Aaj ke baache !!

Pls laugh very hard Aaj k shaitan bacche :
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Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho ? Little cute student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ?
Lazyness rocks:
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Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom : You come and drink.
Boy : Please mom.
Mom : If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?
Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna?
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha :
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.
Dukandar : Haan hai.
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.?
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Beta – Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?
Papa – Bilkul marte the
Beta – Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi…??
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

“Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your problems yourself.
I have my own Problems!” :):):):-) ?
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Father :- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna…??

Aftr exam

Father ? : How is ur result ?

Son ? : Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai.?

Guys how is dis one ???

Credit to: Mansi(Mandy)

13 comments

  1. Ameena

    ???????????????
    Mansi thank you sooooo much for making me laugh….I liked rahul ghandi one also very muchhhh…..??
    Love u?

  2. Mandy

    Lol!!! Awesome Akka!!!!!!!!!
    U should keep posting these to make our days fun ?
    Ela unavu??? I’m fine…….

  3. Sahima

    Oh my god. I couldn’t stop my laugh. These all r old but every time I read it. I started laughing.

  4. manha

    oh god these were out of the world yaar. yaa lazyness always rocks. mom n kid water one was just too much. n then dad n kid don’t call me papa if u fail. and the ultimate maths one. oh these were superb. n u r always rocking my dear mansi.

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