Hi guys!!ayushi is back!!ok so tried my best to make it funny!!do read and comment!!
Dev:u know I have never celebrated my bday!!
Sona:really!!mr Dev Dixit never celebrated his bday!!hard to believe!!
Dev:itna hard bhi nhi hai(it’s not that hard)
Sona:ok ok!!toh Kya aap Aaj celebrate karenge(so will u celebrate today)
Dev:I don’t know !!
Sona:main apko promise karti hoon ki aap Aaj ka din kabhi nhi bhulenge(I promise u that u will never forget this day)
Dev:Aisa Kya karne wali Ho??(what are u going to do)
Sona:pata nhi?lekin abhi Kya aap mere saath dance karenge(I don’t know!!but will u dance with me now)
Sona:aur kahan!! (Or where)
Sona:Dev aapne kaha ki apne Aaj tak apna bday celebrate nhi kiya but ur bday segments and pics!!(u told me u never celebrated ur bday!!but those bday segments and all)
Sona Kya kardiya ab use pata chal jaayega ki main use stalk Kar Rahi thi(oho Sona!!what have u done now he will get to know that I was stalking him)
Dev:who do u know??
Dev:ABCD bolne ke liye nhi kaha!!(I have not told u to day ABCD)
Sona:aur nhi toh Kya??aapko Ko Kya laga ki main aapko stalk Kar Rahi thi(or what??did u think that I was stalking u)
Kya karti rehti hai Sona!!
Sona:acha lets go home!!
Dev:u can accept that u were staking me!!
Sona:Maine Aisa kab kaha(when did I say that)
Sona:ok fine main apko stalk Kar Rahi thi!!(ok fine I was staking u)
Sona:r u blushing??
Dev turns to the other side
Dev:main……main kyun blush karne laga!!(no)
Sona:aap accept Kar sakte hai(u can accept it)
Dev:ok fine I was!!!
Sona:oho Mujhe pata nhi that ki Mr AD Mr BD Ho sakte hai??
Sona:attitude Dixit and blushing Dixit
Sona:apke sath toh main waha bhi jaane ke liye taiyar hoon(I can go to hell with u)(mumbles)
Sona:kuch bhi toh nhi(nothing)oh no mere pass toh ghar ki Chabi nhi hai(I don’t have my house keys)Aaj toh yeh footpath hi Mera bed hai(this foothpath is my bed today)
Dev:oh yeah!!waise bhi ab Mera kaam hi gya!!ok bye!!enjoy!!(my work is done)
Dev starts going
Sona:ek second!! Hello mister!!
Dev:ji main apko jaanta hoon??(yes do I know u)
Sona:ji Haan!!aap Mujhe aise chod Kar nhi jaa sakte!!(yes!!and u bang leave me like this)
Dev:toh kaise chod Kar jaa sakta hoon??(then how can I leave u )
Sona:kaise bhi Chod Kar nhi jaa sakte!! Main apke sath chal Rahi hoon (u can’t leave me)
Dev:main khud manage Kar Sakti hoon(imitating Sona)
Sona:excuse me!!aap Mera mazaak nhi uda sakte!! (U r making fun of me)
Dev:main aapka mazaak uda raha hoon!!koi problem!! (Yes I am!!any problem)
Sona:Haan bahut problem hai!! (Yes)
Dev:theek hai toh phir Raho apne pyare footpath ke sath!?(ok so u live with ur footpath)
Sona:koi problem nhi!!kisi Ko!!(no problem)
Dev’ s phone rings
ABC channel:hello sir!!haapy bday!!
ABC:toh sir hum Aaj aa Rahe hai apke interview ke liye!(sir we are coming for the interview)
Tu phir bhool gya!!Kal sabke samne Teri izzat ka faluda bane wala hai!!faluda hi kyon!!choclate,icecream,Kulfi Sab kuch bane wala hai (u forgot again!!now u r go Goa gone)
Sona:hum phir bhool gye!!(we forgot again)
Dev:chalo pehle ghar Chalte hai!!(let’s go home first)
They go home!!dev gives Sona his clothes to wear!!
????she looks so hot in my clothes!!i will never wash these clothes to keep her essence!!gross!!??sometimes i only feel that I am so gross?
They are on the couch and start telling each other stories,their likes,dislikes but soon sleep overpowers them and they drift off!!sona’s head is on Dev’s shoulder!!dev wakes up
I woke up and the first thing I saw was her face!!definitely the best bday ever??she looks so cute and innocent while sleeping!!then I see the time it’s 9:00!!i get startled and wake Sonakshi too!!
Dev:wake up!!we don’t have time!!i am going to take a shower!!
After some time!!dev comes out in a towel!!
????❤️?ohh Teri yeh hotness ki Dukaan nhi hotness ki factory hai factory???
Dev quickly wears clothes!!
Sona:Dev actually I don’t have clothes!
Dev:u go to the shower I will arrange something!!
Sona comes out in a bathroom and finds a beautiful dress kept there!!she looks stunning in that dress!!dev comes
Sona:how am I looking jaanu!!
Yaar yeh mere Janamdin Ko Mera marandin banana chahti hai Kya!!ek toh waise hi Itni hot lag Raho Hai upar se jaanu Bula Rahi hai??
Waise hi yeh hotness ki Dukaan correction!!hotness ki factory Hai upar se yeh black shirt????
Dev:I wanted to tell u that ABC channel is coming here!!
Door bell rings
ABC:hello sir!!hello ma’am!!!
First the cake cutting ceremony takes place!!
ABC:what are ur bday plans sir??
Dev:it’s a surprise for me!!?
ABC:sir we have a rapid fire Type of game
ABC:but whoever ans wrong has to drink this Karela juice
Sona and Dev’s PoV
Lag gyi Lanka!!!bhagwan bacha Lena??plzzzz
Everything is white in his house!!iske ghar ka naam White House Hona chahiye
Dev:hmm….she is ryt!!
What’s her favourite colour????
Sona:I like ur shirt!!
(Dev’s PoV will continue)
What happened to her??
Sona:can I get a BLACK coffee!!
Paagal Ho gyi hai Kya??
ABC:sir u have to drink this !!her favourite is black!!
Oh no!!tabhi wih black black Kar Rahi thi!!thoda dimaag Chala leta toh ab yeh Na pina padta!!peeja beta Dev!!Jai mata di!!
And Drank one sip!!he started coughing Na she started laughing!!
Dev:Badi hasi aa Rahi Hai!!aage dekhenge!!
ABC:most annoying habit!!
Dev:she reacts without even listening to me!!
Sona:yah…..and he loves to annoy me!!
Dev sticks his tongue out and Sona too!! And they have a playful fight!!
ABC:ok so….this is for Sonakshi but u gave to answer as Dev!!
Sona:ok so I am Dev!!(sits like him)
ABC:the thing u love about Sona??
Sona:she is mine(in a heavy voice)
ABC:hmm….kill marry hookup??Riya…..Sriya….Sonakshi….
Sona:I will kill the other too and marry Sonakshi!!
Dev pulls her cheeks!!??
ABC:ok now Dev has to and as Sonakshi!!
Dev:ok so I am Sonakshi!!(sits like her)
ABC:one thing u love about Dev!!
Dev:he is mine
Dev:he loves me too much!!
ABC:kill marry hook up!!dev,Ved,Rahul!!
Dev:I will kill Dev!!!marry Rahul and hookup with Ved!!
Dev:arey agar main kehta ki u will kill the other two and marry u!!tab tum originality karti!!isliye!!!
Sona:isliye aapne apne aap Ko Maar diya
Dev:ohh ??I killed myself!!
ABC:ok Sonakshi!!dev wanted to become____________other than an actor!!
??iske baarein mein Mujhe koi idea nhi hai!!
Dev:objection my lord!!
Ise Kya Hua hai?? Yeh lawyer kyun ban gya
Sona:u think a director may be!!
ABC:lawyer!!u have to drink this!!
Sona!!he gave u signs but u!!idiot!!
Dev:idiot nhi duffer!!
ABC:thanks a lot!!!
Dev:thanks to u!!
And they leave the house
Precap:Dev:come and sleep with me on the bed!!???
Phew!!!finally ?haath mein dard Ho gya?
Acha ab plzzz ache ache comments Kar do!!
Mere dard Ho Rahe haath ka Vaasta!!
Suggestions for improvement If required!!
Will post soon
Ache ache comments
It’s 3:56 am?(nikita,princess specially for u)
Ok bye!!i am going to sleep but u have to first go to the comment section?
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