BIJWARITRI LOVE TRIANGLE!! (Part 1)

Its that time of the year when everything slows down…..the reason being the continuous downpour…..and all we indians need during thia season of rains is a cup of hot tea…and pakodas….β˜•β˜”πŸ‘Œ
We are in kolkata….BOSE HOUSE….a melody can be heard through the windows if this small yeh beautiful house….surely its Mr. Bose singing…..

Mana ke hum yaar nahi….Yeh sach hai ki pyaar nahi ….mana ke hum yaar nahi…..”

Mr. Ghosh: Arrey bijoy da…ki holo…aaj bahut shant lag rahe hain….subah ke koi chik chik nahi ki…..( Bijoy its strange that you aren’t roaming around shouting….why so quite today)

Bijoy: Chik chik (smiles) woh bhi hamesha yahi bolti thi…..

***FLASHBACK***

Ishwari: kitna chik chik karte ho bijoy!😟 (why do you speak so much bijoy?)

Bijoy: Toh aur kya karu….tumhare baba toh koi chance nahi chhodte Mujhe insult karne ka…😠 (what else can can I do….your dad keeps insulting me all the time)

I: ae mere papa ke baare mein Kuch nahi bolna…woh sabse acche hai…(no speaking ill of my dad….he’s the best)

B: bas yahi toh tumhara problem hai….tumhe unmein koi kami dikhti hi nahi……aami bokka….Jo tumhaare pyar mein pagal hu😫 (that’s exactly your problem…. He’s just perfect…. Its me who’s mad)

I: (to herself) pagal toh tum pehle se ho…..ismein mere pyar ki kya galti haiπŸ˜’ (there is no doubt that you are mad)

B: kya bola tum…..kya bola😑😑 (what did you say….come again)
*doorbell rings*
I: jaake dekho kaun hai…(just see whose there)

B: kaun hai subah subah sorvonash karne aa gaya….(who the hell has come so early in the morning)

Khatri: abbΓ© bangali baba….tu phir yaha aa gaya….Yeh meri ishu ka ghar hai…..meri ishu kaπŸ˜‰ ( why are youhere again bijoy…..its my ishu’s house….)
I: kaun hai?……(sees khatri)…..tum??…aur Yeh ishu kisko bola…..ishu hogi Teri kaamwaali….main ma hu maa..😏 ( whose it…..you??….and no one’s ishu here …I’m maa)

K: maa hogi tu iss bangali ki…meri toh ghar waali hai…😘 (you might me this bangali’s maa…..but you are my would be wife…darl)

B: oye!! Ghar waali hogi…ghar waali hogi…..ghar waali kya hogiπŸ˜• (oh hello…..whose would be wife….what would be wife)

I: tumse toh ek dialogue thik se nahi bola jaata…..gadhe!!!😠 ( can’t utter a dialogue properly….ass)

K: hahaha…..maanti hai na…ki Yeh gadha hai….toh chup chaap shaadi kar le mujhse….tujhe khush rakhunga hamesha…(you agree he’s an ass right….then just marry me…I’ll keep you really happy)

I: khush?? Arre ja ja…khushi ki deafness bhi aati hai tujhe?( do you even know the deafness of happy?)

K: deafness??πŸ˜•

B: array ishwari….

I: aeee main maa hu MAAAAA…..

B: arrey meri maa…deafness nahi definition hota hai…..(its definition)

I: haan wahi toh bola Maine…..bol be khatri aati hai tujhe??(ya whatever)

K: aati toh Teri yaad hai Darling…. Din raat sote jaagte bas tere hi baare mein sochta rehta hu..(you come to my dreams babe….all the time I keep thinking of you)

B: ae mister….zyada drama mat kar warna chori ke exam mein jail bhej doonga…(just stop it otherwise I’ll send you to jail…accusing you for theft)

I: exam nahi ilzaam hota hai…

B: haan Jo bhi ho…..chori ke ilzaam mein…..yaad rakhna….

K: bhai tu rehne De….ek baar tune CHORI kya bol diya…facebook..instagram….twitter…har jagah Teri acchi waali utaar rahe hai sab..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(You better don’t speak of theft lad….there already a lot happening on social media…just bcoz u hv used this word once)
B: haan toh theek hai na….harassment ke case mein andar jaayega tu….khotri…(okh then….how about a harassment case)

K: its khatri..😎….. .dekh ishu bahut ho gaya is juice can ka drama…..chup chap apne baap ko mana …aur karle mujhse shaadi…..warna woh chhote bakse waala raaz sable saamne hoga….(ishwari just marry me…otherwise the secret of the small box won’t be hidden anymore)

B: kaun chhota boxer??…..ishwari tum bachpan mein boxer thi???😱😱😱..(ishwari you were a boxer)

I: hey bhagwaan…. Boxer nahi baksa….kab se keh rahi hu….kaan mein chameli ka tel daal lo…..par tum toh tum ho….(god!!…its box not boxer …didn’t I tell you to out some jasmine oil in your ears….but your impossible)

K: ae chameli ..ke aas paas bhi mat dikhna….bangali dhakkan….woh behen h meri….HaanπŸ˜’. (Stay away from jasmine she’s my sister..)

I: hey ishwar….. Uthaale Mujhe….😫😫😫 (god plz kill me)

*doorbell rings…….ishwari darwaaza khol beta*

I: arrey nahi lagta hai papa aa gaye ….jaldi….tum dono peeche waale darwaaze se niklo…..jaldi karo………..aayi papa!!.. ( just get out of the back door you two….coming dad)

Mr. Tripathi: Arrey ishwari ek khushi ki baat batau…..humne tere liye ek bahut hi accha sanskari…..aur kamaau ladka dhoondh liya hai ……dixit hai woh log…..kal aa rahe hai tujhe dekhne……tayyar rehna!!! (Ishwari we’ve found a groom for you…they are dixits…he is a nice guy…they’ll be coming to see you soon… Be ready)

I: DIXIT???😰😰😰😰😡

………..END OF PART 1………

P.S. The next part will be posted most probably by 5 April….till then…see ya!!

30 comments

  1. Manya

    Manya

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    Loved itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Sahi mein Bijoy ne Dev Ko chor Kya kaha!!earthquake hi aa gya Hua samjhoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Ishwari aur uske teen Anmol RatanπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Jaldi Jaldi post Karo😘😘
    Love u😍

  2. Vaishaali

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    KHATRI is all about being SASSY….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Beejoy ki kyaa khilli udaai hai bande ne…😝😝😜
    Really KHATRI BOY ROCKED IT TODAY…😝😝😝
    I’m sure ishwari ki life real mein..i mean serial mein bhi aisi hi hui hogi…FOREVER GREEN….πŸ˜›πŸ˜œπŸ˜
    THIS PART WAS AWESOMEEEE….LOVET IT…
    will be waiting fir the next one….
    And thank you for posting this…πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

  3. Shalini

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    GAZAB…!! it was….awesomly awesomeeee…..LMAO…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
    KHATRI full tuuuu ROMEO MODE mein…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ISHWARI’S ROMEO….
    Ek anar aur 100….no no no…ek anar aur 2 bimaar….iπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ
    I really imagined them while reading and after that was laughing like a MANIAC…sure people will call me pagal from now on…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Will be waiting for 5th april….
    One request i have…please try to put the song TU MERI HAI PREM KI BHAASHA…some where in ISHTRI sequence…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Till then take care…dear….πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

  4. Nikkita0194

    Nikkita0194

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    Wow di great ap toh devi ho devi
    Man kr raha hai ghar ke mandir me rakh kr ke pooja kr lu
    waise ishu ekdom tapori ladki lag rahi hi jiske yeh dono paale huye kutte lag rahe hai
    Bejoy baba rocks aur ishu ki badi badi bate ise achi eng radha bolti hai
    Khatri super aisa lag raha tha ki abhi ishu ko utha ke le jayega
    Aur precape mr dixit bhi enter kr rahe hai love square likh do ye dono toh flirt karte hai usne toh shadi kr li uska jyada hak banta hai ishu ka
    Lol koshish karo ki aram se post karogi warna phir thak jaogi
    Luv u and your writing

  5. Sujie

    Sujie

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    Hello πŸ™‚
    This is the first time I am commenting in a fan fiction of KRPKAB page….
    I must say you are amazing…your sense of humor is rocking…keep going…..
    let me introduce myself…. I am Sujita….but you can call me Sujie…as it is name here in telly updates page…..keep up this good work…take care

  6. ShrutiP

    ShrutiP

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    Awesome yaar..loved it… Kya love triangle hain…Bejoy and Ishwari made for each other…post the next one soon…😊😊😊

  7. Priya9876

    Priya9876

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    ” YE KYA LIKHA, KAISE LIKHA, KYU LIKHAAA, KAB LIKHA” ye na pucho..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    O Sammy ‘PAGAL BANAYA TUNE’ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    bESTEM Bst hai yaa tu.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Ishwari k angar GKB ka HINGLISH BHOOT…ha..ha.ha.haa..!!

    Bhaieee Khartri to itna desprate lag raha h maano:
    KHATRI- ” DULHAN HUM LE JAYENGE ”
    nd again ” MAI LADKI NHI MAA HU MAA ” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    But jokes apart–
    The way u start Write Up/Story.. Ur Words, ur lines, ur para’s soo perfect…
    It seems like u r a good writer or i can say a very good start…
    Good Job dude..
    nd thnx hume itna hasane k liye,,, log hume tumhari wajh se pagal samjhenge but chalo maaf ki maine dil saaf kiya..
    πŸ™‚ bieee.. GN

  8. SamayraRaghavKashyap

    Thank you all for all your love and support….😘😘
    I’m extremely sorry ki meri wajah se duniya mein aapko pagal kaha ja raha hai……
    Plz mujh bechaari ko maaf kar do..πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

    Keep laughing…. Stay healthy….have a great day ahead guys…

    Sante!!

  9. Niki645

    Niki645

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    Hilarious yaarπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜„ I simply love to read ur works😘😘

    Always makes me relax!! Pls post soon!

  10. Juhi16

    Juhi16

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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Osm….mujhe long comments krna psnd h but m not getting words…it was like Full to fattack…jhakkas…..ab to Devakshi gye bhad me…… (not intentionallyπŸ˜…)
    Ab toh Ishjoy…sry Bijwaritri is my fav…
    πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ΉπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ‘ΊπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ(now u decide who’s whoπŸ˜‚)
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Hasa hasa ke pagl kr diya….
    Post nxt soon…😊

  11. Riti1107

    Riti1107

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    Samayra devi aapke charan kidhar haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Kaise likhte ho aap ye sab
    Chori wala was the best
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Still can’t stop laughing

    • Juhi16

      Ya haan ….vo chori vala….mai to mention krna bhul hi gyi….it was very nice…..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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