he being disloyal to a country which gave him everything? Is he hinting to the terrorist attacks in Jammu? To know more stay tuned to our channel (source aib hot star)
This kind of things can only be prevented by accessing the auggles controller in the QPGM (question paper generating machine) which is now found to be nowhere as nafrik (irfan aka voldemort) disappeared along with the machine and his supporter to a place unknown.
THE LIFE OF ALL MOVIE STARS IS GETTING WORSER AND WORSER. WOULD OUR HEROES BE ABLE TO CONTROL ALL OF IT? TO KNOW MORE U HAVE TO WAIT TILL U GET UR ACCEPTANCE LETTER
OWLS ON THE WAY……………
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