BIJWARITRI LOVE TRIANGLE!! (Part 3)

It had been two days since the bitter reality of Ishwari’s fake love had pierced poor Bijoy’s heart!!
He had been a kind hearted man…. Good towards everyone good to him…but his evil side was not yet known to people…..coz he hated only those who lied to him or hurt him….and this time Ishwari had hurt him badly enough.

He drank all day….he drank whole night…his “massoorie” was his only companion to tide over this bitter phase of loneliness.

He lived away from his family that was in Kolkata….ma baba…everyone had been there…..but he had to come to Delhi for studies…n he was looking for a job from the past 6 months…….had been in love with ishu for over a year now……..madly in love with her..
😭😭😭😭….but she left him…😭😭😭
What a misery!! Poor guy…

Khatri on the other hand had his blood boiling with anger……he didn’t really love ishwari but her beauty mesmerized him…..he just wanted to get her by hook or by crook.

But unfortunately our two heroes were destined to become the villains….. Coz hero toh ab dixit sahab ban gaye the. …aur ishu…unki heroineeeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Its the engagement day…..and guess who is the first visitor at Mr. Bose’s small rented house……..
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Its none other than khatri…😱

Bijoy was more shocked than surprised seeing him…
(Scenario…. Bijoy is all drunk….khatri is in his senses but really angry wid ishu)

B: Huh!!! Aaj suraj kidhar se nikla hai…..tu mere ghar mein….πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
(What’s are you doing here??)

K: Dekh juice can….main tere se ladne nahi aaya hu yaha …..kyunki item toh woh saala dixit uda le gaya…😠😠….aur humein kya mila….ghantaπŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””
Main yaha sirf tere se dosti karne aaya hu….hum dono agar ek ho jaaye toh uss daayan Ishwari ko mil kar maza chakhaayenge
(I’m not here to fight with you…coz there is no reason….I’ve come to befriend you coz together we can screw her up)

B: Dosti karna hai toh pehle mera naam theek se le …..I’m not a juice can….but an educated man…….BIJOY!!…

K: Arre tere naam ka main achaar daalunga kya……Mujhe kaun sa tera adhar card banana hai….mudde pe aa….karega meri madad..(what’s there in the name….just tell me if u’ll help)

B(to khatri): Ishwari…I hate you Ishwari….tumne mera dil toda hai ishwari….main tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karunga…..😫😫…..mat jaao ishwari….plz…..aa jao mere paas….kiss me…ishwari….πŸ˜™πŸ˜™(ishwari I hate you….I’ll never forgive you)

K: re gadhe….main ishwari nahi hu….khatri hu khatri…..kitni pee rakhi hai tune…..devdas Kahi ka!! (Hello I’m not ishwari okay…. I’m khatri….you’re too drunk…devdas!)

B(suddenly getting back to his senses):
Aeee!! Devdas ke baare mein Kuch mat bolna.
…..Kuch plan hai toh bata…..aami ready!!😀
(Don’t u dare speak I’ll of devdas….if you have a plan then I’m in)

Khatri explains to him the plan….that if successful would ruin Ishwari engagement.

We are now at Ishwari’s engagement ceremony…… All the guests have arrived….even the dixits have arrived….ppl are busy praising the couple…. Ishwari as always looks beautiful in her red saari….and Mr.dixit is also a handsome guy..(ofc dev inherited his looks from his dad)

But suddenly an uninvited guest comes to the party…..its none other than Bijoy….Ishwari has spotted him…n she’s all anxious now.

I: Hey bhagwaan Yeh kaha se aa gaya…..agar usne koi drama kiya na toh ho gayi meri shaadi….lag raha h nashe mein hai……par dimaag toh isme hai nahi….zyada se zyada….teen chaar mithayiya kha lega…..rehne do bechara ko…..dekh le meri khushi… Huh!!

Khatri could not come in the function as his entry was prohibited…but he had trained bijoy well enough..

Bijoy had brought in with him a banana…
No no it wasn’t a gift for ishwari (I know she is more like a monkey…πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰….but the gift wasn’t for her)

Bijoy ate the banana himself…and went to Ishwari hiding the peel in his hand..

B: Ishwari tum jaa rahi ho…..Mujhe chhodke jaa rahi ho…? (You can’t leave me like this Ishwari)

I: Maine tujhe pakda hi kab tha?….ja aur apne liye koi bangali budhiya dhoond le…..main toh chali aish karne….😏
(I never held you….so no point of leaving….go get a Bengali aunty….coz now I’m gonna rule)

B: Aish toh tum karogi hi…..main bhagwaan se pray karunga ki tumhara sapna poora ho…..tum maa bano…..bahut saare baccho ki maa…..
(I’ll pray for your happiness…. Hope you become a mother soon….a mother to many kids)

I: De diya aashirwaad😊😊😊???
Chal ab phoot yaha se😠…..bada aaya….maa bano….jaise ki maa ban ne ke liye…Isse permission leni padegi……main toh janmjaat ma hu….MAAAA……….(if you’re done wid your blessings then just get lost….I don’t need your permission to b a mother …I’m a mother since birth)

Bijoy begins to leave but without ishwari noticing it….he drops the banana peel before her leg.

Its now time for the engagement…. They’ve called Ishwari on the stage…..AND she steps forward with the ring in her hand…..phir kya hua??….bolo…..bolo….

DHADAAMMM….!!!!

It was a matter of seconds…. Ishwari arsh se farsh par…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bijoy began singing…
AAJ MAIN UPAR
ISHWARI NEECHEπŸ˜‚

Ishwari somehow gained back a standing position but her back pained.. (Ab itne saare wajan ke saath giregi toh yahi hoga na)

Somehow langda langda ke….madam stage tak pahunchi…..tab realise hua….ki unke saath unki ring bhi gir gayi thi ……aur ji haan….kho bhi gayi thi)

Ab saare guests lag gaye MISSION ANGOOTHI DHOONDHO mein….

But bijoy ne ring dhoond bhi li thi aur chupa bhi li thi….

Engagement nahi ho paayi…..alas!!

Every guest was sad….gossips were on….but bhookh bhi toh lag rahi thi……so sabko khaane ke liye backyard jaane ke liye kaha gaya

**all this was happening at the function….meanwhile khatri had managed to reach the backyard…he was a famous Gunda of the area…..bhai se koi panga nahi leta tha….Ishwari exception thi….but jaldi hi bhugatne waali thi…….so khatri bribed the servers and mixed something in all food items……ppl were about to loose their senses and go all crazy after having the food….exciting!!**

Everyone began to have the food….and soon they all drooled over each other….pouring out all the all the hidden secrets before everyone.

Mr.Tripathi (to ishu’s FIL): ek raaz ki baat batau…..hamari ishwari ke ghane baal ke neeche….
(He was interrupted by MIL)
Saasu ma(SM): kaun sa tel hai bhaisahab….bajaj….parachute…kesh kanti….nihaar….bataiye na

Mr.T: Arre tel nahi hai…..raaz hai…..humari beti maa hai maa…..Yeh uske sir pe likha hai….hahaha hahaha…..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I (to Mr.dixit): main ma hu maaaa……yaad rakhna……main tumse sirf Paiso ke liye shaadi kar rahi hu….Mujhe khoob saare Paise dena….mai. Bahut saare Parde khareedungi…
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Mr. Dixit: par ghar mein toh do hi khidkiya hai …aur ek darwaaza…..

I: aee dhakkan!…khidki darwaaze ke liye nahi….apne liye…..main Parde pehnugi na…isliye…….blue pink…maroon…green…yellow….bahut saare Parde…..yay!!!…..

Tumhe pata hai….mere paas ek chhota baksa hai……usme ek raaz ki baat hai….kisi ko nahi pata…..woh raaz kya hai……(KRPKAB ke makers ko bhi nahiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)….par Mujhe pata hai…..

Mr.D: Acha….Mujhe batao na….plz…plz….plz….

I: pehle promise karo kisi ko nahi bologe….

Mr. D: I promise ….ab toh bata do kya hai ..

WOH CHHOTE BAKSE WAALA RAAZ….

—-END OF PART 3—

P.S. I’m really sorry for posting this part so late….was busy with some work….
I guess this part is a boring one…plz comment n lemme know..so that I can make improvements in the next part…..thanks for bearing with me….love you

13 comments

  1. Shalini

    Ooyyeee….it was not at all boring….
    Zhakaasssss tha infact….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Kya plan banaya hai engagement bigadne kaa…..sammy you are too good i tell you….

    Make beejoy and khatri mix non veg in maa and mr.dixit’s reception dinner….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Mazaa aayega…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Will be waiting for the next update dear…and thank you for posting this one…

  2. Nikkita0194

    Nikkita0194

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    Di aap kab chote bakse wala raz batao ge kab kuch waisa hai kya😏😏
    Jo v ho kitna itrati hai yeh ishwary
    Chudial kahi ki
    Shayad boht paisa kharch kia hoga isne parde khareed khareed Ke aur usi karan yeah logo KO rent Ke ghar me rehna pada hoga foot path pe rat bitani padi hogi and Mr. Dixit KO v susite Karna pada hoga
    .k aap Mr. Dixit Ka Nam Nhi bataye
    But jaldi unka honeymoon post Karo……..
    Love u
    😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😍😘😍😘

  3. Riti1107

    Riti1107

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    .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Kya comment karu hasi hi nhi ruk rahi
    Too goodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. Lizaa

    Lizaa

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    Banana peelπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    lagdate hua ishwari….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Bhaang milaya tha kya…
    Ish to Mr dixit -Parde kharid ke parde wali rakshasni banugi…πŸ˜‚
    Waiting for chote bakse ka razz….
    Post soon…

  5. Manya

    Manya

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    Achi baat hai Engagement nhi hui nhi toh Bechare mr DixitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ki zindagi barbad Ho jaati
    Waiting for the next episode
    Post soon
    Love u😍

  6. Aamu

    Aamu

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    Hahahaha…
    HeheheheheeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Funny like always….
    Haha…
    Ishwari kaaa raaz sird tumhe hi pata hai kyuki krpkab wale ko b nahi pata hai…so tum jldi post karo n batado…
    Ham kisi ko nahi bataeengeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Muje to lagta bai me koi comic padh rahi hu….
    HeheπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Post next jldi jldi…
    M waiting for ishwari raaz…
    Or haa end waqt par ishu ko behosh mat kardena…sab ka excitement chur chur hojaegaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Well…jldi post karo m waitin

  7. Priya9876

    Priya9876

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    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Mujhe paise dena mai bohot sari pardey kharidungi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    O god cant stop my self πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Itna mast wala FF

    Laughed Laughed in each n every line…..

    Aur teri himaat kaise hui boring kehne ki…fir kavi na kahiyoooo

    • SamayraRaghavKashyap

      Humka maafi deidoπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ Aage se nahi kahenge.
      Par kaa karein ko log padhiye nahi raha hai πŸ˜–πŸ˜–….aap padhe humko bahut khushi hua…😊😊😊
      Glad that you liked it. Love ya!!😘😘

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